Since this is a review for a furry company, I’ll let Emmie do the talking.

   Duke’s mate, Janine, has finally had a toy modeled after her.

Our First Experience with the Anthro-Dragoness:

I had it in my head since the moment Bad Dragon asked me to review the Anthro-Dragoness that I’d try to insert her and become an Anthro-Dragoness for my husband.

Saturday morning after she arrived, I lubed her and myself up really well and went to work trying to get her in. This proved to be somewhat difficult. It was like a little kid trying to fit a cylindrical wood block into an oval-shaped hole. I tried a few positions to get her in, but no luck. Her canal is just too soft, and the opening too blunt. I kept squishing it every time I tried to cram her into me.

Then I figured I could insert a rather stiff dildo into her to make her more firm. Finally! I got her chunky self in! I had become the Anthro-Dragoness! (Does that mean I became a were-dragoness? Transforming more than just my vulva would’ve been interesting. I’d love to have her boobs.)

Really, this might end up being a fun toy for me to use on my own. She’s got a good girth to her canal and actually makes a decent dildo. Plus, the backside of her vulva is nice to rub against. Might sound strange, but it’s true. I kept thinking about her the whole rest of the day after our first use. Still, I love my adopted Anthro-Dragon which is actually almost the same color.

I woke my hubby up. He already had morning wood and was lying on his side next to me. I didn’t let him see what was going on under the covers. I wanted to see what he thought based on sensation alone. He asked me what I had on. “Is it some kind of ring?” (Um..why would I be wearing a ring? I’m not aware of any sex toys that are rings for females.) I told him, “No” and slid him in. I held onto the Anthro-Dragoness with my finger on her clit (partly for pretending I’m her, partly for making sure he moved through her and didn’t just move her in me.) Well, that didn’t work because he said he felt like he was slipping out (No surprise to me. Chubby hubby ends up a little shorter when he spoon-fucks me. That darn tummy gets in the way). So, he rolled over onto me and pinned my wrists. Wow…that..felt..good! I mean, his member is long and girthy, but with the added girth and length of the Anthro-Dragoness canal in me… Can we go again?

He pulled out and took a look at the dragoness vulva, from the side, protruding from my own. “Is it some kind of funnel?” (Isn’t that adorable? He had no idea what it was! He hasn’t had much experience with male sex toys.) And what does he say when I pull it out? “Whoa..that’s big!”. Yes. Yes, it is. For a little lady, I can take quite a bit. And then she leaked cum on his pillow! Ha! (But I got in trouble for it… Figures…)

He said he didn’t feel much and he was unsure of whether he was moving inside it or if he was just moving it inside me. Took him a while to cum, but I’m not complaining about that. If he hadn’t had my wrists pinned I could’ve held the Anthro-Dragoness in place and I’m sure he would’ve felt more. There’s lots of ribbing and texture to give him pleasure. Plus, it narrows towards the end of the canal for that pleasantly tight feeling.

We did end up trying it again this way (but with me holding her in place this time) and it worked out much better for him. I knew he was just moving her and not moving in her the last time! He said the texture was great and me feeling tighter than normal was interesting. No surprise, he came a lot sooner that time.

I’ve also used it on him as a regular masturbation sleeve.

That went pretty well. I had to have both of my tiny hands around her while using it on my hubby. The Anthro-Dragoness is a big toy with a good heft (Well, to me it is since I’m tiny). Guys with small hands may need to use both to hold onto her. However, keep in mind this is coming from a girl who wears a size 4 wedding ring. Yeah, I get teased for having “baby fingers”.

If I let my hubby jack off without me, though, he wouldn’t have a problem using her one-handed. She’s 7.5” long, so I couldn’t really suck on his head while using her. He did end up shooting me in the face after he came, though. That’s a first! To keep things clean and to prevent spillage of excess lube or cum, you’ll want to cover the end of the Anthro-Dragoness with a condom. Bad Dragon was nice enough to include some condoms and their own lube with her.

Just an FYI, if you need to jack off discreetly, there can be a slight slurpy noise from fucking her if you’ve got her pretty wet.  It’s nothing a little background noise couldn’t cover up, though.

What Do I Think as a Female?

Well, the Anthro-Dragoness really does not look like me. My labia minora actually start about where the clitoral hood does, with creases on each side of it, and mine are really long. I guess if my labia minora weren’t so long and didn’t start so far up, I’d have a prettier pussy like this one. Oh well. At least the lengths they go to and the creases on either side of my clitoral hood make me look like I have a butterfly complete with antennae downstairs. If I were to imagine myself as a dragoness, though, I’d assume my naughty bits would most likely look like the Anthro-Dragoness.

Would She Fit into a Fleshlight Container?

I really can’t say for sure. I mean, there’s a possibility. She definitely does look like she might. There’s also a piece of furniture called the Fleshlight Motion Dog Days that you may be able to use her in, as long as you put a condom over the end to prevent cleaning up a mess. If not, Bad Dragon suggests sandwiching her between your mattress and bed frame and fucking her like she’s bent over your bed.

Any Problems: The only problem I found is small and probably negligible. If you take a look at the opposite end of the Anthro-Dragoness, you may notice that the hole isn’t perfectly centered, but a smidge off. It doesn’t affect play or anything, but it was just something I noticed.

Material: pure silicone

Lubes: water-based only

Giving the Anthro-Dragoness a Bath:

Being the small thing that I am, I was able to stick my whole hand in the Anthro-Dragoness and give her insides a proper scrub down with soap and warm water, then flush her out with a strong blast of water at one end. If you can’t get your hand in (which I doubt many people will be able to do) remember to finger her to get all her nooks and crannies clean. If you really want to get her clean, you can submerge her in a 10% bleach solution and then use a strong blast of water to flush her out. You could also hold one end closed, pour some water and soap in, and then shake her like you’re mixing a drink before you rinse her out (Yes, I’ve done that. Dragon cocktail!)

Careful with those nails when you’re cleaning her! Don’t want to scratch or tear her soft silicone!

Giving the Anthro-Dragoness a Condom:

Well, the condoms that came with her seemed to be a bit small for her. I did manage to get one on, first try and everything. It actually made her a little tighter. Another way to make her tighter is to strategically place rubberbands down her. Remember to take them off once you’re done playing with her!

Condoming the Anthro-Dragoness is also useful if you really want to fill her up with lots of lube and have “sloppy seconds” type fun.

Packaging: The Anthro-Dragoness came wrapped in plastic wrap and then in purple tissue paper. She’s carefully cradled in packing peanuts. Mine came with 2 bottles of clear cum lube and 4 condoms.

General Specs:

1 – You can customize the Anthro-Dragoness to whatever color you would like.
2 - All Anthro-Dragonesses are in the same firmness of silicone.
3 - All Anthro-Dragonesses have a rippled, ridged inside texture, meant to emulate the feeling of the real thing.
4 – All Anthro-Dragonesses are 7.5 inches long, so it can be enjoyed by virtually anyone, regardless of length or girth.

Opinion: It’s a lot of fun to slide the Anthro-Dragoness inside me and pretend I’m her. Makes it a lot easier to let her share the bed with me and the hubby. Otherwise, no other females allowed! It’s a great toy for us to share. Other than having a bit of a problem sliding her into me, I really have no issues with her, and neither has my husband. And I’m sure I’ll get better at that with lots of practice.

 

Want an Anthro-Dragoness of your own to ravage?

 

 

     

FTC Statement: The Anthro-Dragoness was provided to True Pleasures by Bad Dragon for review. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

Disclaimer: I do not claim this chart as my own in any way. It is the sole creation of Marij Stolp of Marij's Creations.

Just in time for Easter, I found a knitting chart for naughty bunnies! Knit yourself up a pair of socks or something with these horny cuties!

After hearing so much about the Fukuoku 9000, I figured it was about time I tried it out myself. Thanks to Babeland, I got the Fukuoku 9000 a couple weeks ago. It’s actually purple. I had no idea it came in purple since the site only has pictures of the white/blue one. Through a little research, I found out there are loads of colors that the Fukuoku 9000 comes in. Babeland’s product page says “Color may vary”, so I guess it’s just the luck of the draw on which color you get.

Of course, being purple didn’t bother me. I actually have a thing for purple toys. Still, upon opening the package, the little sleeves smelled sort of rubbery. Strange… I washed them and they still smelled. I contemplated whether the smell could be from the leather pouch, but that just didn’t make sense. I was sure that the site said the Fukuoku 9000 sleeves are silicone. I checked. It did.

Next step? Contact Babeland’s livehelp. As always, Babeland was very helpful. They took my email down and would let me know as soon as the manufacturer got back to them about the material. I received an email a few days later that the manufacturer said for sure that it is silicone. By that time, the rubbery smell had dissipated.

What did I do while I waited for a reply? Research.

I really wanted to find out what “fukuoku” meant. Now, I’ve studied Japanese for 4 years and I have no idea what it means. :p I don’t even know if it’s made by a Japanese company (I doubt it since there’s some busty American bimbo on the package). In the process of trying to figure out what it could mean, I figured I’d just try to find out what the Japanese word for “fuck” is. I came up with 性交 (seikoo), which is a cleaner way of saying sexual intercourse than “fuck” is.

I also came across a couple interesting kanji (not real kanji!!!):

And there’s also a picture of a rather interesting book… Too bad I can’t see the hurigana to figure out what it says…

I’ve also found out the the Fukuoku line is an As Seen on TV product. How does that affect my opinion of it? Well, pretty much all of our As Seen on TV purchases have been junk, but I wanted to give this toy a fair trial.

As you can see from the picture, the Fukuoku 9000 attaches to the fingertip with two hinged flaps that adjust to pretty much any finger size. Rather pudgy finger->

The hinged flaps clamp tight enough to hold the Fukuoku on, but they’re gentle enough not to cut off the circulation to the tip of your finger.

It comes with three texture sleeves:

Clitoral Use: I can’t say that the textures do too much for my clit. I suppose a good part of it is because I’m just used to stronger vibes and more prominent textures. This little vibe leaves me wanting more, and not in a good way. It’s just not a strong enough vibe for me to get off easily with. I’m too spoiled by the turbo vibes of my Candy Vibe.

Vaginal Use: Tickling the labia with it would be fine (and does feel good), but be gentle if you decide to try to insert it. Probably wouldn’t be a good idea, but I guess you could try if you keep things shallow and gentle.

Nipple Use: Feels good. I prefer the bulls eye sleeve or the dotty starburst sleeve.

Penis Use: Well, I already knew that my hubby isn’t that big on vibes on his penis. Still, it’s enough to get a little moan out of him while he’s asleep (Yes, I like to strike at night like a succubus on the prowl). I used the one with the 3 lines for that.

Perineum Use: Good with any of the sleeves. Doesn’t really seem to make a difference which one you use. It’s all good. Definitely like it for perineum usage.

General Body Use: Nice for very sensitive areas of my body like my neck, spine, and shoulder blades. A whole hand of them would provide a very nice massage. I’m guessing that’s why Fukuoku made a glove.(<- Yes, I know that link doesn’t work, but that’s the link to the Fukuoku glove that Babeland has on their site here. I’ve been told they’re working to fix that.)

Anal Use: Feels good for rimming, but DO NOT insert the Fukuoku 9000 anally! I’m serious. You don’t want the sleeves coming off or, even worse, the entire Fukuoku 9000 coming off and getting lost in your tush.

Also included is a carrying case. (Always best to wash your cases before putting clean toys away in them. You never know what conditions your cases were made in.) It seems to be leather. Smells like it. There’s a loop on the back which makes me assume that it’s meant to be put on your belt. I think I might feel a bit silly carrying it around on my belt. Well, maybe you could carry it on your garter belt and flash someone with it.

Control: There’s one little switch on the side of the Fukuoku 9000 which can easily be turned on or off by the thumb on the same hand you’re using it on. There’s only one speed, so the switch is only good for “on” or “off”.

Vibration Level: 3/5 Average. Good for most, but it doesn’t come close to my beloved Candy Vibe. Now, that has a good buzz to it!

Noise Level: 2/5 It’s about the sound of a cell phone set to vibrate mode. You could probably hear it under the covers. Behind a closed door? Maybe. A little music could drown it out easily, though.

Batteries: Two watch batteries (comes with 4)

-Getting the batteries out: Just press down a bit and slide the door off the battery compartment. Replace batteries. Replace door. You’re ready to go!

Size: 1-1/2" x 1"

Material: Silicone and hard plastic

Cleaning: Since the sleeves are silicone, you can boil them or place them in a 10% bleach solution and rinse thoroughly. Silicone can also be sterilized in the dishwasher, but good luck finding these if you throw them in your cycle. For the actual Fukuoku 9000, I’d say wipe it down with toy cleansing cloths or maybe a little alcohol.

Packaging: Darn busty bimbos. Shredded the minute I got it open. Raunchy packaging makes products look so cheap and trashy. Plus, you don’t want anyone you know finding that in the trash.

Pros: 3 textured silicone sleeves, 4 batteries provided, protective case provided, good amount of vibes, small and discreet (Just tell them it’s a temple massager for your migraines or something), good for stimulating numerous areas

Cons: trashy packaging, I’m too used to a stronger vibe to use this on my clit

Summary: 5/5 Other than the trashy packaging bothering me, it’s a nice little sex toy. For an As Seen on TV product, it’s gone past my expectations. And even though it can’t live up to the powerhouse that is my Candy Vibe, it’s still great for stimulation everywhere else. As far as I’m concerned, my husband can give me the finger (just as long as he has the Fukuoku 9000 on it ~_^)

 

FTC Statement: The Fukuoku 9000 was provided for free by Babeland for True Pleasures to review for the Babeland Affiliate Program.

Um...does this look awkward to anyone else? O.o

Cosmo's Kama Sutra Instructions:

This position is all about control — so take it from the get-go and have your man lie faceup on the bed. Turn around and straddle him — so your back is toward him — and then lower yourself onto his erect penis. Extend your legs back toward his shoulders, relaxing your torso onto the bed between his feet. With both your legs and your man’s forming an X-shape, start to slide up and down. Use his feet for added thrusting leverage.



Why You'll Love It:

Who said guys are the only ones who love X-Rated things? This position gives you total control, so experiment with different types of stimulation to see what pleases you both most. Your man will love relinquishing power and watching you take charge of your own orgasm. It doesn’t hurt to add some X-Rated noises, letting him know just how good he feels.

Keep things moving in all directions. Use your vaginal muscles and move your buttocks up and down or back and forth to heighten the sensation even more. It’s up to you to decide what to do. To him, nothing could be steamier than a sexy woman calling the shots.

Thanks for the tip Cosmo! Check in next Friday for another position from Cosmo Sutra. Alternatively, you can just get the book so you know all of them!

Chocolate Freezable Lube for Use with the Touché Ice Vibe

How Does it Taste?

I’m happy to report that this tastes very close to actual chocolate. Unlike Shunga Chocolate Body Paint, which tastes like chocolate syrup to me, the chocolate freezable lubricant tastes like real chocolate. My favorite thing to do is to mix it with the Mint Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube. It’s to die for! I rub a little on my hand every time I go to the freezer and lick it off. I’m addicted to chocolate mint. If you have any Girl Scout Thin Mints or Keebler grasshopper cookies, please make sure to pack them up well and send them my way. ^-^ I promise they’ll be put to good use in my tummy. I’ve also mixed this with the Orange Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube. That’s really good, too. It’s almost as good as one of those whack and eat Terry’s Chocolate Oranges. I swear, I could probably just eat these lubes as a regular popsicle! You could also mix this one with the Strawberry Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube to make something that tastes like chocolate-dipped strawberries. ^-^

How Does it Work as a Lube?

Unfrozen: Works well for intercourse or oral. (Women prone to yeast infections may want to use this only for oral. Contains saccharine.) Nothing like licking chocolate off of my love.

I will gladly lick up the leftovers after sex with this lube. Most of the time, I’ll wipe myself clean after he cums in me, but I don’t mind devouring the post-sex fluids if they taste like chocolate. ^-^

Frozen (takes about 3 hours to freeze): Take it a couple swipes at a time. You don’t want to go freezing off your naughty bits. I like to give myself a quick swipe, let myself warm up, and continue the process until I feel properly lubed. Also nice to cool myself and then let my man warm me up. ^-^ Works well frozen as long as you’re patient enough to go through the process of letting it melt on you.

It also makes a wonderful flavored massage lube!

Ingredients: Aqua, Triacetin, Saccharine (artificial sweetener), Choco Aroma, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Bronopol (antimicrobial), Methylisothiazolinone (biocide and preservative), Iodopropyl Butylcarbanate

Pros: safe for use with latex condoms, dermatologically tested, tastes like what the bottle says (which can be hit-and-miss with other products), makes oral more fun and very yummy, wonderful as an edible massage lube, no staining

Cons: contains saccharine and may promote yeast infections in those who are prone to them, some ingredients have questionable safety (click each to view info on them)

Summary: 4/5 Love it! Very yummy. My favorite lube besides my Coconut Orange Hathor for oral. ^-^ Although it does have saccharine in it, I haven’t gotten a yeast infection from it yet. Still, the ingredient list bothers me a bit. I know they give lab rats way more than what a human would get (poor little guys) and the amount of these chemicals in stuff is miniscule, but it still worries me a bit (health nut, dontcha know?). It’s probably just me being paranoid.

Comes in 7 different flavors!(unfortunately, not in stores yet)

FTC Statement: The Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lubricant was provided for free by Touché.

Orange Freezable Lube for Use with the Touché Ice Vibe

How Does it Taste?

Very orange! Nice and citrusy on a warm day. (If you like citrus flavors, there’s also a Lemon Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube.) Wonderful to mix with the Chocolate Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube (Afterall, who doesn’t love chocolate-orange?). Or you could mix it with the Vanilla Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lube to make something like a orange creamsicle. Mmm… ^-^

How Does it Work as a Lube?

Unfrozen: Works well for intercourse or oral. (Women prone to yeast infections may want to use this only for oral. Contains saccharine.)

Frozen (takes about 3 hours to freeze): Take it a couple swipes at a time. You don’t want to go freezing off your naughty bits. I like to give myself a quick swipe, let myself warm up, and continue the process until I feel properly lubed. Also nice to cool myself and then let my man warm me up. ^-^ Works well frozen as long as you’re patient enough to go through the process of letting it melt on you.

Ingredients: Aqua, Triacetin, Saccharine (artificial sweetener), Orange Aroma, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Bronopol (antimicrobial), Methylisothiazolinone (biocide and preservative), Iodopropyl Butylcarbanate

Pros: safe for use with latex condoms, dermatologically tested, tastes like what the bottle says (which can be hit-and-miss with other products), makes oral more fun and very yummy, wonderful as an edible massage lube, no staining

Cons: contains saccharine and may promote yeast infections in those who are prone to them, some ingredients have questionable safety (click each to view info on them)

Summary: 4/5 Love it! Very yummy. My favorite lube besides my Coconut Orange Hathor for oral. ^-^ Although it does have saccharine in it, I haven’t gotten a yeast infection from it yet. Still, the ingredient list bothers me a bit. I know they give lab rats way more than what a human would get (poor little guys) and the amount of these chemicals in stuff is miniscule, but it still worries me a bit (health nut, dontcha know?). It’s probably just me being paranoid.

Comes in 7 different flavors!(unfortunately, not in stores yet)

FTC Statement: The Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lubricant was provided for free by Touché

Mint Freezable Lube for Use with the Touché Ice Vibe

How Does it Taste?

Very minty, indeed! Trust me, we grow 7 different types of mint at our apartment. I know my mint. Absolutely divine when mixed with the Chocolate Touché Ice Vibe Freezable lube. ^-^ (My mom and I have an addiction to Thin Mints. If you have any in your possession, surrender them now and no harm will come of you.) You could also mix it with the Vanilla Touché Ice Vibe Freezable lube to make something like the Haagan Dazs 5-Ingredient Mint Icecream. Yummy!

How Does it Work as a Lube?

Unfrozen: A slight cooling sensation from the mint. Works well for intercourse or oral. (Women prone to yeast infections may want to use this only for oral. Contains saccharine.)

Frozen (takes about 3 hours to freeze): Take it a couple swipes at a time. You don’t want to go freezing off your naughty bits. I like to give myself a quick swipe, let myself warm up, and continue the process until I feel properly lubed. Also nice to cool myself and then let my man warm me up. ^-^ Works well frozen as long as you’re patient enough to go through the process of letting it melt on you.

Ingredients: Aqua, Triacetin, Saccharine (artificial sweetener), Minth Aroma, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Bronopol (antimicrobial), Methylisothiazolinone (biocide and preservative), Iodopropyl Butylcarbanate

Pros: safe for use with latex condoms, dermatologically tested, tastes like what the bottle says (which can be hit-and-miss with other products), makes oral more fun and very yummy, wonderful as an edible massage lube, no staining

Cons: contains saccharine and may promote yeast infections in those who are prone to them, some ingredients have questionable safety (click each to view info on them)

Summary: 4/5 Love it! Very yummy. My favorite lube besides my Coconut Orange Hathor for oral. ^-^ Although it does have saccharine in it, I haven’t gotten a yeast infection from it yet. Still, the ingredient list bothers me a bit. I know they give lab rats way more than what a human would get (poor little guys) and the amount of these chemicals in stuff is miniscule, but it still worries me a bit (health nut, dontcha know?). It’s probably just me being paranoid.

Comes in 7 different flavors!(unfortunately, not in stores yet)

FTC Statement: The Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lubricant was provided for free by Touché

Vanilla Freezable Lube for Use with the Touché Ice Vibe

How Does it Taste?

It..tastes..like..cake!!! O.O The smell of this lube drives me nuts! Why don’t we have any cake in the apartment? XD It makes me as nuts as the vanilla sugar Pheromone Massage Candle I have. I swear it turns me into a cake zombie. *sighs* We don’t make much cake. We haven’t even made cookies for a month or two…

This one would probably be good to mix with any of the other Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lubes:

Vanilla+Orange= orange creamsicle

Vanilla+Mixed Berries=berries and cream

Vanilla+Mint= mint icecream

Vanilla+Strawberry= maybe a strawberry shortcake kinda thing

Vanilla+Lemon= lemon tarte or custard

Etc…

How Does it Work as a Lube?

Unfrozen: Works well for intercourse or oral. (Women prone to yeast infection may want to use this only for oral. Contains saccharine.) One of my favorites for oral on the hubby. The vanilla taste almost makes it taste like he cums vanilla icing! Woohoo! (My man doesn’t always eat the best diet for his cum to taste good, so this is a real treat for me. ^-^)

I will gladly lick up the leftovers after sex with this lube. Most of the time, I’ll wipe myself clean after he cums in me, but I don’t mind devouring the post-sex fluids. It’s just icing on the cake. ^-^

Frozen (takes about 3 hours to freeze): Take it a couple swipes at a time. You don’t want to go freezing off your naughty bits. I like to give myself a quick swipe, let myself warm up, and continue the process until I feel properly lubed. Also nice to cool myself and then let my man warm me up. ^-^ Works well frozen as long as you’re patient enough to go through the process of letting it melt on you.

Ingredients: Aqua, Triacetin, Saccharine (artificial sweetener), Vanilla Aroma, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Bronopol (antimicrobial), Methylisothiazolinone (biocide and preservative), Iodopropyl Butylcarbanate

Pros: safe for use with latex condoms, dermatologically tested, tastes like what the bottle says (which can be hit-and-miss with other products), makes oral more fun and very yummy, wonderful as an edible massage lube, no staining

Cons: contains saccharine and may promote yeast infections in those who are prone to them, some ingredients have questionable safety (click each to view info on them)

Summary: 4/5 Love it! Very yummy. My favorite lube besides my Coconut Orange Hathor for oral. ^-^ Although it does have saccharine in it, I haven’t gotten a yeast infection from it yet. Still, the ingredient list bothers me a bit. I know they give lab rats way more than what a human would get (poor little guys) and the amount of these chemicals in stuff is miniscule, but it still worries me a bit (health nut, dontcha know?). It’s probably just me being paranoid.

Comes in 7 different flavors!(unfortunately, not in stores yet)

FTC Statement: The Touché Ice Vibe Freezable Lubricant was provided for free by Touché

Five tentacles enter the ring! Who will win?

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The Whipspider Tentacle: It has dual rows of raised suckers going all the way down to the base, which is rather large. It’s tapered to make it easier to insert and is curved for g-spot stimulation. It also glows in the dark and is made of pure silicone.

Pros: Great design, colors have a slight shimmer, glows in the dark, tapers from a wide base for easy insertion and a great full-up feeling, good for g-spot stim, made of pure silicone

Cons: Not customizable unless you directly contact the manufacturer(What you see is what you get when you order it from EdenFantasys. You can’t get custom colors, hardness, cum tubes, etc like you would with Bad Dragon), base can be a little tricky to hold onto if your hands are slick with lube or your own juices and is not suitable for anal play (base isn’t wide enough to keep your tush from sucking it up whole)

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Smooth & Easily Flexed

(Click to see review)

The Whipspider Tentacle Jr.: It’s slimmer than the original, a bit taller, flexible and sports double rows of suckers that aren’t as pronounced. There’s a small curve for g-spot stimulation.

Pros: colors have a slight shimmer, glows in the dark, is flexible enough to give that wriggly tentacle feeling, plush, smooth and shiny, made of pure silicone

Cons: Not customizable unless you directly contact the manufacturer(What you see is what you get when you order it from EdenFantasys. You can’t get custom colors, hardness, etc like you would with Bad Dragon), base can be a little tricky to hold onto if your hands are slick with lube or your own juices and is not suitable for anal play (base isn’t wide enough to keep your tush from sucking it up whole), not as filling and the suckers aren’t as pronounced as the original Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks.

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The Octopussy (AKA Icicles No. 24): This beautiful hunk of glass sports dual rows of suckers, complimented by a veiny texture underneath. Warm it up, cool it down, rub your clit against the handle and just have a good time!

Pros: Great design, easy-to-grip handle, texture on both sides for optimum pleasure

Cons: Not customizable (What you see is what you get.) It’s a little too textured for me to use it anally. Also this may not be the right toy for those who want a more realistic tentacle.

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The Bad Dragon Tentacle: Has dual rows of raised suckers at the base that turn into a single row towards the tip. It tapers from a larger base and looks like it has squidy testicles (Squiddy balls! Haven’t had those, but I have had octopus balls <takoyaki>). Made of pure silicone with custom colors, softness, and sizes.

Pros: Very customizable (colors {including splits and fades}, 3 choices of firmness of material, gives a more wriggly feeling than a full-up feeling with the small Tentacle (I’m really debating whether to get a medium and what colors. Is it so wrong to want another one?), flexible, easy to hold base and suitable for anal play, made of pure silicone

Cons: Well, it doesn’t glow, but it’s good enough to not need it.

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The Zeta Paws Tentacle: It reminds me more of a tentacle a space monster would have. Curved slightly forward with a total of four large suckers and a large base.

Pros: Interesting design and gorgeous coloration, suitable for anal, there is a list of colors you can pick from

Cons: It’s a “gel toy” which means its PVC and wreaks like a new shower curtain. Phthalates, probably. It has to be coated with baby powder before storage because it will sweat. I’ve only used it once with a condom and it’s been sitting sealed up in the closet since then. It would be an interesting piece of art to display but it smells so bad and makes the whole room smell if left out in the open. Plus, I took a look at it the other day and the base is starting to discolor.

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So, who wins?

The Bad Dragon Tentacle Dildo!

• prominent suckers
• realistic texture and appearance that mimics a real tentacle the best
• suitable for anal and comfortable
• only one made of pure silicone that can be customized to whatever softness you want (med is perfect!)
• largest list of color choices now including glow-in-the-dark, plus the option to choose custom coloration
• only one to come in 3 sizes

I love it so much, I now own one in each size!

Another CalExotics Sexpert assignment. The first thing that came to mind when I saw Voila? Ouija board pointer! lol It’s pretty much the same size, too. If we actually dabbled with the ouija board, I’d include a comparison pic.

Design: Like I said, the Voila is similar to a ouija board pointer. It has a nub that protrudes from the underside of the tip. This is good for contact with the clit. You may also want to try it on your nipples or perineum. It’s small and easy to use on your clit during penetration, too.

Rechargeable

Instructions for battery-powered sex toys always suggest you take out the batteries after every use. Of course, when you’re horny, you have to deal with shuffling through everything to find the batteries again. Plus, unless batteries are rechargeable, you’ll eventually have to throw them away. There is a company that will recycle both sex toys and the batteries that they suck dry.

The best thing about the Voila is there are no batteries to fuss with. It’s powered by a 110/240 volt AC charger, which is included. Just plug the charger into the DC Jack on top of the toy and “Voila!” you’re ready to go! (Maybe that’s where they got the name from :p)

Charging Time: about 3 hours (an indicator light will turn from red to green), charge will last about 3.5 hours

Operation

After the Voila has been fully charged, you have a couple buttons to play with. See those two clear buttons towards the top front face of the Voila? These are supposed to be the “■” and “F” keys. Now, whether or not you can actually see the square and letter f are another story. The really should be made a different color or something because everything being clear makes those buttons very hard to see. I had to tilt mine to the side and let the light hit it just right before I could see which button is which. Just to make it easier, I’ve drawn the labels in red. I’m aware the “F” is upside down. That’s exactly how it is on the Voila, though. I assume it’s upside down so you can read the labels when you’re using it, but that doesn’t really matter if they’re barely visible in the first place.

To turn Voila on, you’ll need to push the “F” button. Pushing this will also cycle through the various vibration functions. To turn Voila off, push the “■” button (That’s all the “■” button is good for).

Functions: 7 Functions

1. low-constant
2. medium-constant
3. high-constant
4. revs up, revs down, off for a couple seconds, repeat
5. pulsing (buzz.buzz.buzz…)
6. plusing (b-b-b-b-buzz…b-b-b-b-buzz…)
7. pretty much the same thing as #3 O.o Lame

Waterproof: Yes, Voila is waterproof. There’s a little flap that covers the DC jack so no water can get in.

Material: ABS plastic with PU cote making the Voila velvety smooth

Lubes: water-based or silicone-based

Cleaning: soap and water, toy wipes, toy cleaner

Packaging: No problems here. Nice to see a box without any smut.

Sound Level: 3/5 The box boasts the Voila as being whisper quiet. Not so unless you’re deaf. The lowest vibe setting is close to the sound of a cell phone. As the vibe levels go up, Voila gets louder. It’s still around cell phone mode, but it’s between the noise a cell phone would make and the noise a microwave would make.

Vibration Level: 3/5 Maybe a smidge above average.

Pros: Good for clitoral, nipple, and perineum stimulation. Average vibes with 7 functions. Safe material that’s firm and gives me the pressure I want on my clit. Easy to clean. Waterproof.

Cons: I can barely see the labels on the blasted buttons! Definitely not “whisper quiet” like the package says.

Summary: 3/5 Not being able to see the labels on the buttons bugs me. Seems a bit of a design flaw. And the box shouldn’t say “whisper quiet” if it sounds like a cell phone. If you want whisper quiet, get the Incoqnito Droplet Necklace. Those make a noise that’s barely audible. Plus, function #7 on mine seems to be the same as function #3. Still, it’s a decent toy for clit stim.

Coming soon to EdenFantasys!

 

FTC Statement: Voila was provided for free as part of the Cal Exotics Sexpert program and reviewed for EdenFantasys for their affiliate review program.