1.What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before?
I’ve started actively shopping for clothes without complaining! Seriously, I’ve always hated shopping for clothes and still wear some stuff from middle school, but I really think changing my wardrobe will help me feel better about myself.

2.Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I can’t even remember what my new years’ resolutions were. This year, I’m going to work hard on my baggage, my cooking, my writing, and my marriage. Plus, I’m working on getting new clothes so I can be a happier, sexier me. All my clothes are so plain right now… and that makes me feel plain.

3.Did anyone close to you give birth?
No, but my cousin is due sometime in May, I think. There’s a family betting pool on which day she’ll give birth.

4.Did anyone close to you die?
Yes, Little Brother, the family cat. He was with us for more than half of my life. We didn’t have him from a kitten, and we don’t know when he was born, but he had to be at least 16 when he had to be put down. The poor thing was blind and caught pneumonia.

5.What countries did you visit?
None.

6.What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
Peace of mind.

7.What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I will forever remember August 1st. I have NEVER been happier to be home. I’ve been to hell and back. “Vacation” with my ditzy in-laws at their dirty, bacteria-smelling hovel in a trailer park, then home to my nice, clean apartment and lots of awesome sex due to the insane amount of teasing hubby did when we were at his parents. Full details here.

OMG OMG OMG HOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!! Ahahahaha! We’re home! We’re home! Look how clean it is and how good it smells!

8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I’ve learned to do quite a bit of coding for my blog by myself without techie hubby’s help. I’m l337 now!

9.What was your biggest failure?
I speak my mind too much sometimes. It gets me in trouble. That’s all I’m going to say about that.

10.Did you suffer illness or injury?
I had the stomach flu twice. You won’t believe the amount of times I’ve hurled this year.   In 24 hours, I puked 14 times. Of course, hubby kept coming in to check on me. Just let me lay on the bathroom floor and die already, ok? I did not want him to see me like that.

11.What was the best thing you bought?
Tentacles. Lots of tentacles. I think I bought about 4 new ones this year.

12.Whose behavior merited celebration?
Hubby. I know he’s trying hard to help me with the baggage he gave me for royally screwing up our relationship early on. He was wonderful during the “vacation” and gave me lots of reassurance and support.

13.Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Hubby’s did. Sometimes I feel like I’m the man of the house. He’s so moody sometimes and he nags me more than my mother ever did! Man up!

14.Where did most of your money go?
It went to pay the college tuition/loans and the monthly bill for hubby’s stupid invention that will probably never get anywhere. I really wish he’d stop pouring our money down the drain on that…

15.What events did you get really, really, really excited about?
The day we got on the plane in Oregon to come back home to Missouri! Bye-bye stupid in-laws and your stinky hovel! Ahahahaha!! Yeah!!!

16.What song will always remind you of 2010?
I have no idea.

17.Compared to this time last year, are you:
i.happier or sadder? Happier.
ii.thinner or fatter? About the same.
iii.richer or poorer? Slightly richer.

18.What do you wish you’d done more of?
Sleep and sex.

19.What do you wish you’d done less of?
Stress out.

20.How will you be spending Christmas?
I spent Christmas with hubby and my family.

21.Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
Mom. Nobody else really calls me.

22.Did you fall in love in 2010?
Nope. Fell in love at age 16 and have been in love ever since. (24 now)

23. How many one-night stands?
None.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
I hate a lot of celebrities, some are new but I’ve always hated most of them.

26. What was the best book you read?
I just got a book from Babeland called “I Love Female Orgasm”. It’s a great read; very quirky, fun, and chock full of information!

27. What was your greatest musical discovery or rediscovery?
           I adore this song! I really want to learn their dance!

28. What did you want and get?
I wanted nothing. I got some cookies, candies, goodies, and plenty of money.

29. What did you want and not get?
I didn’t really want anything in particular. I mean, I have lots of stuff.

30. What were your favorite films of this year?
Um… What came out this year? I don’t really watch movies that much… Uh… Oh! I know! How to Train Your Dragon! Yeah! Toothless is so cute!

31.What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Sex, soup, and snoozing. My 24th birthday was definitely my best birthday so far. Full details here.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
An inch or two in growth for my breast would have been awesome. Grow, darnit!   Been trying natural breast enlargement techniques like massage, exercise, hypnosis, herbs, etc.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2010?
Bland. I have a lot of the same shirts only in different colors. I’m so sick of it.

34. What kept you sane?
The walk-in closet in the bedroom kept me sane. When I’m sad/depressed/upset, I like to hide in small enclosed spaces. For a while, it was the bathroom, but this apartment has a nice closet I can hide in and cry. It’s more sound-proof than the bathroom.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most/least?
I hate all of them, pretty much.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Political issue? I have an issue with politics.

37. Whom did you miss?
I miss grandpa, all my sweet little squeakies (pet mice), and Little Brother (family cat). I’ll see you all again when I get my wings.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
That would have to be all my new Twitter friends. They’re absolute sweethearts and always try to help me and pump me up.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Stop saying sorry for everything! It’s not your fault! If you start wanting to say it, just think of “Sorry Sorry” by Super Junior and let it go!

40. Do you have any lost feelings of others.
Lost feelings of others? I’m not really sure what that means.

41.Quote a song that sums up your year:

Um… Most of the music I listen to is foreign and I have no idea what they’re singing. So, I can’t really do this one.

Meme from Jenn.nu

Yes, there is a female version of blue balls and I have it right now.

First of all, let me explain what “blue balls” is.

When a male is horny, blood rushes to his genitals and *poof!* an erection! If arousal goes on for an extended period of time without ejaculation, this causes vasocongestion. Vasocongestion is the accumulation of blood in the blood vessels of a region of the body, especially the genitals. This causes his balls to swell (normal swelling during erection is 20% but can increase over extended periods of arousal), become sore, and possibly take on a blue tint.

Female Blue Balls, or Blue Vulva

Just like men, women have a surge of blood towards their genitals when they are aroused. When aroused, the labia, vagina, and clitoris swell and lubricate. So, women are more likely to feel this soreness in the labia, clitoris, and the outer third of the vagina. There’s also the possibility of the vulva darkening due to the presence of extra blood.

This is what I’ve been dealing with. My labia feel so swollen and sore right now. I’ve been pretty frisky since yesterday evening after sucking hubby off, and I still haven’t gotten anything myself. Although he knows I’m frisky, he keeps brushing me off just to drive me nuts. Yes, I could try to take care of myself, but he’d probably catch me, stop me, and make things worse by getting me even more sore.

The Remedy

Plain and simple, to fix blue balls or blue vulva, you need an orgasm. After orgasm the body can return to a relaxed, non-excited state. Tension is released by the pulsations of muscles coming to orgasm or expelling ejaculate, and arteries and veins return to their normal size and functioning as blood quickly drains from the genitals, relieving pressure and reducing their usual size.

No orgasms means no relief. Both genders can experience a feeling of aching or heaviness in the genital and pelvic areas, because of vasocongestion. It’s very uncomfortable, but it’s not damaging to your health. There are other remedies for blue balls/blue vulva. These include application of an ice pack or warm compress to the genitals, or a cold shower. I always wondered why guys take cold showers. Really, I’d rather masturbate or have intercourse, but I guess when that’s your only option…

 

My Weird Me Statement:

The best way for me to fall asleep is to fantasize. I think I’ve been doing it since middle school at least. I can turn almost anything into a fantasy. Most bedtime fantasies come from revisions of tv shows or movies. I have my favorites, but sometimes I get burned out on them. Whenever I can't go into a fantasy, I have trouble sleeping. However, if I'm doing it while watching TV with hubby or something, I have trouble staying awake.

I’m kinda thinking maybe I should write some of them out. Most of them would turn out somewhat fanfic-like. I dunno. Maybe if I have the time. It’s late, though. Time for a shower and some naughty bedtime stories! (In my head, of course.)

This weeks naughty list is a question and answer one. Click the picture above to be directed to the original post. In the linky section read the blog before yours and answer the question that person asked. Once you answer your question you must ask a question for the next person to answer.

This is the question I have to answer: Do you have a fantasy that you wish to do in 2011?

My Answer: Living out any of my fantasies where hubby is the dom would be great. Even though he calls me the pet, it’s just a game. Power is fairly equal between us. Ever since I can remember, I’ve had a thing for villains. It’s just the whole power thing, I guess. Evil laughter is so hot… Also hot are glaring, sneering, smirking, growling, and any type of force or dominance.

Anybody remember Mozenrath from the Aladdin TV series? I was so obsessed with him. Lucky for me, I snagged a guy that looks a lot like him. Just picture Mozey with a goatee and Jasmine’s skin tone.

 

Favorite Fantasy (From an episode clip that I probably don’t remember correctly):

Aladdin – whatever, some random guy, it doesn’t matter

Jasmine – Me

Mozenrath – hubby

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Jasmine “Aladdin!” *scurries over and struggles to pull him from the quick sand*

Mozenrath *evil chuckle + a slightly playful patronizing voice* A girl of action. Where are the tears little princess? *in a dangerous voice* Beg me for mercy! (<—The way he says that makes me melt…)

*energy shoots out of his gauntlet and Jasmine is blown back away from the quick sand*

And that’s where the clip ends and naughtiness ensues. What happens changes every time. So, you can make up whatever ending you want. Bottom line, she’s knocked back helpless and he’s a power-hungry villain. You do the math.

I would SO love to live this out…

My question for the next person doing the Naughty List this week is: What, if any, cartoon characters have you crushed on? Don’t forget the naughty details!

I stumbled across an architectural company a little while ago and fell in love with a couple of their pieces. The company is called Because We Can. How awesome is that? They specialize in commercial interiors, large furniture pieces and buildings. For all of you trying to go “green”, they use eco-friendly materials, non-toxic finishes and sustainable business practices.

Anyway… On to the awesome tentacle finds!

This is a bar that they were working on for Three Rings Design. The whole theme’s inspiraction comes from HG Wells, 20000 Leagues Under The Sea, images of The Nautilus from drawings and from Disney. There’s much more to the bar, but I just really love the octopus on the top of the bar. It’s inlay done with solid core apple-ply. This is done with a CNC router.

I really wish I could create something like this. I have the artistic skills, but I lack the knowledge, space, and tools to do this sort of work.

 

Here’s the top while the inlay is being put in. It was stained with water based, non-VOC stain. VOC (Volatile Organic Compounds) refers to organic chemical compounds which have significant vapor pressures and which can affect the environment and human health. Those obnoxious fumes make me sick.

 

This is the bar in it’s entirety. I love the bar top, but I’m not so sure about the rest of it. I think it’s the colors that bother me. I tend to prefer darker things. Change the teal to black and the orange to plum. Then you might have me hooked. I do love how the lighting is set inside the arches, though.

Mostly, I just love this for the octopus. There’s probably no way I’d let hubby use the bar top. Don’t set anything on it! Don’t cut anything on it! Don’t touch it!

Tentacle Pillow Fight!

I..want..this..pillow… I just do… When I’m cold and want to snuggle, I could just wrap this around me and dream sweet tentacle dreams.

You know, this would make very interesting sex furniture. You know, like Liberator? Tentacle sex pillow… Yeah, I like the sound of that. And having a pillow fight with this thing might be somewhat arousing.

I know this was make for a 20000 Leagues Under The Sea theme, and it probably wasn’t meant to be naughty… I just can’t help myself sometimes. My mind automatically concocts naughty thoughts whenever tentacle things are involved. Sorry…

Yeah, that thing is 12ft long. Can you believe that? I can’t believe how perfect the suckers are. They look like perfect circles. I wonder how that was done… and how I could make one for myself… and pass it off as “normal” to hubby… hmm…

Again, I’m going to be picky about the coloring. I think I’d like a nice black/purple, purple/blue, or blue/teal combo, if I decide to make my own. I think I’d probably make mine out of fleece instead. It’s just so much easier to work with than most fabrics since it doesn’t fray. Plus, fleece is very warm, soft, and cuddly.

1. Have you ever fascinated about someone of the same sex? You mean “fantasized” not “fascinated”, right? No. I haven’t.

2. How do you feel about condoms? Good for preventing babies/STDs/etc, but I don’t need ‘em. Hubby is fixed, so there’s no issue of me getting pregnant. Thank God.

3. How important is sex to you on a scale of 1 to 100... 100

4. How often do you masturbate? Probably an average of 3 times per week, if not more.

5. When you fake an orgasm could you win an oscar? Probably. I faked an illness to get out of a test so well that the teacher sent for a wheelchair to wheel me to the nurse’s office, and I got sent home with a fever when I didn’t have a real one (I can fake fevers by raising my body temp with upsetting thoughts. I get upset to the point my face flushes and my temp skyrockets).

6. Have you ever seduced someone? Yes, and slapped a wedding ring on him.

7. Have you ever had a one night stand? Nope.

8. How do you feel about phone sex? Eh. It was fine when he was in the Navy and we were miles apart, but it’s pointless now. It’s just not good enough anymore.

9. Do you look at porn on the internet? Nope.

10. Would you pose naked in a magazine for 10,000 buck aroos! Er… 10,000 Earth monies to buy fancy nutrients, fabric body coverings, and other fun things? Well… *sighs*…no… Well, can we disguise me? I’d die if anyone found out it was me.

11. Have you ever tried Tantric Sex? I’d like to, but I’m not sure I have the patience.

12. Are you a sex initiator? When night falls, the succubus emerges.

13. Are you addicted to Sex? Maybe…

14. Sexiest part of a womans body? Uh… the waist ‘cause of the hourglass thing?

15. Are you into bondage? Rough me up, tie me down, and fuck me hard!

16. Do you like to be tied up or be the tie-er upper? Well, tying hubby up is futile. He’s too big and too strong for me to wrangle. Plus, his long fingers can undo any locks, hinges, or knots. So, I guess I’d rather be tied up than wear myself out trying to tie him up.

17. Longest sex session? Um… about an hour, I think…

18. naughty or nice? IRL = secretly naughty on the inside with a sugary sweet nice outside. As far as my family and friends are concerned, I’m a complete angel.

19. Do you like to be spanked? Yes, but it has to be done in the right way with the fingertips just slightly tapping my slit.

20. Did you ever have sex in your parents bedroom? No… That would be creepy…

and lastly...

21. How many toys do you own? Hmm… Around 30something, I guess, not counting all the toys I’ve sent to recycling.

From now until 11:59pm on January 1st, 2011 all toys ordered in the Coal Black color option are 10% off!
- Coal black is a gorgeous Metallic Black color, specially made for the holidays!

Are you naughty or nice?

1. Had sex in car older than a 1985 model? No.

2. Played strip poker and lost? No.

3. name three celebrities you would like to bang the sh!tz out of. Celebrities bug the hell outta me. Don’t have any I don’t hate.

4. Ever gone commando? Almost always.

5.Open relationship? No.

6. you have been naughty what is your punishment? A proper spanking, biting, really rough sex, pretty please?

7. ticklish? Yes… Please don’t tickle me…

8. spit or swallow? Swallow.

9. is rear entry an option? Yes. There’s extra parking in the rear lot.

10. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Got to the freezer section and buy one.

11. Truth or Dare? (Truth have you ever been with more than 1 person in one day? or show a tasteful picture of cleavage/boobs or guys a boxer shot) Yup. That’s me.

12. BDSM? Sure.

13. Does this picture make you horny or hungry? Hungry. What are those legs made out of? *rips one off & chomps*

(google images)

14.You order a pizza...would you ever flash the delivery guy at the door? No.

15. Are you horny? Yes, and hungry.

16. Leather or lace? Leather.

17. silk ties or hand cuffs? Cuffs. I have a better shot at keeping those on hubby.

18. Thongs? Boy shorts? Grannie panties? lace? Boy shorts & thongs.

19. eyes open or closed? *blink*

20. romance or kink? Both.

and lastly

21. would you rather take a bath in chocolate pudding or drive around the town naked in your car? Puddin’! lol It sounds like fun! And a possible yeast infection… but fun!