I have a confession to make; I think hubby’s flaccid penis is cute. I’m serious! And apparently, I’m not the only one who thinks a penis can be cute.

Just look at all the cute penis drawings I’ve found!

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Here we have a cute little angel dick. Is hubby’s an angel? I’m not so sure about that, or him in general.

Our relationship goes something like this: VS 

If you really want you dick to have wings, there’s a cockring for that.

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Aw, he’s got a friend.

What is that anyway? Is that a gummy pecker? Can I have it? Is it cherry? I want a little cherry cock friend! Yum! Seriously, for those who may have the inkling to buy me a prezzie, I’d like a realistic size gummy cock, pretty please.

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I.WANT.THIS.PILLOW

If hubby wouldn’t call me a total freak for making a pillow like this, I SO would. I don’t think I would include the red mouth, just the eyes.

You know, he shouldn’t think I’m a total freak for making a giant cock pillow and cuddling it. Most guys would think a girl doing that would be hot, right?

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Chibi cock kitty! Meow! (Or at least that’s what the deviantArt description said. It looks part bird to me.)

This little guy would make such a cute pet! I’m not sure what I would name it, though. I guess since the description says he’s a chibi, that would mean he’s Japanese. The Japanese word for cock is “inkei” or I guess I could use the kiddie version of that and call him “chinchin”.

I wondered what he would eat…

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Hehe Penis graffiti.

I don’t really think it needs to say “PENIS!”. I mean, it’s pretty clear what it is.

Anybody watch Ren & Stimpy as a kid? Take note of Ren pointing at the happy little pecker.

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This is such a cute little avatar! Watch the happy little bouncy cock of love! How can you resist the urge to get all googly-eyed at it and go “awwwwwwww!”?

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And so ends the list of my favorite cute cocks that I’ve found. If you find any more cute cocks, post ‘em for all to see!