After all this time of being a sex toy reviewer, and for how long LELO products have been on the market, would you be surprised if I told you Siri is my first LELO toy?

Yup, I’ve finally gotten the chance to venture into the LELO brand. Siri is a wonderful little clitoral vibe, easy to hold and operate, full of vibration patterns and speed settings. It works well for any external stimulation (nipple, anus, perineum, balls, or penis), but I mostly use it for clitoral stimulation. It’s not quite the same as my Yooo, but it gets the job done.

I’m sure this may sound odd but, for the best amount of stimulation, I usually hold the tip of Siri at my clit and sort of treat it as my tiny pretend penis. Yes, I know I’m weird, but that’s the best way for me to get off with this vibe.

Size: Siri is almost exactly the size of my Motorola cell phone.

Length: 3 3/4"

Width: 1 3/4"

Weight: 10 oz

Material: colored tip is silicone, shiny white body is ABS plastic

Lube: water-based lube is best

Cleaning: You could carefully clean Siri with a mild soap and warm water like I do, but toy wipes would probably be much easier. Be careful of getting water in the spaces around the buttons or the port hole for charging. If you do get water in it somehow, try to tap it all out on your palm and leave it to dry for at least two full days or longer just to be safe and make sure all the electrical bits have dried out.

Batteries: Rechargeable

Voltage: 110-240v adapter (not included) required for international use

Charge time: 2 hours for first use; charge until LED emits steady glow of white light for subsequent uses. Siri will blink a white light while charging.

Run time on full charge: 90 minutes on highest setting. Siri will blink red as a warning when it gets close to losing its charge.

Functions: 8 speeds and 6 vibration patterns:
1. Steady vibration
2. Slow pulsing
3. Faster pulsing
4. Escalating from low to high
5. Escalating from low to high, then back to low
6. Random, which sounds musical to me on the highest speed

Controls: The (+) and (-) control the vibration speed and the on/off state of Siri. The up and down arrow buttons control the vibration pattern modes. Hold them all down for a few seconds to lock and unlock the control pad. I love the locking feature. That means you can carry the Siri in your luggage, purse, or even your pocket without having to worry about it accidentally turning on.

Vibration Level: 4/5 Siri can go from barely felt to rocking.

Noise Level: 1/5 Siri is one of the quietest vibes I’ve ever had. Until I get past the third level of vibration intensity, I can’t hear Siri over the air conditioner. If the air machine is on a the same time, I can go up to the fourth level of vibration intensity without anyone in the same room being able to hear it.

Just a short video to let you hear to the vibration patterns and sort of see how Siri works. I tried to keep the camera as close as possible so it would pick up the sound. No zoom used. Ignore my weird muttering when I say “4” and “5”…

Packaging: The LELO Siri comes in simple and sophisticated packaging that can be reused for storage. Inside the box, you’ll find a flat piece of cardstock holding the Siri in a little plastic bubble. It actually reminds me a lot of how some medications are in the sheets that you have to punch through the foil to get to them. There’s a rip tab to easily open this part. Unfortunately, this part of the packaging is just a waste. Recycle it if possible. You won’t be reusing it. Underneath are the instructions in quite a few languages, a 10-year guarantee, the charger, and a storage bag that’s actually a little big for the Siri. It probably could have been shortened to save on fabric.

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Siri is a great clitoral vibe, but Yooo is still #1 in my book. Why? Well, Siri isn’t waterproof. That makes cleaning time more annoying because I have to be careful of where water gets on and/or in. Yes, I could use toy wipes to clean Siri. Still, even if I don’t have to worry about water damage, the buttons have gaps around them. That means gunk can eventually build up in them, or water can seep in. One more thing that Yooo has that Siri doesn’t; the option for penetration. Granted, the little bulb on the Yooo isn’t going to go to far in, but it’s still bulgy enough to be filling. If you just want a clitoral stimulator, Siri is fine. If you want a vibe that can offer penetration, is compact and powerful, go with the Yooo.

Will the Siri replace my Yooo? No way. Will it replace my Jimmyjane Form 3 as a backup vibe for whenever I forget to charge my Yooo? Hell yes! Siri isn’t frustrating for me like the Form 3 is.

• Click here to check out my review of Fun Factory Yooo.
• Click here to check out my review of the Jimmyjane Form 3.

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Siri is nice, but I see my Yooo as more of a luxury vibe than Siri. Yes, Siri came in a nice box with a storage pouch, a longer-than-average guarantee, has good vibration levels and patterns, is body-safe, and is rechargeable, but it still doesn’t live up to my Yooo. Technology that allows rechargeable toys to be waterproof is out there. Use it. And if you’re not going to use it, at least don’t leave gaps around the buttons for gunk or water to get into. Other than the waterproof issue, I do love Siri. I just have high expectations for luxury vibes.

FTC Statement: The LELO Siri was provided to True Pleasures for free by Babeland in exchange for a review. Links from Babeland’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.