The Tentacle Jr. is the latest tentacle-themed sex toys from Whipspider Rubberwoks and sports a sleeker, slimmer look.

(Please excuse the random thought: If the Tentacle Dildo has a Tentacle Jr., then where is momma Tentacle at? Perhaps a tentacle sex toy designed for men is in the works somewhere in the world? It would be interesting… )

Shimmering pearlescent blues with slight hints of purple are complimented by a slight gold shimmer along the glowing portion of the toy.  I couldn’t wait for this to show up at my doorstep. The minute I got home, I ripped open the package, went through cleaning procedures, and set to pleasuring myself with it…and then again later that night a few more times. What? Hubby was in night class! I had the whole apartment to myself and I could do whatever I wanted! I swear, one of these days I’ll tell him about all my tentacles…just not yet.

It should be no secret that I adore that fact the this toy glows. It was one of my favorite features of the original Tentacle Dildo, and just adds that extra little bit of fantasy. Therefore, with hubby being gone for the night, I just had to get it back out when night fell. Just expose it to a little light before sticking it in the dark and off it glows! So pretty.

With a glossy finish like the Tentacle Jr. has, you’ll need a thicker lube. I used Sliquid Sassy Booty for that night, but I have tried it with Hathor’s Coconut Orange lube as well. Who says a tentacle can’t taste good? And for those with a tentacle fetish, having it penetrate every orifice is a common lust. (I have 4 tentacles dildos now, so I have all my bases covered. However, bondage tentacles would be interesting. Someone get to work on that! Something like under the bed restraints only with tentacles instead of cuffs. Yeah…)

The Tentacle Jr. is much more flexible than the original Tentacle Dildo. Because of the flexibility, you’re not going to get the best pressure on your g-spot, but you can make it wriggle around like mad inside you. The flexibility of the Tentacle Jr. is a great improvement over Whipspider’s original Tentacle Dildo. I mean, you’d expect a tentacle to be able to wriggle, right? All slicked up with a thicker lube, the Tentacle Jr. feels (I would assume. No experience in actual tentacle play.) fairly close to a real tentacle slithering around in my nethers.

Slow wiggling building up to a frenzy feels best to me. Because of the gradual taper, most people should have no problem inserting the toy. Although it is fairly long, I’ve had no problems with it hitting my cervix and, even if it did, I’m sure the rounded tip would prevent any discomfort.

Yes, I have inserted it anally. Of course, I was using the original Tentacle Dildo as well. I highly recommend using both at once. Trust me, you won’t regret it. The taper of the Tentacle Jr. makes it more comfortable to insert it anally. Sometimes I just really need to take my time and work up gradually, so the taper really helps with that.

Unlike the suckers of the original Tentacle Dildo, the suckers of the Tentacle Jr. aren’t as pronounced. Instead of the suckers being raised, they’re more like divots on a smooth surface. While this lessening of texture may provide a more comfortable use to some, I was a bit disappointed that the suckers weren’t as pronounced.

The Tentacle Jr. is a much smoother, glossier toy than the original Tentacle Dildo is. The glossy finish it has does show off the pearlescence nicely, though. (You can see the slight gold shimmer in the picture above.) Because of the slick surface, thinner lubes will just bead up and run off of the toy. Try to use thicker lubes that are more gel-like. Hathor Lubricant Pure or Sliquid’s Booty formula would be a good choice.

Length: 7 1/4”

Insertable Length: 6 3/4”

Circumference: 6”

Diameter: 1 3/4”

Weight: 9.7 oz

 

Don’t expect the Tentacle Jr. to be super-filling like the Tentacle Dildo. Or, at least, I don’t find it as filling. The Tentacle Jr. is slimmer with a slighter taper than the original Tentacle Dildo. The Tentacle Jr. is also a bit longer. 1/4” (total 7 1/4”) longer, to be exact. I will admit, the size of the Tentacle Jr. reminds me more of tentacle rape-style tentacles, which I like. Now that I’ve had the Tentacle Jr., the original Tentacle Dildo seems a bit pudgy. However, I do enjoy the girth.

Suitable for Anal: Just because I’ve tried it doesn’t mean I advise it. Toys are only anal-safe if they have a flared base. Otherwise, you have the risk of it getting lost inside you and having to go to the hospital to get it removed. Can you say “embarrassing”? Even though the base has a decent circumference and the possibility of it going in all the way is slim, I do advise caution. I’ve seen a video of a guy with a black hole in his butt. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe the amount he stuffed in there. If you end up putting too much pressure on it (like trying to sit on it or something) it may just work it’s way all the way in, and you don’t want that.

Harness-Compatible: Nope. No flared based.

Material: pure silicone colored with non-toxic pigments (some toys that glow can be unsafe)

Lube: Use only water-based lube on the Tentacle Jr.

Cleaning: soap and water, toy cleaners, boil for 3 minutes, place in a 10% bleach solution, or pop it in the dishwasher

Storage: Store in a clean place away from dust and other toys. Toys touching toys can cause melting. Trust me, I’ve seen it.

Packaging: Just a simple ziploc bag with an informational card. I can reuse the bag and recycle the card. Hurray for not clogging up landfills!

Summary: 5/5 Tentacle love! Really, daddy Tentacle Dildo may start taking the backseat to junior. The Tentacle Jr. is a nice flexible, slim tentacle that makes masturbation feel more like tentacle rape than with the Tentacle Dildo . I can’t wiggle the Tentacle Dildo as much, but it’ll still be around when I really want to feel the suckers slide over my labia and clit or if I want some girth.

FTC Statement: The Tentacle Jr. was purchased from EdenFantasys at a 30% discount to review in their affiliate program. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

I swear, sometimes I have no idea how my mind comes up with things. Just this morning, I had a really strange yet arousing dream.

It starts off in my in-laws’ house which looks like their house but it really isn’t. Whenever I dream of houses, they only sort of look like what they do in real life. Don’t ask me why. I don’t know.

Hubby’s 19 year old little brother starts saying really nice things about me and I say he’s my favorite of all of them.   Cue the sad puppy face from hubby.   I tell him I meant out of his brothers, not of him and his brothers.

We all go out to some store/restaurant type dealie bob that reminds me sort of the stuff in Disney. There’s Tinkerbell stuff for my mother-in-law. Somehow, they all disappear and I meet some guy who wants me. He looks sort of like hubby did in boot camp; really skinny, clean shaven, short hair. I reject his advances but then he makes me feel his long, somewhat skinny hard-on. I soften slightly and then he starts kissing around my ear and neck, which almost sends me into orgasm. And now, somehow, I have a hard-on too and I think nothing of it. (WTF? I’m female and I have a hard-on. That’s just a smidge unusual, dream self! Don’t you get it? You’re not supposed to have a penis! Why are you not wondering what in the world is going on? )

So, then we’re rubbing them against each other beneath our clothes and I decided to unzip them, pull both of them out and try to wrap my hand around both of them to masturbate them. Well, that doesn’t go too well and I’m not feeling anything. By this time, I finally realize it’s not a real penis that I have but a strapless strap-on dildo that isn’t rubbing against my clit right. I decide to start sucking him off but his turns to plastic and pops off. He looks at me with a smile and says, “At least it’s almost a stud, right?” (And my dream self went along with that too, not even batting an eye at the fact that this guy’s penis just popped off and turned into plastic! ) I started sucking on that and handed the guy a replica of hubby’s penis to use on me from behind while I was on all fours sucking the other one.

I’m really not sure what to make of this dream. Should I even be slightly horny or should I just be completely freaked out?

1. I’ve flashed hubby with a pair of nipple bindis while we were in the car in the parking lot of Lowe’s.
2. I masturbate while hubby’s at work or class and sometimes when he’s in the shower.
3. When nobody else is home, I wander around the apartment in my undies or naked. Why not? I mean, I’m not going to turn on the AC just for me and I get warm.

And I’m sure you’re all wondering, “WTF is she talking about!?”.   Ok, here’s the thing. There’s this company that has a program where you write up a short post about their program and they’ll plant a tree for you, neutralizing the carbon dioxide emissions of your blog. Now, I’m not sure how many emissions come from my blog or if one tree will neutralize it, but it’s worth a shot.

The trees are scheduled to be planted from Spring of 2010 through late Summer 2010, so I hope I’m not too late. The site says that after the reforestation of the Plumas National Forest (65,000 forest acres were destroyed in a fire caused by lightning), the tree planting will be continued in another National Forest. So, if it doesn’t get planted there, it’ll get planted at another National Forest.

And now I’m eco-sexy!

Since this is sort of a furry-related review, I figure I’ll let Emmie do the talking.

For a girl in love with the idea of her hubby turning into a werewolf, the Cerberus is a dream..come..true! (Smidge of background info: True’s hubby thinks he was a werewolf in a past life. He also thinks he was a fox and True was a cat/raccoon/fox hence the graphic to your right. )

The Cerberus is a wearable canine sheath, for humans endowed with a penis, designed to give you the experience of having your own canine cock! It can be worn and used on a partner for penetration, used as a dildo (with the addition of two adapters), or even used alone as a masturbation sleeve.

(Please note that I do not endorse the use of real creatures for sexual means. This is a simply a toy and nothing but.)

The inside is lightly ribbed to provide extra stimulation to the wearer during intercourse or masturbation. You can see the ribs towards the top of the picture. Although this bit of texture is nice, hubby says it’s not as noticeable as some other toys we’ve tried on him. Most of the stimulation comes from the tightness of the sleeve, but the lubed up ribs help.

Closer to the tip of the Cerberus, the sleeve gets a bit thinner. I would say the thickness of the sleeve at that point is maybe the equivalent of 2-3 condoms depending on the brand used. This thinner bit where the head of the penis should be is designed to allow greater sensitivity. Hubby thinks it’s a nice touch and says it’s similar to the amount of sensation felt when wearing a normal (not those super thin) condom.

To make the fantasy of having your own canine cock more realistic, there’s even a hole in the tip of the sleeve to allow the wearer to cum! I have to admit, I love putting the Cerberus on hubby because the extra lube oozes out of the tip when I get it on him all the way and looks like pre-cum.

When a guy is worked up enough to ooze pre-cum, that’s über-sexy.

Just a small FYI, the sleeve part of the Cerberus did sort of want to pop off hubby (not completely, but just sort of wanting to return to it’s original, unstretched shape) even though he had the ring around his balls. He usually holds it down at the base right before penetrating me with it (see the photo of the guy below). After that, it’s hands-free. I asked him if it sort of slipped around while he was in me and if that added to the sensation, but he told me he can’t tell and that he doesn’t have a whole lot of sensitivity there to be able to figure something like that out. *sarcasm –>* I love how helpful he is with these reviews.

I think the main reason is because he’s thick and sort of..well..I’m not sure how to describe him. The best way I can put it is that he has a slightly flat bulge in the middle of his penis. The strap wasn’t the issue, although I usually let him do that part. Maybe he doesn't get it on properly? It always looks right to me, but I never really inspect it that closely. So, perhaps I should take over putting the strap around his balls. Is it weird that I’m afraid to do that, though? I mean, they’re so soft and he’s had a vasectomy, so I always want to be really careful with them. I’m always afraid I’ll hurt them if I play too ruff with them. I let him put them through the strap because I’m afraid of squishing them in the wrong way. Ok, I'm probably just being silly, but at least I care.

EDIT: I put the strap around him last night and it stayed on just fine for the first time. He wasn’t getting his balls all the way through and that was the problem. Oy. Anyway… I think I finally got him to figure out why it feels so good to him. He says it’s definitely not the ball strap because stimulation to those does nothing for him. He thinks it’s because it almost creates a vacuum and maybe that’s why it feels better than sex without it.

In addition to being able to cum through the Cerberus, it also forms to hubby’s penis to make the fantasy more realistic. Instead of having a plain canine cock, he looks like he’s got a canine version of his own penis. I love being able to see the form of hubby’s penis underneath the Cerberus! Plus, having the Crystal version is even better because you can see through the Cerberus. (No, that’s not hubby. He didn’t want his bits public and that’s just fine with me. They’re all mine and only I get to look at them. )

Excellent for intercourse. Just lube up the inside, slide in, then stretch the bottom around your/your partner’s balls. The sleeve adds just a little bit more girth and length, not that hubby needs it. I’ll be honest, it was a tight squeeze for me getting him in, but it felt great.

Perfect for positions which he doesn’t go real deep in me. Spooning seems to be the best position for us to use the Cerberus in. Although doggie style would be nice, hubby already goes a bit too deep sometimes with that and the little extra bit that the Cerberus adds starts to poke my cervix. I can take it down to about where the knot starts to widen, but not past it. It does feel good smacking against me, though.

He didn’t really say much about the ring being around his balls, but he’s not one for stimulation there. Any time I’ve tried it, he just says not to bother because he doesn’t feel much and it really doesn’t do anything for him. Still, kitty feels inclined every once in a while to play with the little balls of string.

The first time we used the Cerberus, he was surprised at how “intense it was at the end”. In my opinion, I think having the loop around his balls did contribute to it being “intense” for him. He’s never had that sensation before. Pair that with the slight ribbing and the squeezing of me and the Cerberus around him and you’ve got one hell of an ejaculation. Yeah, I can tell it’s pretty good for him at the end. More huffy puffy growling than normal before the Big Bad Wolf blows his load out. And then he just lays there for a few seconds. He never does that! I was wondering if he could even get up after the first time! lol

Ok, you’re probably wondering how well it can fit. Because Cerberus is made of 100% medical grade platinum silicone, it allows for superior strength and stretch. It has a 300% stretch rate. Don’t believe me?

Exhibit A:

Yup, that’s a soda bottle and that’s the Cerberus stretched around it. Crazy, huh? After seeing this, I had no worries that it would fit hubby.

Its interior size, when not stretched, is 6.1" long and 1.06" diameter (3.3" circumstance). It can stretch up to..well..probably almost any guy.

 

For guys that are smaller than 6.1” long, Fetish Zone offers adapters. The 3.75” adapters are also made of silicone and can be cut to any size. They have a concave edge to them and a hole down the middle to allow even the shorter guys to cum through the hole at the tip of the Cerberus.

The hole is small and you can’t really get anything down it to clean it. I would recommend boiling your adapter to sanitize it.

Two adapters easily turn the Cerberus into a dildo. Just lube them up and slip them in. The Cerberus feels great as a dildo and, because of the holes in the adapters and tip, I’m almost certain a homemade cum tube could be rigged up. The loop that would go around the balls makes a great handle for sliding the Cerberus in and out.

Material: Both the Cerberus and adapters are 100% medical grade platinum silicone.

Lube: It’s best to use water-based lubes on silicone toys. Silicone lube can react with silicone toys and cause them to melt or warp.

Cleaning: There are a number of ways to clean these: soap and water, boil for 3 minutes, or use a 10% bleach solution. You can even put the Cerberus in the dishwasher, as its safe up to 1200 degrees! There are also ready to use toy cleaners that are Anti-fungal and antibacterial that are great for quick cleaning.

Being the ever-curious kitty that I am, I just had to ask Fetish Zone how the Cerberus earned it’s name. This was the reply:

To answer your question... both my business partner and I are fursuiters and have attended a lot of conventions over the past four to five years years. In doing so,  we have heard countless people express their feeling about fulfilling their sexual fantasies as animals. With that in mind, we went after the holy grail in the furry world and began working on designing the first wearable K9 sheath. After spending over a year developing (designing, modeling and testing) Cerberus, we feel we have designed a product that allows both partners (gay or straight) to experience the incredible pleasure this toy provides from either solo (masturbation), anal or vaginal penetration. Cerberus is made from the finest medical grade silicone that can stretch to three times its size. Its interior is slightly ribbed to offer great pleasure to the wearer, along with a slightly thinner wall around the head area for greater stimulation. The complex design, is accomplished though a pain-staking 12-part mold, which allows a male to freely cum through the tip. Cerberus was named after the mythical creature from Greek and Roman mythology. Although this toy does not have three heads like in the stories of the famous hounds which guard the gates of  Hades, we felt it was a very fitting name for this K9, for the fantasies that it conjures up.

You can read more about the Cerberus mythology here. Including it in this already long review would’ve been a bit too much.

Rating: 5/5 Hubby and I love our Cerberus! I definitely have to thank Fetish Zone for helping my werewolf fantasy come true. I have loads of werewolf fantasies, but it’s hard not to with my big, fluffy hubby. If you want to get one for yourself, the price is $69.69. Hehe I love how even the price is naughty!

Fetish Zone also has a wearable horse model  in the works for all you equine lovers. You can follow fetish zone on Live Journal, Facebook, Fur Affinity, X-Tube, Fetlife & Twitter.

 

 

FTC Statement: The Cerberus and 2 Adapters were provided to True Pleasures for free by Fetish Zone in exchange for a review. This has not affected the opinions within the review.

1. I’ve had sex with hubby in my parents’ basement late at night while they were asleep.
2. I’ve role-play sexted hubby with doctor/patient, teacher/schoolgirl, and various others that I can’t remember. We did plenty, but those are the two that really stick out in my mind still after 3 years.
3. I’ve role-played over the phone with hubby. I still think about the whole Big Bad Wolf/Little Red Ridinghood role-play convo. *sigh*

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For quite a while now, I’ve been seeing mixed reviews on SaSi. Luckily, KamaSutraCloset has been kind enough to let me test one and find out for myself just how good it is.

SaSi is designed to simulate oral with a small, smooth massage head that undulates under a thin layer of soft silicone. From what little oral I’ve experienced, I’d say that SaSi comes pretty close.

Modes:

Favorites: In favorites mode, SaSi does what she’s told. She comes pre-programmed with 5 favorites which you can sift through by means of the left and right control buttons. I’d definitely start off here to familiarize yourself with the movements before trying to program anything.

To switch on, hold the middle button until SaSi vibrates once and the green light appears. To start, click the middle button again and the nub will start to move.

Learning: In learning mode, SaSi will move from one sensation to the next in an attempt to please you. If you’re not too fond of a particular motion, you can skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and be less likely to use that one in the future. If you like the current movement, you can press the “don’t stop” button in the middle and SaSi will remember to use it again next time.

SaSi will learn what you like and usually use that, but she will step outside of that from time to time to see if you’d like something else. Personally, I like that. I mean, if your partner does the same thing with oral sex every time, it’s going to get a little stale eventually.

To switch on, hold the middle button until SaSi vibrates once and the green light appears. Click the right button and the red light will appear. Click the middle button again and the nub will start to move. Learn will play each of the patterns for 20 seconds before moving to the next pattern. If you want to skip a pattern or go back, press the right or left button. If you decide you like a pattern, press the middle button. Both the green and red lights will appear and SaSi will learn this pattern and add it to your Favorites. You can choose up to five personal favorites.

Controls:

Although SaSi isn’t super-complicated, I do recommend going through the instruction booklet and fiddling around a bit to get the hang of SaSi’s controls before giving it a go. This isn’t a toy you can just pick up and use. You need to learn how to use it first. After you get the hang of it, it’s fairly easy. The directions can be a bit overwhelming at first, but there are plenty of detailed explanations to help you through the learning curve.

What I love about SaSi:

I love the fact that I get oral now! Woohoo! My last experience with oral was…um…well, it was at least 3-4 years ago when my hubby and I were dating. It felt good and I definitely let him know, but I’ve never gotten it since. Hmm… Wonder what’s up with that… He gets plenty of oral…

Anyway, being able to program SaSi with my favorites is nice. That way I don’t have to go through all of the settings just to find the one I want. However, I do like just having it go at me randomly. It makes the experience more organic. Since SaSi is simulating a partner giving oral, it makes it more realistic to me when I’m not sure what’s coming next.

I love the way SaSi feels on my clit and labia, but who says that’s the only place to use it? Try it anywhere a tongue would go! Personally, I think it’s interesting for tushie use. My back door needs some love, too! It’s nice on nipples, too. My neck is pretty sensitive, so it’s great there, too. (I keep using “too” a lot. Sorry! You’ll just have to put up with it! It’s a running gag!) If your guy is into it, you could let it play with his balls while you give him oral. Mine says he doesn’t get anything from me playing with them. Oh well. I like to play with them anyway.

What I wish from SaSi:

Ok, so I’m no expert on receiving oral. Like I said before my last, and only, experience was at least 3-4 years ago. There’s one thing I do know, though; I want faster tongue flicking! Sasi, in my experience, is best left for foreplay than for satisfaction through masturbation. Yes, you can speed Sasi up a little, but it’s just not enough for me when I’m getting close to orgasm. The slow licking is nice but, after a little while, I want a little more speed. The licking is supposed to have three speeds, but it seems like only two to me. If SaSi could learn to gradually speed up as I get close to orgasm, that would be perfect. However intuitive SaSi is about learning what I like, she hasn’t quite learned that yet. (And yes, I know she never will. I’m just trying to make a point.)

Which brings me to another point; the vibration. I find it hard to notice tongue part of Sasi when the vibration is going. (Ok. Haha. True can’t feel the tongue and vibrations at the same time, so she probably can’t chew gum and walk at the same time either. Smarty pants… ) I mean, I can still feel the tongue, but it’s just not as noticeable when the vibration is going. This, of course, makes using the vibration with the moving nub very frustrating.

Another thing, trying to position SaSi just right can take some time. And I also have trouble clicking the buttons when SaSi is on me. If I want to change something, I usually pick it up.

Vibration: There are 3 levels of intensity and 2 pulse patterns. It’s not the strongest vibration, but I’m used to vibes that might blast the clit off some girls.

Noise: Fairly quiet, but I can still hear it in the next room if the door isn’t shut.

Material: Silicone. The bottom cover is soft and the right thickness to let the nub move fluidly.

Power Source: Rechargeable (Plug in for 2 hours, charge lasts 2 hours). Comes with adapters for various countries (Australia/New Zealand, United Kingdom, Europe and USA/Canada/Japan)

Lube: Definitely use lube! This is designed to imitate oral, right? Well, you’ll need some lubrication to simulate the saliva that would be on your partner’s tongue if you were actually getting oral. Only use water-based lube with this silicone toy.

Cleaning: Wipe it down with a damp cloth or toy wipe. Don’t submerge in water or try to wash it under the sink. It is splash-proof, but that doesn’t mean it’s water-proof. The silicone skin can be taken off and washed, or even switched out for one of another color (SaSi comes in pink, purple, rose, and black.), but it’s a little tricky to get it on and off.

Packaging: The black storage box that it comes with stylish and discreet. Really, it would make a wonderful gift box. The bottom part of the box holds the cord, instructional booklet and adaptors.

SaSi is in the top part of the box, perched on a little silicone rest. The silicone rest keeps the bottom nice and clean for whenever your next use will be.

Ok. Enough of my jabber. I find videos to be very helpful, so here’s a nice little walk-through video of SaSi.

Rating: 4/5 I guess. I feel like I’m still trying to get used to SaSi. Plus, I’m still trying to figure out how I want to program the favorites. I mean, it’s great for foreplay, but I’d love to get to the point of mastering it and having an orgasm with it. I’m not sure if I’ll ever have the patience for that, though.

From other consumer comments I’ve looked at, SaSi seems to be a hit-or-miss product. Half of the time there are raves, half of the time there are rants. I’d say, if you usually want your orgasms fast, don’t get SaSi. It will only make you frustrated. However, if you’re one to take your time and really get into your masturbation sessions, go for it! Me? I dunno. I guess I’m kind of in between.

FTC Statement: SaSi was provided to True Pleasures for free by KamaSutraCloset in exchange for a review. This has not affected the opinions within the review.