This stuff is amazingly fun! This is the slipperiest thing I’ve ever massaged the hubby with! The word “nuru” actually means “slippery” in Japanese. It’s thought to have derived from the word for seaweed “nori”, which is actually used in the creation of Nuru Gel.

Nuru Gel is clear, tasteless, odorless, water-based, non-staining, extremely slippery, and actually makes sticky strings similar to cum! And Nuru Gel is not for your typical back massage. This is a full body-to-body massage.

Yancha no jikan desu! (Naughty time!) I’ve never had so much fun giving a massage! I had seen a few tips that said to massage your partner with your breasts. That’s great for the well-endowed girls, but I just didn’t feel like I had enough and none of the massage products we had helped my breasts glide easily over my hubby. The Nuru Gel made it seem as if my breasts were gliding over an air hockey table. Wee! hehe I won’t lie to you, it felt great!

It’s awesome for leg and foot massages…*drifts into sleep… zzz…* Huh!? Oh, sorry It’s SO relaxing. Hubby’s hands really glide well with the Nuru Gel.

My only problem? The only non-hairy part of hubby is his back, so that’s where I did all my slippin’ and slidin’. It’s too weird to rub against the rest of his wet, hairy body. I only rub against those parts when they’re dry. He’s so fluffy soft. Like a giant teddy bear.

What’s In It?

Ingredients: water, glycerine, polyethylene oxide, grapefruit extract, seaweed extract, trehalose, disodium EDTA

So, if you’re prone to yeast infections, I would not use this because of the glycerine. Also, I’m a little leery of the disodium EDTA. EDTA is is in such widespread use that it has emerged as a persistent organic pollutant. EDTA exhibits low acute toxicity with LD50 (rat) of 2.0 – 2.2 g/kg. It has been found to be both cytotoxic and weakly genotoxic in laboratory animals. Oral exposures have been noted to cause reproductive and developmental effects.

How Do You Use It?

This used to be a massage only offered at “special” massage parlors in Japan. If you want the authentic experience, you can check out the Nuru Massage Wiki (How To) here.

If you don’t want to deal with getting a special mattress, wood bowl, etc (maybe even put on a skimpy little kimono), I’ll just give you the basic rundown.

-First make sure that the room you will be performing the massage in is comfortably warm.

-Take your bottle of Nuru Gel and submerge it in a sink of hot water. You’re going to leave it there while you do some prep work in the bathroom.

-Now, take your partner into the shower and treat them to a nice scrub down or go for a luxurious dip in the Jacuzzi (I want one!). Don’t bother drying them or yourself off after. Nuru Gel works best with wet skin.

-Pour some of the Nuru Gel into a bowl and mix it with some hot water to achieve desired consistency. Don’t add too much!

-Start pouring it over your partner and get them nice and slick. Don’t forget to slick yourself up, too!

-Let the fun begin! For those of you with a headboard, the person on top will need to grab that and use it as traction to slide up and down the other person’s body. For those of you without a headboard (like us), just get on top and wiggle around till your heart is content. ^-^ Depending on how dry your partner’s skin is, you may need to slather on more. It can soak into dry skin quickly

-Eventually, you’ll need to massage some *ahem* other parts, so have at it (Nuru Gel is suitable for use as a personal lubricant for both intercourse and oral). The slippery skin-to-skin sensations can build up a lot of anticipation leading to a great orgasm and and even better night’s sleep. Curse the alarm for waking me up the next morning!

If you’re going to use it as a lube, I wouldn’t mix it with any water. The fun thing is, it already has the consistency of cum, so it adds a little “sloppy seconds” fun to the mix.

Rating: 4/5 I…love…this…stuff! I only wish it didn’t have the EDTA problem. Plus, having the glycerine in it sort of makes it off limits as a lube for those prone to yeast infections. All in all, it’s a lot of fun, but safety is always my main concern.

FTC Statement: The Nuru Gel was provided for free by Nuru for True Pleasures to review. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

Alright, my reason for wanting the Spartacus Penis Gag is going to have to go back to my thing with a yaoi called Enzai. (No, I don’t do hentai anymore. Too much damage to our relationship… I still fantasize Enzai with my hubby and me instead of the characters, though.)

Basic story, some kid who steals something gets accused of killing a guy, gets thrown into jail, and then gets screwed and stuff by members of the prison along with members of the prison. Where am I going with this? Ok, there’s this silver-haired guy, right? His name was Vallewida, I think… Anyway, something about him knowing something but the officer can’t get him to say it because he’s buried it so far in his mind he can’t even remember. I think he was suppose to have amnesia… Then he gets double-teamed by a couple of officers… I think… Seems like it was silhouettes, so I really don’t remember.

Anyway, (if you’re not bored with my jabbering by now :p) I figured a penis gag would be a great addition to my sessions with the Luv-U-Lounge (of which I’ve already lived out some Enzai fantasies if you’ve read my Masturbation Diaries posts). Getting penetrated by this machine while sucking a cock. What could be better?

The Spartacus Penis Gag is not your average ball gag. It’s fairly realistically shaped, (I say this because the head is a bit crooked. See what I mean? -->) flesh-colored, and soft. I haven’t seen many gags like this. Vibrator.com does have another like this with a dildo attached to the other side, though.

Mouth-breathers rejoice! If you have trouble breathing through your nose due to sinus issues other other reasons, you don’t have to worry about suffocating while using this gag. There’s actually a hole down the center.

It reminded me of one of my toys that has a cum tube. I had fun making it squirt while I was washing it out. In theory, you could rig up some small tubing and a syringe to it so you could make it squirt lube to simulate ejaculation. Hell, you could even fill the syringe with some of your own ejaculate! Just save it from a session earlier in the night then do your partner again with your cum loaded in the syringe. Double squirt!

Material: TPR

Lube: Water-based or silicone-based

Cleaning: soap and warm water, toy cleaners, toy wipes

Taste: Slightly rubbery, but what do you expect from a toy made of thermo plastic rubber? Wish it tasted like the real thing… There’s really no substitute for that.

Diameter: 2.25” (I can just barely get it in my mouth! Tiny me.)

The harness of the Spartacus Penis Gag is made of soft leather (Pair the smell of leather with Nag Champa and I’ll be in absolute bliss. Love the smell of leather and hippies… Mmmm…)

The Penis Gag goes through that round hole and then the top flap Trojan snap buttons into place on the base of the harness. You’ll see a small hole in the middle of the four snap buttons on the base. This is where your air supply is coming from when you breath through the hole in the Penis Gag. The harness secures with a d-ring adjustment and should adjust to accommodate most, if not all, people. My only beef with the harness is that it leaves little black bits on anything you shove through the hole. This has happened even after washing it. This, however, is a condition of the leather being cut and it’ll just keep doing that for a while. Best to just wash it off after I insert things before inserting them in me.

Why did I just say “things” instead of “Penis Gag”? Well, you can use the harness for more than just a Penis Gag. Depending on how thick your thighs are, you could use it as a thigh harness with another toy. I slid my Tantus Vamp (review here) through it. (Pardon the splotch on my leg and shorts. It was smudges on the mirror that I used to help me take the pic.)

Packaging: Mine came in plastic bags. No worries. The Penis Gag is coated in powder, but it’s just non-toxic powder that they use to keep it from sticking to the mold. Would have been nice if this was rinsed off before packaging, but I wash my toys before use anyway, so what do I care?

Pros: Realistic, phthalate-free, possible to rig up a cum tube, easily assembled/disassembled, easily cleaned, breathable, comfortable for wear even on my tiny face, soft and supple leather

Cons: Those bloody little black bits of leather that get onto anything you shove through the hole!

Summary: 5/5 With an open mind, the Spartacus Penis Gag has some good possibilities. Turn it into a squirting penis gag, a thigh harness, or keep it as a Penis Gag. Your choice. I’ll get over the little black bits of leather. Those should stop with a decent amount of washing and picking it off. Love my Spartacus Penis Gag. Definitely fulfills my Enzai fantasies, but I’ll take the real thing whenever I can get it.

FTC Statement: The Spartacus Penis Gag was provided by Spartacus for free to True Pleasures by Vibrator.com in exchange for a review. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

Synergy: when two or more different entities cooperate advantageously for a final outcome. If used in a business application it means that teamwork will produce an overall better result than if each person was working toward the same goal individually.

So, that should mean that using these lubes should produce a better orgasm, right?

Right.

And the definition says, “two or more different entities,” so that means they should be used together, right?

I’m not really sure. I mean, they have the traditional coloring of Wet to indicate if the lube is meant for female or male use, but they don’t really say “hers” or “his”.  Hubby and I have used them together and separately. There’s no real difference. It could also be that it’s just a synergy of H20 and silicone. Take your pick.

Wet Synergy

Designed to be a cushion of gel that melts into a silky liquid lubricant. This is definitely true. If you take the cap off and hold the bottle upside down, nothing will come out of it. The liquid it melts into isn’t going to be what your normal Wet liquid would be. It’s a little thicker and it stays in place well.

It cleans off easily with a little warm water and leaves my skin feeling soft like most silicone lubes do. Would I recommend it for shower use? Probably not. You’d have to be careful about not getting too much water near it.

Ingredients: glycerin, deionized water (aqua), dimethiconol, sodium plyacrylate, dimethicone, cyclopentasiloxane, trideceth-6, PEG/PPG, dimethicone, pentylene glycol

Taste: Not much of a taste, but it’s slightly fruity to me.

Pros: long-lasting, no stains, no parabens

Cons: not very suitable for shower use, not suitable for use with silicone sex toys

Wet Synergy + Cool Tingle

The strongest sensation hubby says he’s ever felt. That’s impressive to me since he rarely reacts much to an arousal lube. He said this was even better than the Sliquid Sensations lube we have. I have to say, I’m with him on that. The Wet Synergy + Cool Tingle is extreme.

For me, it’s way too much. I had rubbed it on my clit and slit before sex. About half way through, my naughty bits felt like they were in a chill chest followed by a slight burning. Very distracting during a good romp. I spent a while in the shower trying to wash it off. The lube washes off fine, but it takes a while for the sensation to dissipate.

However, if I just rub the Wet Synergy + Cool Tingle on him, things are much better. It did get pretty cool and tingly around my labia, but it was a comfortably cool tingle. My clit wasn’t freaking out like it did the first time :p The sensation lasted about 5-10 minutes for him after sex and about 10-15 for me. I asked him if that was a good thing. He said it was “neutral”. Whatever. I know he liked it. He’s always so friggin’ coy. Men aren’t supposed to be coy! Cut it out, dammit! XD </rant>

Ingredients: glycerin, deionized water (aqua), dimethiconol, sodium plyacrylate, dimethicone, cyclopentasiloxane, trideceth-6, PEG/PPG, dimethicone, pentylene glycol, peppermint

Taste: Really, really minty. Yum! ^-^ It makes my lips tingle!

Pros: long-lasting, no stains, no parabens, strong sensations for hubby and me

Cons: not very suitable for shower use, not suitable for use with silicone sex toys, way too strong for use on my clit O.O OMG

The Verdict

If I were to go to the store for these, I’d probably choose the Wet Synergy + Cool Tingle. It’s definitely nice to have something that works so well on my typically sensation-immune hubby. Plus, I like the tingle, too. ^-^ The basic Wet Synergy? I think I’d rather just have a water-based lube since it doesn’t really add any sensation. I prefer water-based since I have a lot of silicone toys and because I don't like to have any silicone lube in or around me when that time of the month comes and I have to put in my silicone menstrual cup.

If you want to try some Wet Synergy for yourself, you can pick up some free samples here --->

FTC Statment: Wet Synergy and Wet Synergy + Cool Tingle were provided for free by Wet to True Pleasures for review. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

Yes, I have a confession to make; I fuck. There. I said it. Now everyone knows my dirty little secret. I also bite. *chompy chompy!*

When I saw the I FUCK anklet from NippleCharms, I couldn’t help but think what fun it would be to surprise the hubby with. ^-^ Technically, it’s swinger jewelry. Me? Not a swinger. I’m bloody loyal as a dog, but I love the anklet. It’s 10” long. Being the itty bitty thing that I am, I had to adjust the size a little. Not a big problem. I’m used to that.

I wore it out on our little trip to the Wild Canid Sanctuary. What better place to get my werewolf worked up? ~_^ Took most of the day for him to notice. Meanwhile, we saw lots of cute wolfies. My favorite was the maned wolf. He looked like a big fox and helped me imagine what hubby would look like (he thinks he’s been a fox and a werewolf in a past life). We’re furries at heart.

Isn’t he cute? He was stalking a frog. And, unfortunately, he got it. Poor Mr. Froggy :p

What did hubby think of my anklet? He told me I’m weird. *rolls eyes* Pfff…party pooper :p Why is it that the things I find cute and sexy, he finds weird or feels pretty much neutral towards? Whatever. I think it’s HOT.

My only problem is that I think the “I” should be moved over just a smidge so that it can be easily seen with “FUCK”. Of course, that could just be my tiny ankles not being able to hold many letters at one time. lol Oh well. That’s what jewelry pliers are for. ^-^

FTC Statement: The I FUCK anklet was provided for free by NippleCharms for True Pleasures. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

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3:50am CST

I’m sick and can’t sleep :p Yeah, hubby gave me his cold. Of course, he told me he’s got a new cold because of me and that he didn’t have a scratchy throat before and he was just getting over this cold and now I gave him a new one and whine whine whine whine whine :p

I hate when I have a scratchy throat. *ahem cough cough* It’s always so hard to swallow and makes me gag so much I can’t sleep. I was up until about 1:30 am doing reviews, took my shower, then tried to go to bed. Yeah… that didn’t work –_-; Booooorrrred!!!! And when I’m bored, I get friggin’ horny as hell.

What happened before I started writing this:

Ooh, fluffy hubby…*purr…* Kitty =^-^= play with fluffy hubby… Kitty horny O.O Hmm… *looks down at hubby’s pelvis* Woohoo! Night wood! *crawls on top and starts kegels* Mmm… kegels make hubby twitch inside me… *kitty gets pushed off… spooning sequence intiated… commence dancin’ in the sheets* Yay… Kitty happy =^-^=

5 Minutes Later…

Kitty horny! O.O Hmm… >.> Hubby turned away… Dildo time! Kitty has a date with a vampire. A quality 10-15 minute session with my Tantus Vamp (review here) Yeah, I can masturbate right next to hubby while he’s sleeping and he has no idea. I barely move and make no noise. Silent self fuck.

Nope… Still can’t sleep >.< Hungry and bored… *makes a black bean salsa and cheddar cheese toasted sammich and Teavanna Fruta Bomba hot tea with lots of throat-soothing honey*

And now I’m watching Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends and writing all of tonight’s happenings down since I’m bored. When did things get so boooring? >.<

♪Sprinkle, sprinkle little bar! What I wonder is a cat!♪

In hubby’s old striped blue long-sleeve button-up. I should put some panties on. My labia are sticking to the vinyl :p

<---Dolly of me writing right now. Look how cheery I am! lol I’m always perky! No, I’m not :p

4:05 am CST

</Masturbation Log>

A little while ago, when I was being forced to watch the nightly news, I heard a newscaster talking about a “cuddle chemical” (Oxytocin) for the ladies to get their men more cuddly. “Well…that would be something interesting to investigate,” I thought. I scribbled it down for the next morning’s To Do list.

So, what is Oxytocin exactly?

Oxytocin is a mammalian hormone that acts as a neurotransmitter in the brain.

It’s best known for its roles in female reproduction, but recent studies have begun to investigate Oxytocin's role in various behaviors, including orgasm, social recognition, pair bonding, anxiety, trust, love, and maternal behaviors. It’s even being researched as a possible aid for autism and memory/learning functions.

During my research, I found a product called LiquidTrust that contained this “cuddle chemical”.

What is LiquidTrust?

Basically, it’s a spray containing Oxytocin and is designed to put people at ease and make them more trusting. How ethical is it? I dunno. I just wanted to see if it would make hubby cuddle with me more since it has Oxytocin in it.

How to use LiquidTrust:

LiquidTrust should be sprayed on clothing (never spray it on skin or take it internally!) and can last anywhere from 2-4 hours.

Ingredients: Purified water, SD Alcohol, Oxytocin

How does it work?

By spraying LiquidTrust on your clothes, you’re increasing the Oxytocin levels of those around you without them even knowing and, in turn, increase their ability to trust you.

How does it smell?

The company says LiquidTrust doesn’t have a smell. That’s true after the alcohol has evaporated. That only takes a few seconds, though.

How has it worked for me?

I approached this with an open mind, not really knowing what would happen. I tried it out on my unsuspecting hubby. He had no knowledge of what the spray was, or even that I had it. I sprayed it on right before he got home and we had a little chat. I noticed no change in his behavior. I did this a few times, but no change.

I also tried using it while the both of us were aggravated with each other. It didn’t seem to calm either of us down or make us more willing to listen to each other.

I tried putting it on when I wanted him to cuddle with me, but he just kept buzzing around the apartment like a bumble bee.

So, I decided to see if it would calm down my anxiety. I tend to freak on a regular basis about anything and everything. Thanks for the bad nerves, Dad (I get my depression/anxiety/anger problems from him. And I get all the good stuff from Mom.) That actually seemed to help a little bit, but I’m not sure if that wasn’t just my mind playing tricks.

So, why didn’t it work that well?

My best guess? It’s the way LiquidTrust is administered. In the studies that I’ve looked at for the use of Oxytocin on human subjects, the Oxytocin was always administered through a nasal spray and was only temporary. That doesn’t mean you should use a ton of it to get the results you want. In humans, high doses of Oxytocin can result in hyponatremia. I don’t think there’s enough in the bottle to cause that, though. And I don’t think the “cuddle chemical” worked on hubby because studies show that empathy in healthy males has been shown to be increased after intranasal applications of Oxytocin, not with a spray like this.

FTC Statement: LiquidTrust was provided by VeroLabs free of charge to True Pleasures. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

While hubby’s away, the wife will play. I had about an hour before hubby would come home, so I figured I might as well take some time for myself ~_^

It started off with just a little of the Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel (review here), but then I saw my little Kiwi Vibe (review here) staring up at me. I couldn’t leave him out of the fun. So, I flopped out on the couch without a thing on. It was so hot in the apartment, but it’s too early in the season to turn the air conditioning on, and I definitely wasn’t going to open the screen door while I was messing around. (Sorry, too modest for that.)

To my surprise, the tickling of Kiwi’s tongue made the Intimate Organics Gel warm up instead of the cool tingle I had felt from it before. That definitely felt good. I went through all the vibration patterns on my Kiwi Vibe and came quite a few times, but something was missing.

By that time, I was good and wet, but empty. I needed something to fill me up, but what? Hmm… Boss Lady time! I love that thing. And it still reminds me of a big black horse cock for some reason.

(P.S. If you want a horse cock dildo, you can get one of a custom size/shape/color/cum tube/etc from Bad Dragon. Click for details)

Anyway, I figured I was probably going to make a mess on the couch, and the Luv-U-Lounge (w/o the thrusting insert) was left out in the living room from the other night of using it as a gaming chair to play Mario Galaxy 2… I drug that over to closet with the mirror doors so I could watch myself and strapped my legs in. Came in no time with the Boss Lady in me and Kiwi buzzing away at my clit. Getting up wasn’t so easy, though. Like I said, the apartment was warm. Plus, I was a little sweaty. So, you know what that means? Yup. I was stuck to the Luv-U-Lounge. :p

At least I managed to peel myself off and clean up before hubby got home. Nothing from him, though. He caught a cold and was really out of it. Poor thing. Well, that’s what I’m here for; to nurse him back to health.

The first time I had tried the Intimate Organics Intense Gel was right before a shower. It was late and I just wanted to test it real quick. After rubbing it into my clit and waiting about 5 seconds, things started to tingle with a cooling sensation. It lasted through my whole shower. I’m not sure how long that is, but I take fairly long showers. I guess it was anywhere from 5-10 minutes.

I was eager to try it with the hubby and got it out to play the next day when he was ready for a romp.

Of course, even though it’s designed for clitoral stimulation, I was curious to see if it would do anything for my hubby. I massaged a dime-sized amount of the gel into the head of hubby’s penis and waited. Nothing. Oh well. I wasn’t figuring it would do anything for him. It’s hard to find a good stimulating product for him. Oh well :p All mine, mine, mine.

“Apply sparingly to clitoral area making certain to work gel directly into the tissue underneath the clitoris for full effects.” Sparingly? Pff! Yeah, right! I already did sparingly the first time. I was going to go whole hog and rub it all over! Why not? I already rubbed it all over hubby. So, I rubbed some into my clit and my slit. (I was a little dry and needed some lube, ok? Yes, I know it’s not a lube. Oh well :p)

The gel definitely is intense. It’s a comfortable intensity, though. Some stimulating products can be overly stimulating, chilling me into having a clit-cicle or burning to the point I just want to forget sex all together and go scrub it off. The Intimate Organics Intense Gel was just right. Intense to enhance the experience, but not so intense that it’s the only thing I can think about during an otherwise good romp. I felt it mostly on my clit, but it did tingle/cool slightly on my labia and opening.

It takes a few seconds to start up, but you’ll feel a strong cooling/tingling sensation. It doesn’t contain menthol, for those of you who are concerned about that. If you decide that this gel is too intense for you, Intimate Organics also make a Gentle Clitoral Stimulating Gel.

• Paraben free
• DEA free
• Naturally Derived
• Pure Vegan
• Latex friendly
• Safe to ingest

Contains USDA Organic Ingredients

Ingredients: aqua, proylene glycol, aloe bardadensis leaf juice, polysorbate 20, hodroxyethylcellulose, hamamelis virgiana (witch hazel) distillate, methylisothiazolinone (and) phenethyl alcohol (and) PPG-2 methyl ether mentha piperita (peppermint)  oil, menthyl lactate, arginine HCI, ornithine HCI, water (and) alcohol (and) certified organic lycium barbarum (goji berry) fruit extract (and) certified organic cymbopogon schoenanthus (lemon grass) leaf/stem extract (and) certified organic aloe barbadensis (aloe) leaf extract

Taste: Very minty. Slightly bitter, but not unpleasant.

Stain: Hasn’t left any for me.

Pros: safe for use with latex condoms, safe for use with any toy material, contains USDA organic ingredients, no parabens, DEA free, vegan, safe to ingest, easily washes off with a little soap and water

Cons: Didn’t really do any for hubby, but I didn’t figure it would. It’s for clits, not dicks. It was worth a try, though, right?

Summary: 5/5 Love the Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel (Really long name, huh?). Works wonderfully on me and is just the right intensity. I don’t think I would be as happy with it if I had tried their “gentle” version. Safe ingredients are always a big plus in my book. And this little tube should last me quite a while. A little goes a long way with this gel.

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The Dildo: The shaft is dotted with 3 rows of little glass bumps that transition to a smooth finish right before the head. When inserted vaginally, the bumps on the shaft stimulate my labia and very inside of my vagina, creating a pleasant sensation. They’re also very stimulating when using the Glass Twister Dildo anally. Make sure to use lots of lube if you plan on using this sex toy anally!

Compared to shaft, the head is rather bulbous. It’s tapered to make it easier to insert, but there’s one problem with it: the grooves. There are grooved lines that extend from the tip of the head to the base and are very difficult to clean. If you use the Glass Twister Dildo anally and get some crud in those little grooves, you’ll need a toothbrush or something similar to clean them out.

The grooves don’t really add much to the experience, in my opinion. Basically, they just look like they’re placed there to make the head look like a retro juicer.  

The Disk Base: Even though there are quite a few bumps lining the underside of the disk at the base of the Glass Twister Dildo, I didn’t feel much from them. I could feel them rub against my labia a little, but don’t go expecting them to stimulate your clit. The edge of the disk falls about an inch or so short of my clit. Personally, I think it would’ve been nice for the disk to be larger so it could actually reach my clit while twisting it around. That might’ve made the design of the toy a bit awkward, though.

The Handle: For people with larger hands, the nubby handle may be a bit small to keep a grip on. I didn’t have a problem, but it seemed like hubby was having a little trouble when I had him use it on me. The handle has a little round bulb at the end to make it easier to hold on to while wet from lube, cum, etc. Pretty easy to use as long as you can reach it while it’s in you. I have to stretch my short little arms. It’s much easier to use this dildo when I’m not the one having to turn it.

Verdict – Vaginally: Good as a pre-cursor to sex, but definitely not a substitute for it. This will get me wet, but it won’t get me off.

Verdict – Anally: It’s a little awkward to turn it between my cheeks. It feels good, but I don’t think I’ll be using it much for anal.

Material: glass

Packaging:It came in a soft, black velvet drawstring bag

Lube: Since this sex toy is glass, you can use any type of lube with it.

Cleaning and Care:

Clean your glass toys by boiling, soap and water, dishwasher (I wouldn't recommend it with a full load, though. You don't want things bumping into it and causing little chips or cracks. Be careful!), wipe it down with rubbing alcohol, or you could wipe it down with 10% bleach (I hate the smell, though.)

Pros: non-porous and hygienic, body and eco-friendly, fairly easily cleaned, suitable for vaginal or anal penetration

Cons: For me, it’s really only good for foreplay. I wouldn’t use it for masturbation by myself because it’s hard to be comfortable and reach to turn the handle at the same time.

Summary: 3/5 Sorry, but I don't think the Glass Twister Dildo will be making it out of the toy box very often. Hubby and I very seldom do any foreplay, and I probably won't be using this on my own. It's an interesting design, but it just doesn't work out for me very well.

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Well, instead of using the oval bindis for my breasts (which actually made them look like eyes with my nips as the pupils), I decided to use one over my belly button and cut the other one up. The one on my belly button stayed on pretty well through the day, but the one that I had cut up and used downstairs had a bit of a problem. I’m not surprised, though. I mean, with my pants rubbing against them when I walk, sit down, or scoot around trying to get comfortable on the couch, they really don’t stand a chance of staying on. I used part of the oval bindi for a little sparkle over my tush cleavage and then used the rest over my naughty bits (My butterfly had flowers to visit!). Told ya my labia resemble a butterfly.

I thought I was being very cute. ^-^ Hubby wasn’t impressed :p Party pooper. Lingerie doesn’t do much for him either. He likes me better au naturale. I like to dress up, darnit!

You can re-use these. Just return them back to the slick paper that they came on. If they start to lose their stickiness, Just clean it with a little rubbing alcohol and apply some spirit gum or other type of body glue. NippleCharms has tubes of it for sale, if you need it.

FTC Statement: The Oval Bindis came free with a purchase from NippleCharms.

The newest addition to the Bad Dragon line is here! For those of you who have been chomping at the bit to get your own stallion to play with, here’s your Chance!

And, for the first time in BD history, they’re releasing two models of the stallion toy to make sure there’s something for everyone!

Check out the unflared version for easy penetration, or get the full effect with the flared version!

Like always, both models are available in 3 sizes, custom color/softness, and cum tubes (Yup, this pony can squirt!).

This little cutie is Tiny Tim. Yes, I’ve named it. Guys name their penises all the time, so I thought it only fair to name my new little silicone friend. ^-^ Why “Tiny Tim”? I dunno. Word association, I guess. I associate the word “tiny” with the name “Tim”. You can name yours whatever you want, ok? :p

I was really excited to try out the Share XS. I had been eyeing the different Shares from FunFactory and other non-harness double-ended dildos for the longest time. I have penis-envy, ok? And I almost kinda blame Frued for putting the idea in my head.

The only problem? It came when my hubby was home -_-; Naturally, my nosey partner asked what it was. I just told him I didn’t know, it was some sort of a pink blob and that I hadn’t looked at the instructions, cleaned it, and stored it away to play the next day when hubby wouldn’t be home. I’m a bit embarrassed about having penis-envy. I have a feeling bringing it up would be pretty awkward. I need to ease him into more anal play before I go about fucking him with my newly begotten tiny pink penis.

But thinking about it, I really don’t even know if the thrusting portion of the dildo would even make it into my hubby’s ass. Chubby hubby’s cheeks might prevent it from going in too far. I’ve read a few stories of it only going in about an inch or so when trying to penetrate a partner anally with it. Basically, couples who aren’t skin and bones (like me :p) are going to have trouble with fleshy curves getting in the way (wish I had more curves upstairs, though :p) How would it work penetrating a partner vaginally? I dunno. That’s not my kind of thing. But, it did seem to go in a decent amount when I was thrusting into the Tenga Double Hole. FYI It’s about 3” of insertable length.

Anyway… I lubed up the bulbous end and slid in the Share XS after coming home to an empty apartment. The 1 3/4" diameter of the bulb was fairly filling. It’s got some texture to it, which feels nice going in, but you really won’t notice the texture while you’re wearing the Share XS. The bulges of it, though, are great for g-spot stim. You can feel them working their magic while you thrust/jerk off.

I had no problem with the Share XS staying in. (I know some girls have had problems. I’m XS myself, so I’m guessing that’s why I didn’t have a problem.) Walking around with it was actually pretty fun. There’s a ridge before the dildo that teases my clit when I walk around. The little dildo bounces slightly and causes the ridge to gently hit against my clit. I paraded around in front of the mirror doors on our hall closet and admired my new, tiny pink dick. And that’s how it got the name “Tiny Tim”. He’s tiny, but he’s probably the right size if I actually did have a dick. Tiny dick for a tiny thing like me. Still, I wouldn’t mind being greedy and getting a bigger Share.

I’ve had loads of fun with the Share XS. I’ve jerked off with it numerous times, penetrated a Tenga Double Hole a couple times, and spent plenty of time admiring it in the mirror and wondering how it really would be just to have a dick for a day. I’d love to switch bodies with my husband just for one day. I want to know how it feels and I think it would help us understand better what each other needs to really be pleasured. Yeah, I’m a very curious kitty. =^-^=

Basic Specs:   

      Length: 11 1/2"

      Insertable length: 3 3/4"

      Circumference: 5 1/2"

      Diameter: 1 3/4"

      Weight: 1 lb

Material: Made from pure Silicone (If cared for properly, it will last a lifetime). That means it’s hypoallergenic, hygienic, phthalate-free, odorless, tasteless, boilable, bleachable, and completely nontoxic! Wh007!

Lube: For the most part, you should just use water-based lubes with silicone sex toys to be on the safe side. Some silicone-based lubes can cause silicone sex toys to melt and degrade.