So, you all know I’ve been gone for 2 weeks on vacation with hubby’s family. (Or, at least, you should know unless you haven’t been keeping up with my blog. Naughty, naughty!)

How Was It?

Well, California turned out better than I thought it would. Having so many insecurities due to porn being viewed behind my back, I was totally freaked out about having to go there. Cali is where all the beautiful people are. I got upset plenty of times the first couple days, but hubby kept reassuring me and helping me along. I think the whole thing helped him understand me more and how to help me better. The Motel 6’s were crap, but the hotel we stayed in a couple blocks from Disney was nice. Hubby finally figured out (after I’ve told him numerous times ) that biting and growling are an excellent way to get me turned on. Totally awesome sex followed.

And Then It Sucked

After a week in Cali, we had to go to Portland, OR… Yay… I don’t hate the city, I just hate the place I have to go when I’m there. His parent’s home is a hovel in a trailer park where guys walk around with bottles in paper bags. And no, I’m not being a drama queen. I’m totally serious. We were stuck in the basement, which smells the worst. The whole house smells, but the basement smells the worst. Think of how mold, that smell when your piercing gets infected, dirty men’s laundry, dogs, and a rat would smell all squished into one stuffy little basement with no doors or walls.

There are two bedrooms down there, if you want to call them that. The only separation between the two is a bookcase and curtains. No privacy and we were in his little brother’s bed. I can’t fuck you in a place that smells like this with no doors or walls and in your little brother’s bed! Are you crazy? (Oh, and the bathroom has no door or walls either. It’s pretty much a toilet on the other side of a wall of storage tubs. Yay… There was only one shower and that was upstairs. Now try to share that with 8 people. Ugh…)

Of course, that didn’t stop hubby from teasing the hell out of me while we were there. He knew I wouldn’t want to do anything in that hell hole, and he enjoyed every bit of making me squirm. I caved a couple times and gave him oral. No way I was going to let him fuck me, though. I had no idea what was festering in that basement and I DID NOT want to get an infection or worse. Plus, the smell was pretty unbearable at times.

And Then We Got Home

OMG OMG OMG HOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!! Ahahahaha! We’re home! We’re home! Look how clean it is and how good it smells! I forgot how much our apartment smells like a hotel room! EEEeeeeeee! I’munna-go-take-a-shower-‘k? Bye! *sheds clothes lickity-split and bolts for the bathroom*

All clean and soft and ready for bed.

Well, not really. You really think I’d let hubby get away with teasing me for a week and not jump him when we got home? I got in the room and he wanted an anal toy out. He had me get on all fours and played with my keister for a while. Then he wanted in. (Um.. I haven’t stretched myself in 2 weeks. There’s no way I’d be able to get him in.) He kept asking and I just really really wanted him vaginally after all the teasing. So after some vaginal penetration, I told him I guess we could try to get him in anally. Too late. Just saying that made him blow. He came, I came, ‘nother round, please!

“You want more?”

“Yeah, I want more.”

“Well, you’re gonna have to wait. You’re not getting it from me.”

*squirms and whines* “But I want more! Fine, I have stuff…” *pulls out the Boss Lady*

“So that’s how you’re going to be?”

*hands it to him*

“What? I have to do it?”

(Uh, yeah. Duh.   I’m still frickin’ horny and you just implied that you were offended that I was going to use a toy after you, so go ahead and use it on me. Grief..do I have to spell everything out? Stick it in me already!) “Uh-huh.”

*fidgets with it and can’t get it to turn on*

Eventually, he figured out how to turn it on. I never figured it would be that hard for a computer GEEK to figure out but whatever. More orgasms! Woohoo!

Messy bed. Oops. *post sex cleaning procedures, back to bed, snuggling, fluffy hubby…touch fluffy hubby…ooh…fluffy hubby growls…*

HORNY!!!!!

“You still want more?”

“YES!”

“Fine. If you can get it up, you can have it.”

(SQUEEEE!!!! *commence arousal procedure*) “Oh, look! It’s up! MINE!!” *hops on top and starts ridin’*

“You really want it don’t you? Why don’t you get one of your toys?”

*whines* “What? But that means I have to get off of you…” *suggestive glance exchanged* “Ok…” *gets the Boss Lady out not knowing for what purpose he wants a toy out for*

Then he wants to stick my good silicone vibrator up my butt. No go. It’s not squishy enough and I spent forever trying to get the head on. It was condomed, by the way. So, I got out the vibrating dong that came with my Luv-U-Lounge. That thing has been up my butt plenty of times. Of course, it still takes me a while to get anything big in anally.

“How far is it is?”

“A little past the head.”

“If you could get it all the way in, I bet I could cum again.”

*more lube, more trying to relax while he’s twitching inside me and rubbing my right breast… yeah…arousing me only makes me seize up in ecstasy, not relax *

I got it in a little further and let him take over with getting it in and thrusting it. It was perfect. He would thrust, then thrust dong in me. There wasn’t a second that wasn’t occupied by thrusting. I have no other way to describe it other that it was FUCKING AMAZING! DAMN!

I had my face buried in the pillow so I’m really hoping our neighbors didn’t hear me. They’re just a bunch of little old ladies. Hubby was pretty surprised at me. He said that was the loudest I’ve ever been and it was pretty much almost screaming. He kept asking me if I was ok during the romp, but I could barely manage an “uh-huh..”. That was REALLY intense.

And he came again! I couldn’t believe it. He’s never cum that close together before. I mean, the first was only about an hour or so away.

It took me a little while after we came to get back to my senses and stop shuddering. Whoo!

And then we couldn’t sleep. lol You’d think all that would have worn us out, but no. We stayed up the rest of the night. I took a few naps, though. Man, was I sore for a little while. I couldn’t deal with getting in any anal toys Saturday. Even letting him in vaginally was a bit of a pain. But he wanted a fuck, so I just let him. After the other night though, that one was kind of lame. Well, I think it was mostly just because I was sore.

Anyway, that was a ton of info if anyone cared to read it. Now I have to get back to work.