I don’t know how many toys I’ve gone through just to find a double penetration cockring that doesn’t have harmful phthalates in the material. Well, I finally found one that is TPR and phthalates-free, the Double Diver Cockring. (Unfortunately, Cal Exotics had a problem with a past manufacturer which resulted in phthalate-laden Double Divers getting out to the public. If your Double Diver smells bad and the cockring doesn’t stretch, contact Cal Exotics for a replacement. I did and got a nice, new one that is guaranteed TPR.)

I’ve only tried one other double penetration cockring. It was the Ultimate Triple Stimulator (review here). Sadly, I was a bit naive when I bought it, and found out later that it had phthalates. It was sent to be recycled. It wasn’t stretchy (actually had to carve out the cockring to make it fit) and it smelled funny. I’m so glad I got the Double Diver. I missed the double the penetration.

General Information:

Length: 4.5” x 1” 
Material: TPR (porous, cover w/ a condom to keep clean, especially if you’re planning on sharing)
Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties 
Special Features: Waterproof, dildo has adjustable spine
Speed Settings: 3-Speed
Speed Control: Push Button
Batteries: Uses 3 watch batteries, 6 included free!
Compatible Lube: Compatible with both silicone and water-based. Lube reviews here.

Because the Double Diver is made of TPR, the cockring is very stretchy. (Remember, if it doesn’t stretch, it’s not TPR. Contact Cal Exotics for a replacement.) I’d say the diameter of my hubby is about 2.5” and it fit him just fine with the help of a little lube.

 

It may be strange, but I have to say that I think the cockring is kinda cute. Why is that? Well, it has a little heart embossed on the hollow where the 3-speed bullet vibe goes. I hope you can see it. It was a bit difficult to get a good picture of it.

 

Aside from the cute little heart, there are also small bumps along the topside of the dildo shaft. I can’t say that they add much to the experience. They’re interesting from an aesthetic point of view, but I don’t really notice them when the dildo slides into me. Hope you can see them. Look real close at the picture and you should be able to see the strange little face at the head. I’m an artist. I notice all the little things like that.

 

Experience: Like I said earlier, my first experience with a double penetration cockring was with the Ultimate Triple Stimulator, which was actually inches longer than the Double Diver. That’s good because it’s never felt that the Double Diver goes to far up my backside. On the other hand, we’ve had a bit of trouble keeping it in when in certain positions.

I’d say the best position for us with the Double Diver is for me to lay on my stomach with my husband laying on top of me. We turn the Double Diver around so the vibe is at his balls and the dildo is above his cock and curve it up slightly. That way, his body is pressing it against me, giving me a better feeling of double penetration and keeping it from popping out.

Using Anal Toys: Before inserting an anal toy, make sure to give yourself time to relax and stretch out. Don’t just try to cram it in there. You’re likely to end up sore and bleeding if you do that. And use plenty of lube! Keep it covered with a condom. TPR is porous and can harbor bacteria. And never use it in your vagina if it has ever gone into your anus without a condom!

Vibe Level: 3-speed vibe, The highest speed may be too intense for some, but the hubby and I love it.

Noise Level: It’s pretty quite. I mean, you can still hear it a little under the covers on the highest speed, but it’s very quite compared to my other vibes.

Pros: Finally, a phthalates-free double penetration cockring! Compatible with silicone and water-based lubes, stretchy cockring, good vibes, easy to clean (keep a condom on porous materials such as TPR so they don’t harbor bacteria)

Cons: Cal Exotics made the mistake of sending out PVC Double Divers to sellers and didn’t notice until I caught them (Remember, if you suspect yours is PVC, contact Cal Exotics for a replacement). Sometimes it slips out because it’s a little short. Trashy packaging.

Packaging: Too raunchy for my taste. I hate when my toy packaging has bimbos flaunting their cleavage. Cal Exotics, please clean up your packaging on this product.

Summary: 4/5 Every product that has a raunchy package gets a point taken off in an effort to get manufacturers to change their advertisement methods. Sex toy shopping should be fun and not demeaning or raunchy.

Otherwise, I really have no problem with the Double Diver. It’s a great toy and I’m glad to finally have a double penetration cockring that is safe for both my hubby’s and my own body. ^-^

FTC Statement: The Double Diver was given for free to True Pleasures by SixtyNineSecrets for review.

Cosmo's Kama Sutra Instructions:

Start in missionary with your legs spread just enough to let him enter you, giving him a tight fit and creating more sustained stimulation for yourself. Then have him move about 2 inches higher so his pelvis is aligned with yours (a position that’s referred to as the coital alignment technique, aka CAT). Have him rock back and forth while you thrust your pelvis upward, keeping in sync with him, so your clitoris is hitting his penis’s base.



Why You'll Love It:

He’s penetrating from a higher angle, putting pressure on the clitoris.

Thanks for the tip Cosmo! Check in next Friday for another position from Cosmo Sutra. Alternatively, you can just get the book so you know all of them!

Disclaimer: I would like to make clear that I in no way claim this as my own pattern. Pattern & images © 2004 Amy King. Contact Amy

Sexy. That's the only word I have for these. Paired with a seductive outfit, garters and attitude, you will be all set. These stockings knit up super fast and will fit most anyone. You'll be turning heads in no time.
My inspiration was a type of fishnet socks I used to own. I loved the look, but my toes would always try to escape the net and would be threatened with strangulation. Style is important but my discomfort is where I draw the line.

My solution is this schoolgirl fishnet-styled thigh high made with elastic cotton yarn. The back is laced up for extra sex appeal and to adjust for size. One pair of these could essentially fit you now and after all those cookie binges.

The pattern looks more complicated than it really is. But you don't have to tell anyone else that. The key is to knit it smaller than you think it needs to be. The stitch pattern only shows up really well when its stretched out being worn.

Knitty has a great article on creating socks from the toe up. [I also use only 4 DPNs while many people use 5 now. My pattern is easily adaptable to using more needles.] Check it out for the method that makes you most comfortable.

SIZE
Women's M[L]

FINISHED MEASUREMENTS
The stockings will fit a large man, if you can get them on him.

MATERIALS
Elann Esprit [50g, 170m/186yds stretched); color: 3794 Wine; 2[3] balls
4 US 4 (3.5mm) double-pointed needles
US 4 (3.5mm) straight needles
3-5 yards of rattail or satin ribbon.

GAUGE
20 sts = 4" in stockinette stitch

STITCH PATTERNS

Fishnet Patt 1 (foot)
Row1: *YO, k2tog*, rep to end
Row2: K.
Row3: *YO, skp*, rep to end
Row4: K.

Fishnet Patt 2 (leg)
Row1: K2, *yo, k2tog, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
Row2: K.
Row3: K2, *yo, skp, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
Row4: K.

Fishnet Patt 3 (flat)
Row1: Sl1, k1, *yo, k2tog, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
Row2: P.
Row3: Sl1, k1, *yo, skp, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
Row4: P.

Fishnet Inc Patt (flat)
Row1: Sl1, m1, k1, *yo, k2tog, rep from * to last 2 sts, k1, m1, k1.
Row2: P.
Row3: Sl1, m1, *yo, skp, rep from * to last st, m1, k1.
Row4: P.

DIRECTIONS

With a figure eight CO, CO 16 sts. Divide sts between 2 dpns.
Knit all stitches off needle 1 with needle 3.
Knit all stitches off needle 2 with needle 4.
Note: One row will have twisted stitches; don't forget to knit into the back of the stitch to even out those twisted ones when you come to them.
Join and beg working in the round.
Rnd 1: M1, k4. These stitches will go on needle 3. The next stitch as the beg of the round. With another dpn, k4, m1. This is needle 1. Use another dpn [needle 2] to m1, k8 ,m1. K 5 sts from needle 3.

Begin working in St st increasing as follows:
Rnd 1: K.
Rnd 2:
Needle 1: K to last st, m1, k1. Needle 2: K1, m1, k to last st, m1, k1. Needle 3: K1, m1, k to end.
Rep these 2 rnds to 40(48) sts. (Needle 1: 10(12) sts, Needle 2: 20(24) sts, Needle 3: 10(12) sts).
Work 4(2) rnds even.
Work in Patt 1 until sock measures 4 inches less from heel to toe than the length you want your sock to be.

HEEL
Needle 1: K. Needle 2: Work in Patt 1. Needle 3: K.
Rep this rnd 3 more times.
Work a short row heel but do not wrap the sts.

LEG
Rnd 1:
Needle 1: K. Needle 2: Work in Patt 1. Needle 3: K.
Rep this rnd 3more times.
Work in Patt 2 for 3 inches.

Change to straight needles and, turning work after every row (working flat, back and forth), work in Patt 3 until piece measures 1 inch less than the length of your heel to your calf muscle.
Work 1[2] sets of Inc Patt.
Work in Patt 3 until your piece measures 2 inches below the knee.
Work 2[3] sets of Inc Patt.

For a taller stocking, work 2 or more reps of Patt 3.
Next row: Sl1, k to end.
Next row: Sl1, p to end.
Row 1: Sl1, k1, yo, k2tog, *k1, p1, rep from * to last 4 sts, k2tog, yo, k2.
Rows 2 and 4: Sl1, p1, *p1, k1, rep from * to last 2 sts, p2.
Row 3: Sl1, k1, *k1, p1, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
Rep these 4 rows 2 more times.
Next row: Sl1, k1, *yo, k2tog, rep from * to last 2 sts, k2.
P 1 row even.
Next row: Sl1, p1, *k1, p1, rep from * to end.
Next Row, Sl1, *p1, k1, rep from * to end.
Rep these 2 rows 1 more time.
BO.

FINISHING
Wash and block to size.
Weave in ends.
Lace back seam tog.

ABOUT THE DESIGNER

Amy is going crazy in Maine, working as a potter and mom to a 3 year old.

Her knitting exploits can be seen at theboogerblog.blogspot.com

Pattern & images © 2004 Amy King. Contact Amy

Since the Smartballs Original were released, FunFactory has come out with new Smartballs Teneo line. Now you can get just one ball instead of two. So, What improvements have been made?

New Features:

• Silicone pull cord instead of an impermeable one (It stretches, though, and makes me worry a bit that I might stretch it too far and snap it. Just make sure your muscles are relaxed when you go to pull the Smartballs Teneo Uno out.)
• An ergonomically formed finger hollow designed for easier insertion. Love it! It makes it so much easier to get them in.
• Now elastomed coated with silicone. They used to be completely elastomed.
• Has a stripe around the balls. It’s supposed to improve sensitivity. Not sure what good it does, but it looks nice, I guess. I didn’t really notice anything, though.

Is it comfortable?

The Teneo Uno is barely noticeable when you have it in. It’s very comfortable, and may be a better choice for those who don’t want the fuller feeling of two balls.

It comes with lube, but I’d rather not use it…

Why? Take a look at the ingredients. Glycerin can cause yeast infections and I’m not sure about alcohol. Plus, it smells a bit like vinegar. Ew. O.o Can’t review it, ‘cause I don’t want to use it.

(Aqua, Glycerin, Ethoxydiglycol, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxypropylcellulose, Citric Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Methylisothiazolinone, Methychlorolisothiazolinone)

Why use it?

It helps strengthen the pelvic floor to help with incontinence and can also improve orgasm.

So....how exactly do you use this thing?

Once the ball is inserted, just contract your PC muscles. It's the same action as stopping urine flow in mid-stream. (Sorry if that's gross for some, but it's the best way I can explain it! It’s best not to practice controlling your muscles in this way. Really, stopping your urine flow in mid-stream causes it to go back into your body and sort of build up. Don’t want a UTI.) You'll be able to feel the muscles squeezing against the ball. After you get used to that, you can start gently pulling on the string while you are squeezing to build up your PC workout.

Is it a good work out?

Yes, but not as much to me as the Teneo Duo or Original are. And unfortunately, I can’t feel the little marble rattling around inside the ball as much as I feel it with the Duo or Original.

I have a theory on that. You see, when you turn the Teneo Uno over with the divot facing down like how you would have it in you and shake it, the marble doesn’t jiggle as much. You don’t have this problem with the Teneo Duo or Original because the Original doesn’t have divots and the Teneo Duo’s divot is only at the end where the cord is.

Is it good for anything besides working your PC muscles?

Sure, but I’d recommend either the Teneo Duo or the Original Smartballs. Their inner marbles rattle around much better. Wear it while doing your household chores to make them more fun. Wear it during masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, while wearing a strap-on, when you go out dancing, jogging or any type of exercise, anything really!

Here’s a view of the inside of one:

What about cleaning it?

Cleaning it is pretty easy. Just use soap and a little warm water. Don't boil it! Only do that with pure silicone!

Packaging?

No problem. FunFactory has presented their product in a very tasteful and sophisticated package that is as informative as it is aesthetically pleasing. There’s nothing smutty or overly sexual; no naked bodies or anything.

Pros: safe material, well-designed, nice packaging, great for a PC workout, improves orgasm, easy to clean...

Cons: Can’t feel the inner marble rolling around as much as with the Teneo Duo or Original. The first Teneo Uno I got didn’t actually move. I shook it around quite a bit, and finally managed to get the marble lose and rolling. GoodVibes was nice enough to send me a new one, though. I could feel the marble moving around in that one when it was in my hand, but still couldn’t feel it when it was in me.

So, would you get the Smartballs Teneo Duo, Smartballs Teneo Uno, or the Smartballs Original?

Well, I think out of the 3, I would probably go with the Smartballs Teneo Duo. They just look nicer than the original and I like that the cord is made of silicone and not just impermeable string. Plus, I feel more from the Teneo Duo than I do from the Teneo Uno.

Summary: 4/5 for the Teneo Uno. It’s fine, but I just don’t feel it does as good of a job. I just can’t feel the marble rolling around in it that much when its in me, and that’s the part I love about the Teneo Duo and the Original.

FTC Statement: The Smartballs Teneo Uno was provided for free by the Good Vibes Ambassador Program for review. Links from GoodVibes’ Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

For the most part, Smartballs Teneo Duo are very similar to Smartballs Original. Let’s see what’s new…

New Features:

• Silicone pull cord instead of an impermeable one (It stretches, though, and makes me worry a bit that I might stretch it too far and snap it. Just make sure your muscles are relaxed when you go to pull the Smartballs Teneo Duo out.)
• An ergonomically formed finger hollow designed for easier insertion. Love it! It makes it so much easier to get them in.
• Now elastomed coated with silicone. They used to be completely elastomed.
• Has a stripe around the balls. It’s supposed to improve sensitivity. Not sure what good it does, but it looks nice, I guess. I didn’t really notice anything, though.

Are they comfortable?

They are the perfect size for me. (5'1" and maybe 95lb I’m tiny little gal) They're really comfortable and you can wear them all day. Just lube them up a bit with water-based lube and slide them right in. If you find them wanting to slide out, you probably haven’t gotten them in far enough. Being a small gal, I don’t have much room in me and have to work a bit to get them all the way back. The whole process actually exercises my muscles more, so I’m not really complaining.

They come with lube, but I’d rather not use it…

Why? Take a look at the ingredients. Glycerin can produce yeast infections and I’m not sure about alcohol. Plus, it smells a bit like vinegar. Ew. O.o Can’t review it, ‘cause I don’t want to use it.

(Aqua, Glycerin, Ethoxydiglycol, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydroxypropylcellulose, Citric Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Methylisothiazolinone, Methychlorolisothiazolinone)

Why use them?

They help strengthen the pelvic floor to help with incontinence and can also improve orgasm.

So....how exactly do you use these things?

Once they are inserted, just contract your PC muscles. It's the same action as stopping urine flow in mid-stream. (Sorry if that's gross for some, but it's the best way I can explain it! It’s best not to practice controlling your muscles in this way. Really, stopping your urine flow in mid-stream causes it to go back into your body and sort of build up. Don’t want a UTI.) You'll be able to feel the muscles squeezing against the balls. After you get used to that, you can start gently pulling on the string while you are squeezing to build up your PC workout.

Are they a good work out?

You bet! I’ve gotten to the point where I can hold them in me tight enough that I can’t get them out! Orgasm has been better, too. Actually, last time was really intense. I wasn’t sure exactly what it was, but I’m thinking it had to do with me exercising with the balls more lately.

I love the Smartballs Teneo Duo. Unlike the Smartballs Teneo Uno, you can really feel the little balls rolling around inside them with every swish of your hips.

Are they good for anything besides working your PC muscles?

Yep! Take a vibrator to these things sometime when they're in you. Since they have the little marbles rolling around inside, they carry the vibes well. Actually, I've used the Smart Balls Original  by themselves to get off a couple times while my hubby was sleeping. One of the balls close to my opening and the other close to my clit. The rolling marbles were quiet enough not to wake him. I’m sure the Teneo Duo would do just as well.

Wear them while doing your household chores to make them more fun. Or, you could also wear them during masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, while wearing a strap-on, when you go out dancing, jogging or any type of exercise, anything really!

The vibrations from the marble inside feels great, and are enough to make me want to wear them constantly. They keep me somewhat excited and, most of the time, there is a good amount of my juices on them when I take them out. It’s nice that they keep me lubricated.

Here’s a view of the inside of one:

What about cleaning them?

Cleaning them is pretty easy. Just use soap and a little warm water. Don't boil them! Only do that with pure silicone!

Packaging?

No problem. FunFactory has presented their product in a very tasteful and sophisticated package that is as informative as it is aesthetically pleasing. There’s nothing smutty or overly sexual; no naked bodies or anything.

Pros: Too many to list! lol But seriously... safe material, well-designed, nice packaging, great for a PC workout, love the little rolling marbles inside of them, may even make you want to walk around and exercise just to feel the little marbles roll around in them in you!, arousing, improves orgasm, easy to clean... I could probably keep going, but you get the point.

Cons: Just that the cord stretches and I worry sometimes I might stretch it too far. I hope it never snaps on me.

So, would you get the Smartballs Teneo Duo, Smartballs Teneo Uno, or the Smartballs Original?

Well, I think out of the 3, I would probably go with the Smartballs Teneo Duo. They just look nicer than the original and I like that the cord is made of silicone and not just impermeable string.

Summary: 5/5 for the Smart Balls Teneo Duo! Happy to have the elastomed coated with silicone. Not that I don’t trust elastomed, I just trust silicone more. Still the same great vibrations from the marble inside, and a nice, new design. I always love looking at FunFactory’s toys. Their designs are just…well…fun!


FTC Statement: The Smartballs Teneo Duo was provided for free by the Good Vibes Ambassador Program for review. Links from GoodVibes’ Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

You'll need lots of pillows under your butt to keep you lifted. Or, better yet, use a liberator wedge!

Cosmo's Kama Sutra Instructions:

Lie on the floor faceup with a couple of pillows propping your butt. Keep your knees half bent, your legs splayed wide, and your arms high over your head or holding on to his side (as in the picture) — so that your body is extremely open. Have your partner enter you at a higher angle than usual (the pillows will help), planting his hands on the floor beside your head. He should move inside you with slow, languid figure-eight motions, so that you feel his whole package — his penis plus pubic region. Remember: The figure-eight motion is key to this maneuver.



Why You'll Love It:

You get double the orgasmic pleasure: His penis's circular motions tantalize your vagina while his public bone lightly rubs against your clitoris. This is a slow-building, easy-orgasm position that allows you to lie back and let him please you with long, sensual strokes, until you climb to a powerful peak.

For a surefire G-spot trigger, pile up the pillows. The more you have propping you up, the easier it is for him to penetrate you deeply. And not only will your orgasms be even more intense, but you'll also satisfy every inch of his member — so there's even the potential for a simultaneous climax!

Thanks for the tip Cosmo! Check in next Friday for another position from Cosmo Sutra. Alternatively, you can just get the book so you know all of them!

As Seen in TIME Magazine’s article about eco-friendly sex toys! Article Here.

Like every other massage product made by Babeland that I’ve tried, I must gush over their Massage Candle. I swear, Babeland makes the best massage products! Aside from the Massage Candle, I’ve also tried the Massage Bar (slowly being replaced by the Massage Cube, review here) and the Massage Cube (review here) and I’ve loved all of them.

This isn’t my first massage candle. Actually, this isn’t my first soy-based massage candle either. I did a review on Pheromone Soy Massage Candle. It smelled great, but the pheromones didn’t work and it made my hubby’s back all gunky (sticky little wax pills). It was nothing but wax and oils.

The Babeland Massage Candle is much better. It can build up slightly if you pour too much on, but it’s still a great Massage Candle. What makes it a lot better is the fact that it has shea butter in it, not just soy wax and different oils. The ingredient list for the Babeland Massage Candle is very simple.

Ingredients: Soy wax, shea butter, fragrance

The shea butter keeps the wax smooth and slippery and works well to moisturize and pamper the skin. It also keeps the soy wax soft and easy to spread. I haven’t seen it leave any residue on our sheets, and it has worked wonders for my wintery, chapped hands.

Experience: Unfortunately, my hubby has been rather sick. In an effort to make him feel better and to help usher him into a peaceful slumber, I offered to give him a massage with our new Citron Fig Babeland Massage Candle. I let it melt for about 10-15 minutes. I’m not sure how long it was. I lit it before he got into the shower and then blew it out once I finished my own shower.

As I exited the bathroom, I could smell the rather strong scent of Citron Fig. It looked like enough was melted, so I blew it out and went to work. (Make sure to keep the wick trimmed to prevent smoking and soot. That goes for candles in general, not just this one.) The warmth of the massage oil was comforting to him. He had chills about an hour before bed. I thought the massage oil was wonderful to work with. Smooth and silky, allowing my hands to glide with ease. A couple times, I turned my hands over to soak up some of the oil. The poor things have just been so dry since Winter began. It soothed the itching and dryness better than my lotion. Both his skin and my skin were soft and smooth the next day.

Smell: Citron Fig is a wonderful clean scent. It lasted for a day or so in our bedroom, and the scent lasted on my hubby until his next shower. I’m not sure what it is, maybe it’s the chemicals in his skin, but it started to smell somewhat woodsy on his skin as the scent faded. I love woodsy smells. Well, I love smells in general. I’m very scent-oriented and can pick out a smell from quite a distance.

The Babeland Massage Candles also come in: Rice Flower (Which I’m curious to try. When I glanced at it the first time, I thought it said “rice flour”. That reminds me of mochi. I haven’t had those in the longest time.) Pashmina, and Mango Vanilla (Ooh, that sounds good. Of course, now I’m hungry.)

Packaging: Comes in a very nice cardboard cylinder that looks nice enough that you wouldn’t even have to gift wrap it. The candle can be stored in the cylinder when not in use. You can also reuse the glass candle holder once the wax from your candle has been used up.

Tip: To clean all the wax out of the glass you can either place it in the freezer overnight, or fill it with water to soak for a while. Afterwards, you should be able to pop the wax out or, in the case of soaking, the wax will loosen and float to the surface of the water.

 My Opinion

I love, love, love Babeland’s line of massage products. I just can’t help but gush. The candles are wonderful. It worked wonders for my poor, sickly hubby. He’s gotten plenty of rest now and is almost over his cold, aside from being a little snotty and coughy. Can’t wait for him to be completely better and use it on me. He promised!

 

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FTC Statement: The Babeland Massage Candle was provided to True Pleasures for free by Babeland for review. Links from Babeland’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

Frecklegirl Thong

I designed this thong for a friend's bridal shower. She's a knitter too, so she got a real kick out of it. All of the guests, grandmothers included, had a good laugh. Let's be honest, couldn't everyone use a knitted thong?

This example is knit out of a lace weight wool. The wool isn't so practical, but it's the bride's favorite color. Ideally I would use a fine cotton, maybe Stork baby cotton from Dale.  

This position could potentially be a strain on the back. If you feel your lower back getting sore or tired, lower yourself to ground, bed, whatever, and ask your partner to come down with you. If you like the angle you're at, but not the strain, cram some pillows under your butt to keep you lifted. Or, better yet, use a liberator wedge !


Cosmo's Kama Sutra Instructions:

At first glance, you might think this is just the same routine missionary position with him on top and you on the bottom. But, of course, there's a secret Cosmo superlift twist! With you underneath him, ask him to get up on all fours. Then raise your pelvis up to meet his penis. Tell him he has to stay put as you start moving your fanny up and down to get frisky.



Why You'll Love It:

Don't be fooled by being on the bottom — you're definitely the one calling all the shots here. By lifting your pelvis, you're in charge of the speed and timing of every thrust — so move according to your wanton whims. What's more, as long as he obeys your stay-still orders, you also decide the depth of the penetration — the harder you push, the deeper he goes and the more you (both) moan.

Take a moment and enjoy your power trip! Here's your chance to tease him mercilessly by thrusting only halfway onto him. This will concentrate all sensations on the supersensitive tip of his tool. Then, when he least expects it, take the plunge and go all the way for a surprise rush of pleasure. 

Thanks for the tip Cosmo! Check in next Friday for another position from Cosmo Sutra . Alternatively, you can just get the book so you know all of them!

Yes, I had to do the song from the Geico commerical. Rockwell's song just fit so well with this. :p

Has a loved one given you lingerie lately? Better check to make sure they're not bugged! There are actually a few companies that incorporate GPS tracking devices into their lingerie!

Brazilian designer Lucia Iorio and her LindeLucy Lingerie line will keep track of you wherever you go. They have a line of "Find Me If You Can" lingerie where each piece comes equipped with a very large, pager-sized GPS sewn into the bodice. *scoffs* That's not noticeable at all. It still looks very sexy. *rolls eyes* Yeah, right. At least only those with the tracking password will be able to see where you are.

According to Iorio, "This collection ... is a wink to women and a challenge to men because, even if she gives him the password to her GPS, she can always turn it off. She can be found only if she wants to [be]."

Pros: Well, your significant other can run all over the city and hunt you down like a wolf after you tease the hell out of them. Sounds good to me. If something terrible happens to you, like you get raped and left for dead (God forbid), your family can track down your body with the GPS . If you have a terrible sense of direction, your significant other can tell you where you are and help you get somewhere. Nobody can bug you without you knowing. It would be hard not to notice the giant GPS device.

Cons: It's huge! Very clunky and unattractive. Sorry. It could be given by a control-freak spouse, but you could just turn the darn thing off. Overprotective parents? I don't think they would give this type of lingerie to their teenage daughters. If they do, there's something wrong with them.

If you want something a little less clunky and a little more high-tech, check out the Forget-Me-Not panties. Let's look a what is on the homepage:

protect her privates

Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.

make sure you will never be forgotten

forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology giving you the forget-me-not advantage.

And then, above the order button, it says, "Don't let her get away!" I'm not sure whether to giggle or be creeped out. O.o And read the testimonials. They seem freaky and somewhat fake.  This guy is totally an overprotective parent and I can't believe he would ask for a camera on the panties! >.< Creepy!

When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.

Pros: Like I said before, if something terrible happens to you, you can be tracked down. I'm not sure how heart rate and temperature stats would help, but I seem to remember a bra like that which was supposed to alert security services if the bra sensed panic-like symptoms and send help in case the woman was being mugged, having a heart-attack, etc. Like I said before, a horny significant other could hunt you down. (I rather like that idea) They're discreet, so you can give the panties to someone and they'll never know they're being tracked (Both a pro and a con at the same time. A crazy significant other could do that to track you down and kill you. Creepy... O.o) Overprotective dads can keep an eye on their lose daughters and overprotective/doubting spouses can keep an eye watch your every move.

Cons: Someone crazy could give you these without you knowing there's a GPS device, track you down, and kill you. I understand teens can let hormones cloud their brains, but it's a total invasion of privacy for parents to give these to their daughter without her knowing what they are just to keep track of her sex life.

So, good idea? Bad idea? I have no idea. On one hand, yeah, they're a good idea as a safety device and maybe to give your horny spouse a run for their money. On the other hand, it's kinda creepy. O.o And why is there only GPS tracking undies for women? Men cheat, too! And why only worry about teenage daughters when teenage sons do the same thing? Why not boxers and briefs with GPS? Why pick on only women?

I haven't tried this pattern yet, but it does look like fun. ^-^ This was a free pattern on Knitty. They have lots of other patterns, so go check them out sometime!

Disclaimer: I would like to make it very clear that I do not claim in any way that this is my pattern. Pattern and images are © 2004 Dawn Payne.
Always wanted a pair of edible panties?  Been too embarrassed to buy them, or had no time for an extra shopping trip?  Found the prices in those fancy boutiques were just too high?  The clever knitter can make her own pair in a jiffy for very low dough!  The supplies can be picked up on a regular Friday errand route -- chopsticks with the Chinese takeout, candy at the video store -- and no one will be the wiser!  Enjoy your meal, then cast on at the beginning of the movie, and the panties will be ready for dessert after the credits!

DIRECTIONS

Using backwards loop method, CO 3 sts.
Beg with a RS row, work in St st for 4 rows.
CO 1 st at beg of next two rows. [5 sts]
Work even for 3 rows.
CO 1 st at beg of next 2 rows. [7 sts]
Work even for 3 rows. Do not BO.

FINISHING

For back string, cut [or tie, as necessary] a strand to double the needed length to give your desired rise measurement.
Thread strand through center st at CO edge of panties and knot ends.
This gives you a double strand for the back string portion.
Cut [or tie] double strand to desired waist measurement plus 6-8 inches.
Slip sts onto double strand, and then thread double strand under knot in back string.
Tie to desired waist measurement.

ABOUT THE DESIGNER:

Dawn Payne has acted in several adult entertainment features with favorite co-star Charles Hendrie.

Just like the famous actresses at the Hollywood studios, Dawn and her colleagues are always knitting on the set to pass the time between scenes.  Dawn is a big fan of Knitty and just loves the work of frequent contributor Natalie Wilson of iKnitiative.

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