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Base: water-based

Compatible With: all toys and latex

Ingredients: deionized water, xanthan gum, agar, organic aloe barbendensis leaf juice, natural extracts of lemon and vanilla bean, potassium sorbate, benzoic acid

Consistency: I’d said that Almost Naked is close to the consistency of a gel. Think of something more like hair gel without the stickiness. It has a good slip to it, but it’s not quite as slippery as my body’s own natural lubrication. I comes fairly close, though. Good Clean Love states that the agar in their personal lubricant is derived from seaweed. Agar is not derived from seaweed, but from red algae. It’s basically a gelling agent popularly used to make vegan gelatin desserts. If it actually did contain seaweed, it would be more slippery. NuruGel is a massage gel made with seaweed and you DO NOT want to slip on that on your bathroom floor.

Duration: Almost Naked has lasted long enough for each one of our uses of it. If you find that it starts to dry up, you can reactivate it with a wet kiss or a bit of water.

Stain: no stains

Suitable for Water Play: No. Water will reactivate the slip of this lube, but it will wash it away after a while. Silicone-based lubes are always best for water play.

Scent: It smells sort of medicinal or something, like a doctor’s waiting room. The scent is very strange. It sort of reminds me of my grandma, which is not a good thing. It’s kind of like opening a bottle of vanilla extract with a very slight hint of lemon. It’s definitely extract (because it smells like vanilla bean in alcohol) and not a soft vanilla. So, I suppose the “Almost” in ”Almost Naked” is the smell. The natural smell of your genitals and taste of your own body’s lubrication and/or cum can be affected by what you eat, but I doubt many people actually smell like lemon and vanilla extract. The scent isn’t over-powering, but I don’t really like it.

Taste: At first, it’s sort of tasteless and coats the tip of my tongue that I used to lick it after. I’m not sure I liked the feel of it. I did notice a slight vanilla taste a little bit afterwards, though. I wouldn’t recommend this lube for oral.

Rating: 4/5 I love knowing that what I’m using on my husband and myself is completely safe. I don’t have to worry about parabens, petrochemicals, or anything else. It’s just that the smell left on my skin is kind of funky. Maybe the Lavender Rose lubricant from Good Clean Love would be better.

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1. I accidently left a vibrator out Monday.
2. I masturbated just to bring my period on sooner and to ease the pain. Orgasms can help relax the muscles and prevent cramps from making you feel like you want to crawl into a corner and die.
3. Ok, not really naughty but just gross, I guess. I was really pissed at hubby one night, so I farted on his pillow when he was taking his shower. I felt spiteful, ok?

I just found out I was nominated for an award by Nanny over the weekend! She nominated me for being a wonderful and helpful friend. And if you’re reading this, Nanny, your questions are not stupid! Don’t worry about it, ok? *hugs* And she says my bubbly personality has saved her from having totally craptastic days. Glad someone appreciates my perkiness. Hubby has a tendency to be none too pleased with it. Apparently, I get “out of hand” with it. Whatever.

Anyway, on to the rules that come with the award!

The rules are:

1. Thank the giver!

2. In your post accepting your award write what Being A Lady means to You.

3. Give this award to whom You want to, and tell them why they are a Real Lady to you.

Here we go!

1. Thank you, Nanny! You’re a sweetheart! ♥

2. Well, I can hear my mom in my head saying, “That’s not lady-like!”. hehe So, I guess by definition that my mom gave me, being a lady means being not being gross (IE farting, picking your teeth, not dressing like a hooker out in public, etc) and being courteous, polite, helpful, fun and loving. My mom was never really hoity toity, she always has fun no matter what and has tried to teach me not to take life too seriously. She treats others the way she would like to be treated (most of the time she treats them even better) and is always there for me. I guess to me, being a lady means bringing joy to the lives of those you love and having compassion when they’re hurting. You don’t have to be all frills and lace with afternoon tea. Just spread the love and make sure your friends and family know you love them with all your heart. Do what you can to make them happy. It’ll always come back to you. Karma: what goes around, comes around.

3. I want to pass this on to @UrNaughtyAngel from Twitter. Not sure if she has a blog yet, but she can keep it for when she does. As many of you probably know, I tend to have quite a few issues with hubby. Pretty much every time I’ve opened my yap to complain, she’s been there to comfort me through tweets or DMs. She’s unbelievably sweet and gives me the warm fuzzies. Love you, @UrNaughtyAngel! xoxo

UTI’s are commonly known as cystitis in women and urethritis in men. Unless treated early on, UTI’s can develop into more serious infections.  You should consult your doctor if you suspect you have a UTI. Symptoms can be found here.

There are some natural ways to treat UTI’s. You should always consult your doctor before self-medicating, though. Pregnant women should not use essential oils and everyone should be careful what herbal remedies they use. Just because it’s herbal doesn’t mean there can’t be side effects!

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• Drink Cranberry Juice: Cranberry juice can help treat and prevent bladder infections because it makes the walls of the bladder slippery and prevents bacteria from gaining a hold.
        
  • You can try a yummy cran-apple recipe to help fight your UTI. Drink 6 glasses daily of this recipe at the first sign of an infection. If you’re prone to infections, drink 2 glasses a day as a preventative measure.
           
    • 2fl oz (60ml) water
    • 4fl oz (125ml) unsweetened cranberry juice
    • 2fl oz (60ml) unsweetened apple juice

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• Flush Out Bacteria With Water: Drinking 6 glasses of water a day helps flush the body of problem-causing bacteria and can help prevent infections

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• Urinate Before And After Sex If You’re Prone: Just make sure you’re not holding any urine in. If you have to pee, then pee.

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• Drink Parsley Tea: Parsley is a naturally diuretic (meaning it’ll make you tinkle often) and helps to cleanse the body of infectious organisms.
       
  • To flush out the bladder, you should drink the following ingredients over a period of 3 hours to flush yourself out:
         
    • 1/2 cup (20g) coarsely chopped fresh parsley
    • 2 quarts (2.5 liters) water
         
  • Simmer the mixture for 5 minutes in a covered pot, steep for 15 minutes, strain and drink.

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• Drink Uva Ursi Tea: Uva Ursi is a potent antiseptic that combats UTI’s.
       
  • Make the tea with the following ingredients:
         
    • 1 cup (250ml) boiling water
    • 1 teaspoon dried uva ursi leaves
           
  • Pour the boiling water over the leaves, cover, steep for 15 minutes, strain, and drink 3 cups daily at the first sign of an infection. Continue drinking this tea for 3 days after the symptoms subside. Alternately, you can take half a teaspoon of an uva ursi tincture three times a day in a small amount of warm water. Don’t drink cranberry juice while you are taking uva ursi because the alkaline in the cranberries lessen the antiseptic properties of the uva ursi!

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• Make a Super Tea to Fight the Infection: Uva Ursi, echinacea, and goldenseal are a very effective infection-fight threesome.
        
  • Make a blend of these ingredients to fight the infection:
    • 1fl oz (30ml) uva ursi extract
    • 1/2fl oz (15ml) echinacea extract
    • 1/2fl oz (15ml) goldenseal extract
        
  • Combine all these extracts in a dark glass bottle. This is to prevent light from getting to the extracts and spoiling them. Shake the bottle well and take 1 teaspoon of this mixture in a small amount of water 4 times a day. WARNING: Avoid goldenseal if you have high blood pressure or are pregnant!

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• Take a Sandalwood Bath: Aside from smelling nice, you’ll also be able to ease pelvic discomfort that accompanies bladder infections. Sandalwood is actually used in Ayurvedic medical practice to treat UTI’s.
      
  • Add 10 drops of sandalwood essential oil to a bath of warm water and soak for 20 minutes. Repeat daily until the infection has subsided.

Ref: “1001 Natural Remedies”, Laurel Vukovic

While searching for animated graphics of octopi, squid, and aliens flailing their tentacles around for my “Battle of the Tentacle Dildos!” post, I just couldn’t help but feel the need to get some of them out to play.

Sept 21

“Tiny”, my small Tentacle Dildo from Bad Dragon, wiggled his way into my nethers. Of course, tentacles usually don’t come to harass you by themselves. Tentacles cum in groups. (Yes, I had to make the pun. Deal with it. )

I got out my TailStretcher from Bad Dragon for my tail hole. It has the same squish to it as the tentacle, and it’s fairly similar to one. Why didn’t I get out another one of my tentacle dildos? Well, I just wanted something easy to slide in and I love my TailStretcher. Alternating the TailStretcher and Tentacle Dildo with it’s little squiddy balls base rubbing against my clit felt great. A perfect release to the torturous task of searching for wiggly tentacle graphics.

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Sept 22

While actually writing out the “Battle of the Tentacle Dildos” post, I had the urge again. This time, my original Tentacle Dildo from Whipspider was wanting a nice warm, wet place to wriggle into. I got out my TailStretcher (afterall, what’s a good session of tentacle sex without at least two holes occupied?) and slid that in first. I sat down while lubing the Tentacle Dildo up a bit and the TailStretcher slid in further than I’d ever had it before. I think I need to sit on it more often. Anyway, trying to get the Tentacle Dildo in was a bit of a tight fit.

I could barely keep both in me and, after a while, I downgraded my tushie toy to the Tantus Ripple. Well, the orgasm from the Tentacle Dildo rocking against my g-spot pushed the Tantus Ripple out of me before I was even done. Oh well. Still felt great!

Then hubby wanted me when he got home from work, so I pulled out the We-Vibe. I think I was a bit sensitive from playing with myself earlier because that was a REALLY good romp! Of course that meant I’d want even more later… So, I snuck hubby’s Clone-a-Willy clone into me while he was sleeping. Yeah, I know. I was super horny yesterday.

Yeah, I know I haven’t been keeping up with The Masturbation Diaries posts for a long time now. Things have been so friggin’ busy.   Plus, I just finished editing my blog template and I’ve been trying to set up a non-naughty review blog. Right now, I’ve got a couple reviews for iviscents (Psst! There’s discount codes in the reviews! ) in the works. You can look forward to more reviews on natural bath & body products, teas, etc. Please go check it out!

Five tentacles enter the ring! Who will win?

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The Whipspider Tentacle: It has dual rows of raised suckers going all the way down to the base, which is rather large. It’s tapered to make it easier to insert and is curved for g-spot stimulation. It also glows in the dark and is made of pure silicone.

Pros: Great design, colors have a slight shimmer, glows in the dark, tapers from a wide base for easy insertion and a great full-up feeling, good for g-spot stim, made of pure silicone

Cons: Not customizable unless you directly contact the manufacturer(What you see is what you get when you order it from EdenFantasys. You can’t get custom colors, hardness, cum tubes, etc like you would with Bad Dragon), base can be a little tricky to hold onto if your hands are slick with lube or your own juices and is not suitable for anal play (base isn’t wide enough to keep your tush from sucking it up whole)

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Smooth & Easily Flexed

(Click to see review)

The Whipspider Tentacle Jr.: It’s slimmer than the original, a bit taller, flexible and sports double rows of suckers that aren’t as pronounced. There’s a small curve for g-spot stimulation.

Pros: colors have a slight shimmer, glows in the dark, is flexible enough to give that wriggly tentacle feeling, plush, smooth and shiny, made of pure silicone

Cons: Not customizable unless you directly contact the manufacturer(What you see is what you get when you order it from EdenFantasys. You can’t get custom colors, hardness, etc like you would with Bad Dragon), base can be a little tricky to hold onto if your hands are slick with lube or your own juices and is not suitable for anal play (base isn’t wide enough to keep your tush from sucking it up whole), not as filling and the suckers aren’t as pronounced as the original Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks.

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The Octopussy (AKA Icicles No. 24): This beautiful hunk of glass sports dual rows of suckers, complimented by a veiny texture underneath. Warm it up, cool it down, rub your clit against the handle and just have a good time!

Pros: Great design, easy-to-grip handle, texture on both sides for optimum pleasure

Cons: Not customizable (What you see is what you get.) It’s a little too textured for me to use it anally. Also this may not be the right toy for those who want a more realistic tentacle.

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The Bad Dragon Tentacle: Has dual rows of raised suckers at the base that turn into a single row towards the tip. It tapers from a larger base and looks like it has squidy testicles (Squiddy balls! Haven’t had those, but I have had octopus balls <takoyaki>). Made of pure silicone with custom colors, softness, and sizes.

Pros: Very customizable (colors {including splits and fades}, 3 choices of firmness of material, gives a more wriggly feeling than a full-up feeling with the small Tentacle (I’m really debating whether to get a medium and what colors. Is it so wrong to want another one?), flexible, easy to hold base and suitable for anal play, made of pure silicone

Cons: Well, it doesn’t glow, but it’s good enough to not need it.

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The Zeta Paws Tentacle: It reminds me more of a tentacle a space monster would have. Curved slightly forward with a total of four large suckers and a large base.

Pros: Interesting design and gorgeous coloration, suitable for anal, there is a list of colors you can pick from

Cons: It’s a “gel toy” which means its PVC and wreaks like a new shower curtain. Phthalates, probably. It has to be coated with baby powder before storage because it will sweat. I’ve only used it once with a condom and it’s been sitting sealed up in the closet since then. It would be an interesting piece of art to display but it smells so bad and makes the whole room smell if left out in the open. Plus, I took a look at it the other day and the base is starting to discolor.

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So, who wins?

The Bad Dragon Tentacle Dildo!

• prominent suckers
• realistic texture and appearance that mimics a real tentacle the best
• suitable for anal and comfortable
• only one made of pure silicone that can be customized to whatever softness you want (med is perfect!)
• largest list of color choices now including glow-in-the-dark, plus the option to choose custom coloration
• only one to come in 3 sizes

I love it so much, I now own one in each size!

1. The strawberry buns I made almost look like they have a set of boobs. Sorry, no pics. Hubby ate them all already.
2. I’ve made a cocksicle!
3. I’ve made a gummy cock!

Before I get too far into the details, let me assure you that this kit is completely safe (and that this will be an INSANELY LONG review. You’ve been warned). If it wasn’t safe, I wouldn’t have subjected hubby to it and I certainly wouldn’t be using the replica of him inside me. The molding powder is made from seaweed. The casting material used is a highly specialized, organic thermoset polymer. It resists break down even when exposed to silicone or petroleum based lubricants, heat, cold, or other extremes. You may smell a slight out-gassing until it reaches its full, cured state. The sweet smell is actually an amine. Amines are commonly found in ingestible drugs, and are completely safe.

Your basic instructions:

• Get an erection and keep it
• Mix the molding powder with water quickly
• Get the mix into the tube and onto the erection ASAP
• Wait a few minutes for it to firm up
• Remove and wait 2-4 hours
• Mix the two jars of goo together and pour that into the mold
• Wait 24 hours
• Enjoy your cock replica!

Ok, our first experience trying to mold hubby with the Clone-a-Willy Kit wasn’t the best, but that was our fault. While I was mixing the molding powder and water, I told hubby to go trim himself. Well, he went soft and I tried to suck him hard as fast as I could but the gel had already set and all we got to mold was his head. Fat lot of good that did us.

So, I got another and attempted the molding process again. As soon as he was hard, I rushed in and mixed everything and gave him the tube, thinking it would be best to let him mold himself. (Silly me ) I had figured everything went alright this time since it was all the way on and hubby hadn’t said anything. I helped him pull the mold off. It let go after gently pulling at it for a bit and made a funky “schlup!” sound.

Since the directions said to let the mold sit for 2-4 hours before pouring in the silicone-like molding material, I waited for 2 hours, mixed up the gunk, and poured it in. The kit comes with two jars of goo that are mixed to make the silicone-like molding material. One is pink and the other is somewhat opaque. I was a little skeptical of how well the finished product would look with the pink goo that had to be mixed in, but it turned out to be fairly close to a natural skin color when it was finished.

It doesn’t say anything in the directions about it, but I do advise gently tapping the bottom of the tube to get the bubbles out of the molding material. Just keep lightly tapping it for a minute or so. Aside from getting the bubbles out, it’ll help the material to get in every nook and cranny. Just pretend it’s a pan of muffins or something. Your mom taught you to tap the bottom of the pan to get the bubbles out, right?

Yes, it comes with a vibrator. It’s pretty strong and I’ve been enjoying it quit a bit just for clit stimulation.

I didn’t use it in the mold, though. I didn’t need to. I thought it was strange that I had enough silicone-like molding material to fill the mold, but I didn’t give it much thought at that point. Really, I didn’t want the vibrator in there, so I figured it just worked out better that way.

So, 24 hours had gone by and I was so eager to see the finished copy of my hubby that I just could’ve exploded! Now came the tricky part, getting it out without damaging the mold. I already had the bright idea to reuse it for candy molds and whatnot, so I couldn’t screw up the mold. I gently slid my finger in to separate the dildo from the mold, but it just wasn’t coming loose. I ended up shaking the tube upside-down to get the entire contents out and massaged the molding gel until the dildo slipped out. After I got the dildo out, I slipped the mold back into the tube to use again later.

How did it turn out? When I pulled it out it wasn’t an erection, it was a chubby… Dammit… I called hubby in and asked what happened. He said he thinks he started to go soft right when he stuck himself into the mold because he was worried about getting it perfect this time. Poor thing. Of all the times to have performance anxiety… 

Well, I would’ve loved a replica of his erection, but his chubby is cute and I can’t bare to think of throwing it away and trying it again. I mean, it’s a replica of my husband for Pete’s sake! (Does anyone know who this Pete guy is and why we always say for his sake? ) How can I throw a piece of my husband away? Especially his cute chubby that I feel the need to nuzzle every time I go into the bedroom? Besides, I found out later that it’s better I didn’t get his full erection while I was using the mold to make a popsicle.

The dildo came out almost perfectly. I can see the folds of his foreskin and other details perfectly. The only part I was disappointed in was the head. The molding gel didn’t get around the bottom edge of the head properly and made little dimples and what looked like a wart. I removed that before taking the picture. You can still see some little clumps around the edge of the head.

The finished dildo is rather solid. It’s not plush or squishy in the slightest. Still, the other morning with it was amazing. Hubby had morning wood and I was trying to take advantage of it. He wouldn’t have any of that and wanted to tease me for a while. Eventually, he got his clone off the nightstand and started going at me with that while I played with and stroked him. After a few minutes, he decided to flip me onto my back, spread my legs over his shoulders and continue to thrust his clone into me while I gave him a hand-job. Needless to say, I got covered in cum and had to take a shower. That’s the first time that ever happened, and I wouldn’t mind it happening again. Hopefully having a clone of hubby will encourage him to be naughtier with using sex toys on me.

It doesn’t feel exactly like him, but it’s pretty close. The thing I miss is the softness of his skin and the slight plushness of him. I mean, even though he’s got a rock hard erection, his head is still plush.

Harness-Compatible: Possibly, if you make the base wide enough.

Material: thermosetting polymer

Lubes: Water-based or silicone-based are fine

Cleaning: Plain old soap and water or toy cleaner.

Just a helpful video to guide you through the process of creating your own clone with the Clone-a-Willy Kit available at Babeland.

On to Making the Cocksicle!

What’s sexier than watching your partner suck on a candy copy of you?

Empire Labs told me I could reuse the mold 3-4 times if I kept it submerged in water between uses to keep it from drying out. That’s great, but I wanted something I could clean and sanitize and not have to worry about keeping moist. I had left the first failed mold to dry out so I could reuse the tube. I noticed after a while that a very small spot (probably mold) was starting to form. I decided right then that it probably wouldn’t be safe to use it repeatedly as a food mold.

This led me to a product called Amazing Mold Putty (Available at Hobby Lobby, most likely with a 40% off coupon. They have a coupon every week. If it’s not 40% this week, just wait. They’ll have another. I promise.). It’s non-toxic and safe for use with food.

I set to work mixing up some plaster to make another replica. I didn’t want to use my good one for fear of the Amazing Mold Putty reacting with the material. I let that set for probably 30 hours or so. I wasn’t sure how long it would take that to set. I made sure it had a decent base to it so it wouldn’t fall over while trying to make another mold from it. I also carved off the imperfections from the problems with the first mold. No more under-head warts!

Next, I mixed the Amazing Mold Putty. It comes with a tube of white putty and a tube of yellow putty. You have to mix them together and make sure they’re blended properly before applying. I plopped the cap of the Clone-a-Willy Kit tube onto where the head of the penis is so that I could use that as a base. That’s what that black thing on the top is, just in case you were wondering. You only have a few minutes to work with it, but it has to set for 30 minutes to firm up.

It took a while to get the finished mold off the plaster penis. Eventually, it started to rip. The instructions said not to worry and to just hold the mold together with a rubberband or something. So, I did. It has about 3 cock rings *ahem* I mean, rubberbands around it. I filled it with 100% fruit juice. I had just made a jug of this the day before. (White Grape Raspberry)

Of course, if it’s going to be a cocksicle, it’s going to need a stick. Well…there weren’t any popsicle sticks in the apartment, so I decided to improvise. I took the opportunity to treat myself to a hot cup of tea and used the leftover stick from the honey spoon. The aluminum foil is to keep it in place. It’s just like the ice cube tray popsicles you used to make as a kid. Remember when Lamb Chop taught you how to make them? I’m not the only one who watched her, right?

This was the result --------------------------------->  Getting it out was a bit tricky. The mold ended up ripping more, but that doesn’t really matter. If you put enough rubberbands around it, it won’t leak and you can use it again. Looks yummy, doesn’t it? Well, I couldn’t manage to get the whole thing in my mouth. Somehow his dick is fatter when it has a chubby than when it’s erect. How that makes any sense, I have no idea.   I mean, it sort of flattens out a bit when fully erect, so maybe that’s the deal. His chubby is completely round, so I can’t stretch my mouth around it. I can’t unhinge my jaw. I’m not a snake, y’know!

How About a Gummy Cock?

Sure. Why not? And yes, I know there are gummy peckers out there that I could buy but they’re just not the same as a gummy replica of hubby. Somehow, sucking on a gummy cock that’s not hubby’s just seems wrong to me…

Anyway, I did find a recipe for vegan gummies involving juice and agar-agar, but that didn’t turn out so well. Since it made a whole bunch, I put the extra in a chocolate mold for round little rosettes. A few minutes later, I had homemade super balls. They were gritty and bounced pretty high if I threw them on the floor. I didn’t even worry about letting the vegan gummy cock set up. I scooped all that slop out and started over.

On to attempting a gummy cock with Jello! Yes, Jello. This turned out much better, but you need to make sure you give it enough time to set up. Of course, I was too impatient… Oh well. Definitely make sure to dust your mold with corn starch to prevent your gummy cock from sticking. You can use whatever flavor you’d like. The recipe is pretty simple.

You’ll need:

• 3 packages gelatin (packages that come in a box each package represents about 3/4 tablespoon)
• 2 tablespoons flavored Jello packages with no sugar
• 1 tablespoon Kool-Aid (flavor to match Jello)
• 1/2 cup ice water
• corn starch
• Optional: another tablespoon of unflavored gelatin
• Optional: 1/4 cup of evaporated cane sugar (crystallized)

Dust the mold with corn starch and stick that in the freezer for later. Mix the gelatin with the Kool-Aid and Jello. Slowly add the gelatin, Kool-Aid, and Jello to 1/2 of a cup of water. Mix well in a bowl, not too fast but not too slow. Allow to stand until mixture looks slushy or watery. Microwave the mixture on high for 1 minute and 15 seconds (or just until the top of the mixture bubbles or foams). Carefully fill the mold with an with the now runny mixture. Put the mold in a freezer overnight. Remove from freezer, and remove the candy from the candy molds. Store them in airtight containers or Ziplock bag.

To Make it Sweeter:

Add about another tablespoon of unflavored gelatin and about a 1/4 cup of evaporated cane sugar (crystallized).

Other Ideas:

Chocolate - Although that would be quite a bit of chocolate to eat. Not that a lot of chocolate is a bad thing. The best way to do this would be to melt chocolate chips in a double boiler, that way the chocolate doesn’t burn. You can use various candy chips such as mint, peanut butter or white chocolate for some variety or add in little candy bits. Your choice.

Ice Cream – Make sure that it hardens properly and then maybe dip it in melted chocolate to give it a nice shell.

Simple Vanilla Ice Cream (no eggs) for a 1.5 quart Ice Cream Maker

• 2 cups heavy cream, chilled
• 1 cup whole milk, chilled
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Mix all the ingredients together until the sugar is dissolved. Switch your ice cream maker ON and pour the mix into the chute while the paddle is moving. You’ll have soft serve in about 30 minutes. Use a plastic spatula and spoon that into your cock mold. Tap the bottom to make sure the ice cream fills every crevice. Make sure to include a popsicle stick so you can get it out! Let it freeze for 24 hours before attempting to remove it from the mold.

Something with a Creamy Center – I’m not sure what, but something with a creamy center would be such a great idea for this mold. I can’t get the idea of vanilla ice cream with a honey center out of my head. I blame the lahua honey ice cream from Haagen Dazs (which has been discontinued). Also in my head, something like a Cadbury egg. A chocolaty cream-filled cock would be a nice present from the Easter Bunny. *remembers the time she stuck her black and red satin bunny ears on hubby…sexy bunny boy…commence bunny boy fantasy with Cadbury egg style cock…drools…)

A Candle: Yes, I’ve seen it done.

Soap: It would make a great prelude to shower sex.

Verdict: 5/5 I love my Clone-a-Willy Kit! It’s been loads of fun to experiment with. My crafty side, my chef side, and my horny quirky trouble-maker side..all are satisfied. (And yes, I had to be like King Julien XIII and say that.) The possibilities are endless and my imagination never rests.

Seriously think about investing in a Clone-a-Willy Kit from Babeland. I promise you that you’ll have loads of fun with it!

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