So, I’ve decided to host a meme. For those of you who just need to get something off your chest, there will be a Sunday Confessions Linky List every Sunday. No, you don’t have to be Catholic to participate. I’m not even Catholic; I’m Lutheran. (And no, you don’t have to be religious either.) I just feel like I need to get some things out.
Rules
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- Make sure you’re following me before you link up.
- Grab the button code, make your confession, and submit via the Linky List.
My Confession :
I kinda… um… Well, I stole a couple pairs of panties once…
And yes, I’ve felt guilty ever since. Not because hubby uses it as blackmail, but just because I wish I hadn’t done it in the first place.
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Of course, nowadays the Lupercalia Festival is no more. Christianity and the greeting card companies have done well to promote Valentine’s Day instead. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against Christianity or Valentine’s Day. However, it would be nice for hubby to act a little wolfish towards me when February 13-15th rolls around.
Naughty Valentine’s Day Fun for Horny Werewolves and Their Lovers
I just have to recommend the Cerberus K9 Sheath from Fetish Zone. If you’ve ever wanted to transform into a werewolf and have a canine cock to match, this is perfect! The Cerberus is a canine-style sheath that slides over the penis and has a loop to slide the testicles through to keep it on. There’s a bit of ribbing on the inside if you just want to masturbate with it, and there are pieces available to extend it if your penis is too short or to fill it with if you want to use it as a dildo. The tip does have a small hole. That means you can actually cum through the Cerberus like it’s your own canine cock!
For those who are interested, here’s my review of the Cerberus K9 Sheath!
If you’re just wanting a dildo, the Werewolf Dildo from Bad Dragon is wonderful! You can customize the size, color, and firmness of the silicone to make it into your perfect werewolf lover. Bad Dragon is one of my favorite companies, and is made up of a wonderful group of very talented artists.
Be sure to check out my review of Bad Dragon’s Werewolf Dildo, and my many other Bad Dragon sex toy reviews!
These Scarecrow Subtle Werewolf Fangs would be great for dress-up. There’s no boiling, partial plate, or adhesives to deal with. They just snap right over your teeth. I don’t really have a whole lot to say about them, since I’ve never tried them out. However, I would really love to use hubby as a guinea pig for these. I bet he’d look great in these! I’m waiting to see if Scarecrow will let me review them or not. Fingers crossed!
These Fetish Zone “Murr” Sheath Shorts would be so sexy on hubby. Aside from the fact that they would cling to his tush which I must grope constantly, there’s a soft usable fur sheath and scrotum that are lined with spandex. As if I needed any more incentive to touch his naughty bits. I’d love to review these, too, Fetish Zone! Pretty please?
Of course, if you want to keep the tradition of chasing down your prey with a leather whip, Babeland has a gorgeous Heart 2 Heart leather whip that incorporates both Valentine’s Day and the Lupercalia festival.
If this one isn’t quite your style, Babeland has lots more whips to choose from!
This being my first adventure into the world of latex clothing, I can definitely say it’s been a good one.
When my Latex Pencil Skirt arrived, I thought I had gotten a present! Inside was a black clothing box that you might expect from higher end clothing stores. I’m not sure how many stores do that anymore. If you’ve watched “I Love Lucy”, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.
Inside the black box was my Latex Pencil skirt, a small sample of Pjur Latex Shine, a black storage bag, and a paper with care information.
POLISH + WASH + WEAR
Items from the Latex Couture line can be enhanced by lightly buffing with a silicone-based “polish”.
Wash your Latex Couture items in clean, warm water. DO NOT use soap/detergent. Wipe off excess moisture with a soft towel before storing. DO NOT tumble dry, dry clean, or iron!
During wear, take care not to let your Latex Couture item come in contact with oils, solvents or grease. Those can destroy latex. DO NOT allow makeup or perfume to come in contact. If this happens, wipe it up with a moist towel as soon as possible to prevent any possible stains or damage. Copper or copper alloys will stain light colors. Also, the surface can be permanently scratched if it is polished too firmly or with too hard of a cloth. Prolonged exposure to light or heat can also destroy latex.
Getting It On
When I had asked to review the Latex Pencil Skirt, I was told it might be best to lube myself up with silicone-based lubricant to make it easier to slip on.
Well, after I had rinsed it in warm water to clean it and dried it, I decided to just try to see if it would go on without slicking myself up. There was a bit of wiggling and pulling each side up at a time, but I got it on without too much effort. It’s an extra small, by the way. Fits like a glove!
And I’m happy to report no kitten-up-a-tree syndrome. Sometimes I try things on and can’t get them back off without some help (usually tight shirts). This was not the case with the Latex Pencil Skirt. It came off just as easily as it went on.
Wear
It fits really well, but the shape is a little limiting. Walking around in a tight Latex Pencil Skirt and high heels is a bit difficult. I imagine I looked somewhat like a geisha shuffling around in her tight obi and geta.
Latex doesn’t really breath like fabrics do. That being said, you may have issues with sweating. I didn’t really have any problems, but I haven’t worn it for an extended period of time or in a more active situation such as a dance club (Although, I’m not sure if I could dance in this…). When I dress up, it’s usually only for a couple hours or so. Whenever I get home, I change into my lounging clothes.
I did try to wear a thong under my Latex Pencil Skirt, but the lines were visible. I knew they probably would be, but I just figured I’d give it a shot. No harm in trying. It would be best to go commando.
Overall, it’s pretty comfortable for me. I’m just not used to wearing a skirt that restricts my movements. Although I’m not worried about slicking the inside up to make it easier to get on, I do suggest buffing the outside. It makes it look much prettier with a nice shine.
Problems
I’ve had no problems with my Latex Pencil Skirt. I’m happy to report there haven’t been any tears and it’s held up nicely. I try to be careful since I have long nails. I don’t want to puncture or tear it.
However, I did learn my lesson about watching where I sit. My husband sheds like a dog, so our couch naturally has his body hair on it. I sat down on the couch to view the pictures I was taking on the camera, and found some lint and hair on my butt when I got up. I wiped it off without any effort with a damp cloth, but that’s still a bit annoying.
My Best Laid Plans - Let’s Hope They Don’t Go Awry
This is what I’m planning on for our early Valentine’s Day. No, I still haven’t worn it for hubby to see. We’ve had… well, we’ve had issues. Click here if you want details on why I didn’t feel like getting super sexy for him.
Anyway, this is what I’m planning to wear to our early Valentine’s Day lunch at Tokyo Sushi. I love how the Latex Pencil Skirt looks with my reverse bob wig, button down shirt, and mary jane heels. I’m debating on whether or not to add the red silk necktie that I have. Would that be overkill, or do you think I need a splash of color?
Packaging
Like I said earlier in the review, my Latex Pencil Skirt came in a black clothing box along with a black storage bag, Pjur Latex Shine sample, and an information sheet. There was a sexy postcard which I quickly shredded. Don’t need hubby seeing that. The hot pink tissue paper is a nice contrast to the black storage bag and Latex Pencil Skirt, and makes it seem even more like a present. All of this, of course, came in a discreet brown shipping box.
Storage
It’s best to store the Latex Pencil Skirt in the storage bag that is included. This keeps light from damaging it. Latex items should never been stored together, and should always have their own separate storage bag.
Rating: 5/5 I love my Latex Pencil Skirt! It’s gorgeous to play dress-up in, and it’s very easy to take care of. Hopefully everything goes well on our early Valentine’s Day lunch. My plans have a tendency of going awry… I’ll try my best not to let anything ruin it, though! Expect an update later on how everything goes, and wish me luck!
FTC Statement: The Latex Pencil Skirt was provided free of charge to True Pleasures by Liberator in exchange for an honest review. No compensation has been accepted. Links from Liberator’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.
The Anthro Mare is available in one firmness of silicone, the same as that used in the Anthro Dragoness. Measuring 7 inches in usable length, she features a moderately ridged, slightly tighter passageway, which due to its oval shape is just as accommodating and pleasurable as that in the Dragoness.
Who says fetish wear can’t be cute and girly? 
I discovered Tyes By Tara not too long ago and fell in love with the site. For those of you who don’t know already, I have a thing for ties. I already have a few neckties, but a bowtie was missing until just recently.
Tyes By Tara was very nice to talk to and sent me this sleek, sexy little Dominatrix Commander Sexy Bow Necklace. I feel almost Playboy bunny-ish in it, although it has more of a goth/fetish feel. The bow has two different-sized black, lightweight, lead-free chains attached to it. Personally, I like the visual complexity this element adds. When I look in the mirror, my eyes go from the bow to each chain. Just because the bow is the center of the necklace, that doesn’t detract from the rest.
The bows is 3”, and the total length of the necklace is approximately 17”. If need be, you can shorten the length by moving the lobster claw clasp up the extension rings.
Each Tyes By Tara item is handmade. Being an artist myself, I can tell. There’s a cute little lipstick print tag near the lobster claw clasp. I’m pretty sure it’s a shrinky dink. I was using shrinky dink paper to make jewelry for a while. It’s a great way to make durable pieces with the exact design you want.
I decided later to move the clasp a little past the extension rings to shorten it more for a fancy look. Hubby wouldn’t let me try it on him, but he did allow me to hold it up to him for a couple of seconds before shooing me away. He would look so hot in a tux. The small bow against my giant geek of a husband was making me fantasize.
I’m thinking the above pairing with a tight pair of black jeans would be a great outfit to dance to Super Junior-M “Super Girl” song in:
Packaging: My Dominatrix Commander Sexy Bow Necklace came in a plastic envelope with a business cared and a couple postcard-sized cards. The one lined in pink has care tips on it. The other card just has the logo and a girl wearing some Tyes. I’d say the care card and business card are enough. The other is just extra. And I’ll need to ditch these busty gals before hubby finds them.
Rating: 5/5 Very cute and well-made. My only suggestion is to not worry about the card lined in black. If the website was on it, it could act as a second business card. However, one business card and a care card seems sufficient.
Thanks so much to Tyes By Tara for letting me review this!
Be sure to check out the site for cute, sexy Tyes for your fingers, neck, hair, and everywhere!
FTC Statement: The Dominatrix Commander Sexy Bow Necklace was provided free of charge by Tyes By Tara to True Pleasures. No compensation has been accepted for this review. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.
My Weird Me Statement:
I have different personalities for every occasion. And with those different personalities, come different voices.
- Landlord/boss/teacher/higher-up Mode:
- Personality = sugary sweet, understanding, responsible
- Voice = soft, sweet, & timid
- Business Mode:
- Personality = sophisticated, high-class, well-educated
- Voice = British accent (inside my head, usually)
- Online Mode:
- Personality = perky, quirky, and fun-loving (basically myself)
- Voice = normal
Eh, I think you get the point. I go into these modes without even thinking sometimes. No, I’m not a schizophrenic and I have no issue with multiple personality disorder. I’m just a people-pleaser who’d rather avoid conflict. Changing who I am seems to keep the peace better.
So here goes...I am 2 vodka cranberry cocktails down.
1. Did you have sex today? Nope. It’s 8am.
2. Did you have an orgasm in the last 24 hours? No.
3. Can you get off from a sexy text message? No.
4. I have a friend that can get horny watching the food network, what channel or show gets you off? Um… anything, actually. If I’m bored, I’ll turn anything into a fantasy even if it’s a kid’s cartoon.
5. Blow job while in a moving vehicle with the blow-ee driving. Nope, hand job. Jeeps have those darn stick shifts in the way.
6. Longest you have gone without sex? Probably close to 2 weeks.
7. Longest you have gone without toys of any kind? 2 weeks.
8. Most uncomfortable place you have had sex? Hubby’s parents’ smelly basement. It smells like bacteria and rotting men’s underwear.
9. are you loud in the bedroom? I try not to be. We live in an apartment.
10. Do you like to be in control or have none? I’d like it if he’d take more control. And maybe even touch me… He rarely gropes or caresses to show he loves my body. Jerk…
11. How do you feel about choking? You read my mind from the last question, didn’t you? My hands are too little to choke the thick neck his fat head sits on, though.
12. Have you ever vajazzled? Yes.
13. Can you yoodle? (remember I said I am drunk) Um… I dunno. I never tried.
14. What is the sexiest thing you own in your opinion? The maid outfit I made.
15. Favorite kind of alcohol that makes you horny? Alcohol does nothing to me. Despite being 5’1” and barely 100lbs, I couldn’t get a buzz to save my life.
16. Have you ever had sex on a full bladder? Yes.
17. Biggest turn on in a man and biggest turn on in a woman? Darn those pretty boys! I married one and he has an ego the size of Cleveland. Biggest turn on in a woman? I dunno. Never really thought about it. I do admire the slim girls with a nice rack, though. I want to be like them.
18. Do you like oral sex? I don’t mind giving it, but I never get it.
19. Do you think you could watch your partner/signif other be with someone else? No. Hell, no.
20. I am drunk remember so I am going to show a picture...wanna share? ya don't have to only if you dare....

Pardon hubby’s junk behind me.
and lastly
21. Have you ever tried ben-wa balls? Not Ben-wa balls, but lots of other kegel toys.
Heartbreaker
The stage is set. The living room is practically empty. Only the couch remains, but the performer is still in makeup. She carefully paints a G Dragon “Heartbreaker” heart using Babeland Edible Body Chocolate and a fine brush. The sweet aroma of chocolate and coconut is intoxicating.
Filled with anxiety and excitement over the routine she spent weeks learning, she takes a deep breath. This is it; the first time she’s danced for her husband in close to 4 years. She had so much courage then, so much chutzpah. Due to a gigantic mistake he made, she lost that confidence and crawled into a box.
It’s time to bust out. She’s a heartbreaker, and it’s about damn time she shows him that. If he only knew about all the times she’s gotten (and still gets) hit on, he’d be thinking twice about leaving her alone for even a minute. A smirk runs across her lips as that goes through her head.
“You lucky bastard. I’ve always been a heartbreaker. You’re just the only one who’s heart I haven’t broken, but should have. You’re lucky I’m as loyal as a dog. You broke my heart, but I’m a heartbreaker. Wonder who this song should actually be for. Oh well. Time to get this show on the road!”
She emerges in black jeans and a thin white tank top covered in gunmetal graffiti print. The cool metal of the Incoqnito Blade II resting on her breasts catches the light as she reaches for the remote. With the push of a button, the music starts. Weeks of studying Youtube tutorials and practicing all come down to this one moment. There’s no need to picture the audience naked. He’s already splayed out on the couch. Maybe it’s best not to pay him any mind.
The energy and excitement of the moment makes her blood boil. Better not get too wild. Those clothes are only hanging by a thread. Pre-performance, they were scored to easily remove them, be it tearing them off or fake-cutting them with the Incoqnito Blade II.
As the song ends, she saunters to the bedroom. “I’m out.” Tease. There’s a reason for that, though. A Fascinator Throes Blanket has been laid out on the bed. A backstage romp with a star deserves a luxurious throw, doesn’t it?
Speaking of luxurious, he’ll need to pamper her with a Heartfelt Wooden Massager afterward. It’s only fair that he reward her for putting so much effort towards something special for him.
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Inspired by Babeland's Romantic Gift Guides. It’ll be nice if everything goes according to plan. Happy Valentine’s Day (in advance), everyone!
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Author’s Note: For those interested in learning the dance routine for this song, here is a list of tutorial videos:
I’ve been eyeing this soap from Geeky Clean for quite a while now. It’s called Tentaclean Cthulhu Soap and was made by Melita from MissMonster.com. Definitely make sure to check out her website. She does some gorgeous work.
Geeky Clean promised me one to review on my True Pleasures Reviews non-adult review blog, but I’m still waiting on it… Of course, whenever I get it, I’ll have to leave it out in the shower and hubby will probably ask about it. Might be a good lead into my tentacle fetish since he doesn’t know yet.
The backs of the Tentaclean Cthulhu Soaps have little color blotches. I’m not sure if I would have picked that blue for the blotches on the orange soap. The other two have blotches that match the color scheme. So, the orange one looks a bit strange.
Each Tentaclean Cthulhu Soap is 4.5 inches tall and comes in 3 colors. The blotches are all hand-painted and may differ from the pictures. They’re $6.50 each. So, if anyone is thinking of getting me something… *ahem*
Due to the aging process, some men may have to deal with an enlarging prostate, also known as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). This usually happens later in life, most commonly around the age of 40 or so. Men with an enlarging prostate will notice an increase in the need to urinate and a decrease in the force of the urine stream. Even though women are typically thought to be the hormonal ones, prostate enlargement is caused by hormonal fluctuations associated with the aging process of men.
You can treat and prevent prostate enlargement naturally, but you should always consult a doctor before self-medicating. This article deals with treatment and prevention for BPH. There are different reasons for prostate enlargement, including prostate cancer. Consult a medical professional beforehand to see what is causing your prostate enlargement.
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- Eat Healthful Fats to Reduce the Risk: Just like they’re bad for your heart, cholesterol and fat are bad for your prostate. They increase the production of a hormone called dihydrotestosterone, which can stimulate prostate growth. Reduce your intake of all hydrogenated fats, saturated fats, and polyunsaturated oils in your diet. Replace them with healthy fats found in olive oil, avocados, cold-water fish, and raw nuts and seeds.
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- Take Saw Palmetto to Alleviate Prostate Enlargement: Saw Palmetto can alleviate enlargement due to the fact that it blocks the formation of the hormone dihydrotestosterone. You can take 160mg twice daily of saw palmetto extract that has been standardized to contain 85% fatty acids and sterols. You’ll have to go through 6 weeks of continual use in order to see results.
Ref: “1001 Natural Remedies”, Laurel Vukovic
I remember when I was young and growing up in a town with absolutely nothing entertaining besides Wal-mart and Ben Franklin (the store, not the guy). Mom and I would take our annual day-before-Valentine’s-Day trek up there to watch the guys wander around aimlessly trying to find something for that special someone. Some of them were pretty panicked. Of course, there were some women, but it was mostly males who were freaking out at the last minute. Is it wrong to find that funny? I mean, we had nothing else to do except sit around at home and have the following conversation:
“What you wanna do?”
“I dunno. What do you wanna do?”
“How about Ben Franklin’s?”
“Moooom… We’ve already wandered around that store 3 times this week!”
“Well, I dunno…Wal-mart?”
“Fine. At least it’s something…”
Man, my youth was boring! ![]()
In an effort to prevent that last-minute panic, let’s get started early on Valentine presents this year, shall we?
Presents by Price:
And Gift Ideas by Recipient:


































































