So, let me just start off by saying it’s been a while since hubby and I have cuddled. Our cuddling is usually done in front of the TV, but we’ve decided to stop watching it as much and do more productive things due to the amount of stress caused by that idiot box. I’ve been working on my blog, and he’s been working on homework and playing Minecraft. We haven’t had a single issue in weeks, which is a nice change. We also haven’t had much close time, though.

After dinner earlier Friday night, hubby turned on the tube and stretched out to relax while I finished eating. He always eats much faster than I do. It’s like the black hole and the turtle around here. When I finally finished, I snuggled on top of him to relax. “How It’s Made” was on, and I knew I’d be sleeping or close to it soon. Then I remembered that hubby had promised me shrimpy rubbies (a massage for perfectly cooking the shrimp in the seafood curry on Thursday) and asked him for it. He didn’t think I would remember. Ha!

So, the pathetic massage commenced. He has issues massaging and watching TV at the same time, plus his eyes were closed and that means he was sleepy and I probably wasn’t going to get any sex out of him. I usually have to poke him every couple seconds to get him to start rubbing again. (It’s more like rubbing the same spot repeatedly than massaging, but I’ll take what I can get.) Eventually, I got tired of poking and just started rubbing his neck and scalp as he rubbed my back.

Somehow, that led to making out. (Yay! Making out! That doesn’t happen very often… Him making the first move also doesn’t happen very often…) He was actually pulling me into the kiss and making out with me for real! (Sometimes he does this pathetic kiss where he barely opens his mouth and acts like he’s totally out of it and about to go into a coma or something. ) Of course, an erection followed and so did groping. Groping in itself does get me hot, but him sliding his hand down the back of my shorts with only my panties separating the skin contact was definitely getting me wet.

So, I told him to get his clothes off while I went to go get our newest plaything to test out. I came back with the Spareparts Deuce Harness and the Tantus G-Curve Dildo. We untangled it (because I had washed it earlier) and tried to get it on him. I was having trouble adjusting the straps, for some reason, so I just sucked on him while he adjusted them.

He got that on, then we figured out the main belt of it wasn’t on right. So, he had to take it off and put it back on all while dealing with me trying to suck and lick at him. Damn he tastes good! Plus, the smell of his cock always makes me hungry (You know, like my-stomach-needs food “hungry”. One of these days, I will cook something that smells just like his crotch and I’ll be in Heaven.).

The next challenge was to get him through the bottom hole. He couldn’t find the hole! I found it for him and squeezed him through. Didn’t think it would be that tight of a fit on him, but he is a big boy. Of course, the Tantus G-Curve Dildo went in the hole above him with a little wiggling and we went into the bedroom.

I scampered to the closet for our Liberator Wedge/Ramp, figuring that if I’m going to take him vaginally and the Tantus G-Curve Dildo anally, I had better get some help in keeping my bootie in the air. Everyone got lubed up with Babelube Natural and we were off.

Man, did the Tantus G-Curve Dildo hurt! It’s been way too long since I’ve had any anal play and even with the thinness of the Tantus G-Curve Dildo, it was just too much, at first. Hubby did try to help me relax and started playing with my clit. I loosened up after a little while and we tried to get him in while getting the Tantus G-Curve Dildo further in.

That was… Well… awkward. Whenever he’d thrust, the Tantus G-Curve Dildo would go too far up my butt, I’d gasp and shoot forward, and then they’d both come out. That got annoying after a while, so he pulled out of me and we took the Spareparts Deuce Harness off of him. The Tantus G-Curve had a slight bit of feces on it. (Yay… That’s sexy… He’s not supposed to see my dookie! )

After that got set aside and I got back on the Liberator Wedge/Ramp, hubby decided to move it, with me on it, all the way to the other edge of the bed so that he could kneel on the bed and do me doggy style instead of him standing up. I couldn’t see him, but I could feel by the way his body was positioned and the fact that his hands were on my hips that he was watching.

He pulled out and I was confused for a very brief moment. I was pretty sure he hadn’t ejaculated, and I was right. After he pulled out, he started rubbing himself between my butt cheeks and ejaculated where my tailbone is. Unfortunately, his cum must have been the exact same temperature as my skin because I didn’t even feel it hit me.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t really expecting him to do that after seeing feces on the Tantus G-Curve Dildo, but I definitely enjoyed it. Yeah… I’ve been wanting that to happen for a while. Click here for a post in which I complain about it never happening!

I just had to record this for my own records since this was a first.