For a long time now, my husband and I have been struggling to get him in my back door. After going through lists of anal kits that were jelly or some other unfriendly material, I found the anal curve kit. It's made out of TPR and is phthalates-free. They can't be completely sterilized, though. Wash them with antibacterial soap and warm water. Do not boil them like you would silicone. Better yet, instead of just washing them with antibacterial soap, put a condom on them, too. That's what I always do with anything that goes in my tush; cover it with a condom and wash it really well after. The toy, not the condom. :p

Anyway, I have to say I'm quite pleased with the anal curve kit. When I got them, I made sure to wash all of them and went to put them away. Well, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to see how well they would stick to things before putting them in the "naughty drawer". I have another suction cup toy that sticks pretty well, but it slides off the wall. The painted texture isn't smooth enough for it. I tried to stick the anal curve toys to the wall and they all stuck! These things have some really good suction. Plus, the suction cup part has a little divet in it. You can't really get anything into the two smaller anal curves, but I managed to cram a micro mini bullet inside the bigger one with the help of some lube. Another thing about the divets, they make the toy slide in easier. If you're extremely little like me and have a size 4 wedding ring (my fingers are just a little wider than fettucini >.<) then you can cram your finger in the divet and sort of help it along.

The variety in this kit really helps alot. Like I've said before, my husband is huge and I'm itty bitty. Two of me=one of him. We haven't really tried anal much (because it hurt so much), so this was a great beginner kit. TPR is a very soft material and the toys in the anal curve kit easily bend and adapt to your body. They're actually more comfortable than I thought they would be. With how much anal has hurt me before, I was a little leary about them at first. I tried the small one first. It was almost a little too soft to get it in. The middle one went in just fine and then we moved on to the big boy. Being able to ease it in and gradually move up the sizes really helped. I have to have a couple minutes to sort of let my body adjust and get used to the penetration. After sliding the biggest one in me for a while (which felt really good with lots of lube), we moved on to getting my hubby in. To my surprise, it really wasn't that bad and I didn't bleed much when we used these toys first. Before we had the anal curve kit we tried anal a couple times with me ending up bleeding and sore for 2 or 3 days. Ouch! >.< Plus, it didn't pop out like other anal toys I've had. The graduated bulbs seemed to hold it in place and the base was quite comfortable. Whenever I wanted anal stimulation during a romp before, the toy would just pop right out. (Great, now we have to lysol the carpet. -.-;) Being the curious little thing that I am, I decided to see how they would feel if they were inserted vaginally. This was done before I ever used them as anal toys! Never place a toy in your vagina after it has been in your anus! TPR toys can harbor bacteria and you don't want a vaginal infection! If you plan on using these toys in both places, make sure you put condoms on them!!! Anyway, I used the larger one, since that's what I'm used to. ^_~ It felt great! The graduated bulbs feel wonderful going in and out. Plus, the way it curves hits my g-spot. But the part I love most about using it vaginally is that the base is big enough to rub against my clit. Being a clit girl, that's really important. I have problems cumming if I don't get any stimulation there. And being able to cram a micro mini vibe inside the divet isn't bad either. ^_^

Packaging: Alright, pretty much everything has been said except what I thought about the packaging. The packaging was just fine. No buxom bimbos to make me feel small and unsexy. And I have a picture! That's something I really like about EdenFantasys, a lot of there products have pictures of the packaging. Otherwise, I'd end up searching and searching until I find the package most likely to find out that it's smutty.

Pros: great starter kit, phthalates-free, suction cups work well, graduated bulbs and softness of material make penetration more comfortable and enjoyable, you can cram a micro mini bullet into the bottom of the biggest one with some lube

Cons: smallest one may be a little too flexible for some folks, you can't completely sanitize TPR

Summary:5/5 I'm not going to take anything off just because it can't be sanitized completely. Not when most anal kits are jelly. This has really been an answer to my prayers. This really helps me get ready for my huge hubby and there is just so much variety in this kit. I mean, if you take the proper safety precautions, you can use it anally and vaginally and you can cram a mini bullet into it for some extra stimulation. In my opinion, the anal curve kit is a great deal.

Along with this kit, EdenFantasys has a wide variety of sex toys, lubes, costumes, and pretty much everything else under the sun to make your sex life sizzle.





FTC Statement: The Anal Curve Kit was donated and reviewed as part of the EdenFantasys affiliate program.

I just had to try the Hathor Aphrodisia lube out after I saw that it had horny goat weed in it.

A little background info: Horny goat weed is an herb that is said to have aphrodisiac properties. It was discovered by a Chinese goat farmer who noticed his flock getting a little "rowdy", shall we say, after eating the herb. It is widely used now for over 2,000 years as an aid for male libido and can be found in anything from pill form to actual teas you can brew. What gets your man's blood flowing is a chemical called icariin that is found in the herb. Lab tests have shown that rats given the herb experience an increase in penile blood pressure. Although this is most commonly used for males, females can experience a rise in libido when given this herb. It has also been shown to alleviate fatigue and menapausal problems.

That being said, I couldn't wait to try it out on my hubby. The problem is, I've given him horny goat weed tea and nothing happens. I've tried slipping it into his regular ice tea jug, but nothing ever comes of it. He's 6'5" and 230-something pounds. That's a lot of blood to get through, I guess. Maybe he just needs stronger doses. 

Anyway, down to the review. I've tried one other natural lube from Wet Naturals, but Hathor Aphrodisia is way better. This stuff actually stays in my hand when I pour it out! Wet Naturals drips right off and into the carpet. I'm really impressed with Hathor. It's even a better lube than my Wet Platinum. Hathor is thicker, slicker, and long-lasting. I can deal with having to reapply lube, but when I've got Hathor now, why bother? And for a water-based formula, you'd think it would just wash right off with the slightest bit of water like Wet Naturals. No way! It actually stays put for the most part. I think I might just get rid of my other lubes in favor of Hathor. Really, there's no point in keeping them. I haven't seen it stain either. I got lazy when I had a little on my hands and just wiped it on my pants. A little while later, nothing was there. I didn't really notice any residue either.

The funny thing is, Hathor reminds me a little of my own natural lubrication. It's not as sticky as the stuff my body makes, though. It is a bit sticky, though. And that's really all I can find bad about it. It has no parabens. It's organic and vegan. Plus, it's water-based so you can use it with whatever toy you want. It didn't make my hubby horny, but horny goat weed has never really worked on him in the first place. Me? Well, that's a different story. Actually, I'm not so sure if it was the lube or just me. I'm always up for a good romp. Either way, I really like this stuff.

Pros: paraben-free, organic, vegan, slippery and not runny like my other lubes, water-based and safe for use on all toys

Cons: no extra hornyness from the horny goat weed, just a bit sticky

Summary: 5/5 Can you tell I love this stuff? I really like that it reminds me of what I produce naturally. Lots of pros, few cons. Who knows, maybe it'll work on your guy. Mine is immune to the stuff apparently. I'm thinking of brewing up another batch of horny goat weed tea and slipping it into his jug. It's been a while since I have. Wish me luck! I'll need it.

Just a little tip: My hubby used to go nuts if he smelled anise. Try it on your guy to see if it works. It used to be a main ingredient in black licorice, so you can guess what it smells like. Some organic black licorice still has it.

You can pick up Hathor Aphrodisia lube from Babeland in a 4 oz. bottle or an 8 oz. bottle. 
FTC Statement:  The Hathor Aphrodisia Pure Personal Lubricant was provided to True Pleasures for free by Babeland and reviewed as part of Babeland's affiliate program. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

Disappointment. Utter disappointment. I ordered the ultimate triple stimulator from a UK company which stated that this toy was rubber latex. I thought it was safe enough until I found it on EdenFantasys. It's jelly and probably has phthalates. I'll have to recycle it. I really hate to get rid of it. I really did like this toy (after I had to modify it to fit my hubby and got over the smell). Just to make sure, I emailed EdenFantasys about my dilemma. They were very nice and tried to get ahold of the company that makes the ultimate triple stimulator. No luck. I was told to just assume that it contains phthalates and to use a condom with it.

We had problems with it the moment I got it out of the box. The smell was terrible and I had a feeling it was jelly. I just really wanted to believe that UK company because I really wanted to try this toy. We put a condom on it anyway. It's just easier to clean up that way. Still, I feel uncomfortable with the uncovered parts touching my naughty bits and leaching into my husband's body and my own. Plus, I had trouble washing that smell off my hands after we used it. That's why it's going to be recycled. (Check out my post on how to recycle your toys. Not only do you keep our landfills free of toxic trash, but you get a nice little bonus. You'll have to read to find out.)

On to the next problem: getting it on him. If you've read my other posts, you know my hubby is huge. We couldn't fit him in the cock ring. It doesn't stretch at all. I had to take one of our good knives to it and carve out the inside. That was probably at least an inch that I had to carve out before it would fit. Even though I did that, it was still hard to get it on.

Next problem: getting it in me. It's a little akward trying to line up two dicks at once, but I think I got the hang of it. I like that it had a spine. It made it more stable and easier to get it in. I had trouble with it popping out sometimes, though. But if I got it in right the first time, it stayed in.

Yes, I did say I liked this toy. I just had to get all the bad stuff out first. Well, it felt good if we could get into the right position. I really liked the bullet. Geez, that thing could buzz. And the anal probe was fine until my hubby decided to get rougher with it and use his hand to jam it up in me. It didn't seem too long until he did that. And he definitely liked the idea of double penetration. He kept asking me how it felt to have two in me. He's always had a fascination with my keister for some reason, too.

It was nice while my dillusion of safety lasted.

Packaging: No problems.

Pros: Felt good and that's pretty much all there is to say. EdenFantasys was more informational and helped me find out what this toy is really made of.

Cons: That UK company lied to me, it's jelly and has phthalates, I had to carve out the cock ring to make it big enough, it smelled terrible (I could smell it in bed while it was sitting on my nightstand), it would pop out and it was hard to get in

Vibration Level:5/5 Whoa O.O

Noise Level: 3/5 For a tiny vibe, this thing can definitely get noisy

Summary: 1/5 This toy has been such a let down. The material, smell, small cockring...so many things. It was so annoying dealing with how terrible it smelled and having to get a carving knife out just to make the cock ring fit. I'll be searching for a safer cock ring with anal probe. Like I said, I do like the concept. There's just so much wrong with this one, though. If anyone knows of a safe, phthalates-free cock ring with an anal probe, please drop me a line on my blog or on EdenFantasys.



FTC Statement: The Ulitmate Triple Stimulator was purchased then reviewed for the EdenFantasys affiliate program.

When the edible pasties came up on Babeland.com, I was very eager to try them. I really thought they were cute and thought it would be a great way to try something new with the hubby. Since we both like strawberry, I thought it would be nice to get the strawberry pasties.

When I got them in the mail, I was surprised to see how big they were. O.O Whoa! I mean, when I was looking at them on the website, I was a little worried they wouldn't cover my nipples (I have larger than average nipples. They're huge. -.-;). Well, I didn't have to worry about that. When I put them on, they actually covered most of my boobs! Keep in mind, girls, that I'm barely a B-cup. So, since there's not much to cover, the pasties covered most of them.

Let's talk about sticking them on. Yeah...that was a little tricky. lol Maybe it was because it's my first time with pasties. I wet the back of them and stuck them on. I guess since I'm small, that's why it kind of puckered. Well, not puckered. I don't really know how to put it. It stuck to my nipple (and most of my boob. Curse my smallness.). It's just that in the very middle of it, the sides didn't quite stick. They stayed on, though. I got up early to put them on while the hubby was still asleep. I thought it would be fun to use the pasties as a naughty little breakfast for when he woke up. I fell asleep a couple times before he woke up, and they never came off.

How'd they taste? Well, they smelled good when I opened the package. They smelled just like strawberries. It was a little disappointing when my hubby told me he couldn't taste much. Me being curious, I lifted my boob up and gave it a lick. (He definitely liked seeing that. ^_~) He was right. Not much taste really. And kind of papery. After a little romp, I decided to peel them off and try to really get a taste of them. I even tried chewing them a little and still couldn't get much taste. What little taste there was, it was good, though.

Summary:My overall rating...it's hard to say. I mean, I'm smaller than the average girl, so I'm sure they fit other girls fine. I guess I'll go with a 3/5. Take one away for them being so big and having parts that don't stick well, and take another away for not really having much taste. I think Babeland has a good idea. I really like the concept and I think the designs are cute, but I think they need to choose a different manufacturer. Oh, and maybe take small girls into consideration. Maybe there could be different sizes instead of a one-size-fits-all kind of thing. Because this size definitely wasn't right for me.

FTC Statement: The Edible Pasties were donated and reviewed as part of Babeland's affiliate program.

FTC Statement: The Body Butter was purchased, then reviewed for the EdenFantasys affiliate program.

All of us know our sex lives need a little spicing up every now and then. That's where the Sex Casino kit comes in. ^_^ I really am happy that I got this.

Sometimes things get so blah. Same position, same scenario, same thing every bloody time. No kissing, no foreplay, “are you going to do something about it, or what?” is what I always hear when I try to get him to make a move. I've only been married two years and we've already fallen into a rut. Depressing, isn't it?

Well, not anymore! ^_^ Aside from the games, this kit is great for leaving little surprises. If you're feeling a little cheeky, you could put one of the scratch-and-win sexy lotto tickets in your lover's lunch. That was fun sticking one in my hubby's lunch for work. He kept thinking about it all day and actually got out of work on time (Lately he's been having to do extra work because they got rid of a guy in his department, so he hasn't been out on time. Give him a little incentive and he can really get his butt in gear, though. ^_~) and he made the first move since a long time ago! Finally! How I've been waiting for that!

The kit also includes a deck of cards, 12 sexy favor poker chips, a spinner with various sexual favors, a manual with 25 different games to play, and there are 6 of those scratch-and-win sexy lotto tickets. The cards come in a nice little carrying case when you want to put them away. And the manual has really good instructions. That part was very important to me since I'm terrible at card games.

And everything is done very tastefully. No naked bodies or busty diagrams for those of us who are a little insecure of our breast size. -.-; I really hope that the natural breast enhancement routine I'm doing works out soon. I'm so tired of my small boobs. If you're like me and want some advice, try going here. There are a lot of helpful and very nice women who you can ask for advice.

Overall, I'd give the Sex Casino kit a 5/5. It's tastefully done and there are plenty of games to keep my hubby and I entertained for a while. Aside from making sex interesting, the games help pass the time. I hate just sitting in front of the TV all night, and this kit kills two birds with one stone: no more vegging out in front of the tube, and it puts a little spice back into my sex life. Plus, it's not that expensive for all that's in it. Definitely check it out sometime!