Late one night after stopping to rest and make camp, you hear some strange moaning. Always curious and interested about the safety of your sled team, you get up quickly to inspect it. The wind is more calm then normal, letting soft gasps, barks, and growls carry farther then normal. Suddenly, Natascha, your lead girl cries out, and you rush around a low bank of snow, knowing you need to help her!
Along my search for the perfect prostate toy for hubby, I was presented with the opportunity to review the Nexus Max 5.
Material / Texture
The Nexus Max 5 is made of medical grade silicone and sports a satin finish that is very soft to the touch. The piece that stimulates the perineum is covered in raised dots to enhance the contact points for the vibrations to be transferred.
Most of the Nexus Max 5 is rather firm with little give, but the neck is soft enough to bend to my will. Since the silicone of the Nexus Max 5 is rather dense, the vibrations do seem to get absorbed and dampened a little on their way from the bullet to the tip. The intensity seems to drop by about 1/4 from the bullet sleeve to the tip.
Operation
The Nexus Max 5 is controlled by bullet advertised as a 3-speed. Press the button on the bullet and it will illuminate in red when activated. Pressing the button again will turn the bullet off. You’ll need to press and hold to get to the level of intensity that you prefer. There really are no set separate levels of vibration. For this reason, I don’t see it as a true 3-speed bullet.
Instructions for relaxation and insertion are included in the package.
Vibration Level: 3/5 Average in intensity and suitable for most people
Noise Level: 3/5 Can be heard under the covers and lightly behind closed doors.
For Prostate Stimulation
Inserting the Nexus Max 5 for the first time was a little difficult for my husband but he didn’t really take the time to relax himself like he should have. He was just too eager to give it a go. Also, it’s a little bigger than what he’s used to, and I think that was part of the problem initially.
After it was in, he said he felt more secure with this than other toys. One confused look from me later, he explained that it just seemed like it was in him better and didn’t feel like it was going to slip out any time soon.
The solid body of the Nexus Max 5 worked well to provide pressure and stimulation to his prostate. He’s said that he gets the most out of it during doggy style sex. The vibrations to his prostate are slightly weaker than the vibrations to his perineum, but the difference isn’t very noticeable.
For those who are curious, the Nexus Max 5 won’t get in the way during manual stimulation, since it rests behind the scrotal sack. Sitting on the Nexus Max 5 and trying to rock it for orgasm without manual stimulation might be uncomfortable.
For G-spot Use
Personally, I find the Nexus Max 5 a little uncomfortable for g-spot use. When inserted, it feels like it’s pressing a little too much. Some of this could be from the fact that the tip of the toy is rather wedge-like. I usually prefer something a little more rounded, so it might just be me.
I can’t really get the nubby part to hit where I want it to either. It stops right below my clit when the Nexus Max 5 is fully inserted, which is a little frustrating.
Although the box does advertise the Nexus Max 5 as a g-spot toy, I think I’ll probably leave this one to hubby and his prostate. This is one of very few of his toys that I don’t plan on stealing when he’s not home.
Cleaning
Make sure to remove the bullet first. If it needs cleaning, run over it with a toy wipe or a 10% bleach solution. You could wash it with soap and water, because it looks to me like it should be waterproof because of the rubber o-ring. Still, the package says nothing about it being waterproof, so be careful.
You can clean the silicone part of the Nexus Max 5 with soap and water, toy cleaner, wipe it with a 10% bleach solution, boil it for 3 minutes, or put it in the top rack of your dishwasher.
Packaging
The packaging of the Nexus Max 5 advertises it as a g-spot massager, although it’s design is intended for prostate stimulation. Included within are the Nexus Max 5, a LR1 battery, and instructions.
Our Opinion: Although I don’t think I’ll be using the Nexus Max 5 for g-spot stimulation anytime soon, my husband prefers shape of the Nexus Max 5 to his other toys. He’s pretty happy with it, so I’m glad I picked it. Many thanks to Chloe at Nexus for letting me test this out my husband!
FTC Statement: The Nexus Max 5 was provided to True Pleasures by Nexus free of charge in exchange for a review. Links from EdenFantasys’ Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review.
“Unexpected experiences and surprises wait deep down on the ocean floor: a body with many arms which sweeps along and lights up the depth. Arrogant and presumptuous, there is no doubt about who is the ruler down here. A lonely but never the less unafraid character with form born out of the resemblance to other inhabitants of the deep depths.
The character is "CIRRATA", a glowing lamp in the darkness of the ocean. Markus Johansson has created a series of lamps that challenges all ideas about what is possible to make out of the material Corian.”
Can I pretty please have this lamp for my nightstand?
Shunga (春画?) is a Japanese term for erotic art. Most shunga are a type of ukiyo-e, usually executed in woodblock print format. While rare, there are extant erotic painted handscrolls which predate the Ukiyo-e movement.[1] Translated literally, the Japanese word shunga means picture of spring; "spring" is a common euphemism for sex.
Of course, it’s only natural for Shunga to feature a Japanese couple in this sort of art form on the package. Given my sensitivity to raunchy packaging, I actually have to say that this is rather tastefully done. There’s nothing overly erotic about it. Actually, it seems more on the romantic side to me. Much appreciated!
Open up the flap of the package and you’ll find the Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss fastened against a kimono print (matching the woman’s kimono) background with it’s own little paper obi.
Inside is written:
“… A Little Geisha’s Secret
In order for your lover to fully enjoy and experience the pleasure effects of the gloss, apply and thick layer to your lips and gently glide them onto your lover’s intimate areas to successfully rub-off the gloss before using your tongue.
Let’s be clear on one thing, true geisha do not engage in sexual acts with clients. The purpose of a geisha is to entertain her customer. This may be by dancing, reciting verse, playing musical instruments, or engaging in light conversation. Geisha engagements may include flirting with men and playful innuendos; however, clients know that nothing more can be expected. Geisha have often been confused with the Edo period's high-class courtesans known as oiran, from whom they evolved. There were also “machi geisha” that worked outside licensed areas and may have engaged in illegal prostitution. Another issue that may have lead to the misconceptions of geisha was the presence of professional prostitutes who catered to the occupying soldiers after World War II. Their style resembled that of a geisha and, at a time when few true geisha were able to work, the counterfeit geisha usurped the meaning of the word in the eyes of many foreigners.
Enough with the History Lesson! Time for the Review!
The Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss is your typical lip gloss with a twist. The sweet scent and taste of strawberries is complemented by a wonderfully tingly sensation. Depending on where the lip gloss is used and who it’s used on seems to affect its effects.
As a Lip Gloss for Me: The sweet smell and taste of strawberries is wonderful, and I get a rather intense tingling coolness on my lips and tongue, if I lick it. I can feel the blood rush to my lips a little and their color seems to brighten slightly. There’s a nice glossy shine, but it gets slightly sticky as it dries. All of my lip glosses do that, so it’s not a big deal to me.
Kissing Hubby: Let the sparks fly! Although he says the tingling isn’t as intense for him, we both get a charge out of making out with me wearing this lip gloss.
Oral for Hubby: We have a long history of sensation products not doing much for hubby. His sensitivity levels are so of… not great… So, when I tried the Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss on him while preparing to give him oral, I wasn’t surprised that it took a bit. I put plenty on and grazed my lips over his head and waited. “Just a little warmth,” he told me. So, I decided to get the lip gloss and just apply it directly. That warmed him up a bit more, and he said he could feel more warmth when I started giving him head. Bonus for me, it sweetened him and made him taste like strawberries slightly.
Lip Gloss for My Labia: Well, I first applied to lip gloss directly to my clit. That started tingling in no time and I decided to spread it around. That gave me nice warm/tingly genitalia for about 3-4 minutes.
Ingredients
Hydrogenated polyisobutene, ethylene/propylene styrene copolymer, butylene/ethylene/styrene copolymer, menthyl lactate, glycerin, flavor, sucralose, polyglyceryl stearate, vanillin butyl ether
Everything checks out pretty safe. However, sucralose has come under scrutiny as a chemical sweetener. Also, there is glycerin in this.
Vessel and Applicator
If you’re out on a shopping excursion with your mother, I wouldn’t whip out the Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss as one of your regular glosses. If she’s anything like mine, she’ll be curious and want to look it over. The lip gloss bottle is definitely not discreet for daily use. Printed on the bottle is the company name and kanji (which are fine as long as nobody knows Japanese) along with the words, “EROTIC ART”. I’m definitely not whipping this out around anyone but hubby.
The applicator is a traditional lip gloss wand.
My Opinion: I really do love the Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss, and I tend to just put some on whenever; doesn’t matter if the mood strikes or not. I love the taste, and the cool tingle feels nice on my lips. I do, however, plan on scraping off “EROTIC ART” so I can slip this in my purse and wear it whenever without being paranoid of anyone seeing the naughtiness.
FTC Statement: The Divine Oral Pleasure Lip Gloss was provided to True Pleasures free of charge by Babeland in exchange for a review. Links from Babeland’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.
This is my eighteenth weekly update for the Noogleberry Experiment. Not a good week for noogling…
Basic Details
Age: 24
Weight: 98lbs
Height: 5’1”
Exercise: Usually Zumba Wii Fitness every weekday
Supplements: vitamin, fenugreek, protein powder
Smoker: No.
Drinker: Rarely.
Starting Measurements:
32 B cup
Under bust: 29"
Around bust: 33"
Over bust: 31"
After 30 Days
32 B cup
Under bust: 28"
Around bust: 33.5"
Over bust: 31.25"
After 60 Days
32 B cup
Under bust: 28"
Around bust: 33.75"
Over bust: 31.875"
I’ll re-measure after 30 days.
6/20/2011
Before Noogling
After Noogling
6/21/2011
Before Noogling
After Noogling
6/22/2011
No time to noogle.
6/23/2011
Still no time to noogle.
6/24/2011
Still no time to noogle.
Progress so far…
Like I said before, I won’t be noogling or taking pics over the weekend. I don’t want hubby to know and there’s really no way I can hide it.
When asked by PAPAYA Toys if I’d like to review one of their vibrators, I just couldn’t resist the lure of the Candy Stick Vibe. It reminds me so much of the Unicorn Pops from my childhood. I’d always have to get one after a day of play at Chuck E. Cheese. Since I have such fond memories from those, I figured I’d love the Candy Stick Vibe.
A little while later, my brand new Candy Stick Vibe arrived in a plain shipping box, nestled in shredded paper that had been recycled, along with a promotional booklet.
First Impressions
I have to admit, when I opened the box for the Candy Stick Vibe, I was surprised at the size. For some reason, I couldn’t get the image of the Unicorn Pops out of my head and figured it would be that size. It’s not. Of course, I’m not complaining.
I love the yin-yang sort of swirl on top. I know I may sound corny, but it’s kind of Zen to me. Also, on a naughtier note, it looks like sperm.
The Basics
Material: 100% medical grade silicone
Length: 10”
Useable length: 6.5”
Diameter: ~1.38”
Powered by: 2 AA batteries
Speeds: Adjustable
Patterns: steady, pulse, quicker pulse
Waterproof: Yes
Anal-safe: No
Compatible Lube: anything but silicone-based lube
Material/Texture
The medical grade silicone of the Candy Stick Vibe is smooth and has a slight give to it. It’s pretty firm, but I can squish it and bend it ever so slightly. The ripples are fairly gentle and are just enough to be noticed, when the toy is inserted.
Shape/Design
The tip of the Candy Stick Vibe has a slight curve, and works wonderfully for stimulating my g-spot. Since the ripples are gentle, it’s stimulating without being uncomfortable. I would advise using a water-based lubricant with this, though.
The controls are fairly easy to operate during use, and the vibrations travel to the tip well. I usually switch between clitoral stimulation and vaginal stimulation with it.
Power
The Candy Stick Vibe is powered by 2 AA batteries. Unscrewing the base handle will reveal a cartridge that the batteries can be loaded into and popped back in. Since batteries really shouldn’t be store in sex toys when not in use, this will make it easier to slide them in when the mood hits. Nothing is more obnoxious than fumbling with batteries when I’m horny.
I do still wish this was rechargeable, though. So many of my toys are rechargeable now and I just don’t keep batteries around much. Batteries, to me, are a pain unless we get the rechargeable ones. That’s what’s in my Candy Stick Vibe right now. Otherwise, if it’s regular batteries, they just die and I have to find a place to recycle them.
Controls
The vibrations are controlled by the little bowtie on the handle. Press the left side to turn it on the Candy Stick Vibe. Press the left side again to cycle from one program to the next. To turn it off, press the right side. Press and hold the left side to increase the intensity. Press and hold the right side to decrease the intensity.
Vibration/Noise Levels
The vibrations aren’t going to shoot you to the moon but they are fairly strong on the highest setting. I’ve noticed, for some reason, the vibrations seem stronger on the constant vibration mode than on the pulse pattern modes. It’s slight, but I notice it.
The Candy Stick Vibe is actually fairly quiet. I can still hear it under the covers, but not behind a closed door.
Packaging
The Packaging of the Candy Stick vibe is simple and elegant. Something like a book sleeve is wrapped around the box to provide English details. The box actually looks the same as the sleeve, but everything is written in German. Open the magnetic flap of the box and inside you’ll find an instructional booklet (in English, German, and Japanese), a black drawstring storage pouch, and the Candy Stick Vibe.
Cleaning
You can clean the Candy Stick Vibe with a mild soap and warm water, toy cleaner or toy wipes.
My Opinion: Overall, I love my Candy Stick Vibe. If I could change anything, though, I’d do away with the batteries. And, as a side note, I was told that the packaging has been redesigned to reduce waste. Personally, I think that’s great since there’s so much empty space and the box isn’t really needed afterwards because of the pouch. Ecofriendly and body-friendly; that’s what I love to hear!
Many thanks to PAPAYA Toys for letting me review the Candy Stick Vibe!
FTC Statement: The Candy Stick Vibe was provided to True Pleasures for free by PAPAYA Toys in exchange for a review. No compensation has been accepted for this review. Complies with FTC standards.
EdenFantasys has a peculiar new toy in stock!
“This stylish artToy made by Boris Hoppek offers something for everyone - for those who appreciate outstanding design and like to stand out with something special. The C’ Mons dolls for the Opel Corsa ads by Hoppek have already won over the hearts of many. In ten bright colors and made of 100% silicone the Jim O. toy is pure FUN not to mention a decorative eye catcher. Jim O. is made and painted by hand, making each little work of art a unique piece. The stitched box in which the toy is packed and the colorful booklet tops up the Jim O. collector's item.”
This is way too weird for me. I can’t imagine stuffing a little person in any of my orifices. I guess he’d make an interesting display?
EdenFantasys now carries them in violet, red, turquoise, orange, yellow, blue, vanilla, pink, and green.
My Hot Pink Pasties from MyPleasure
So, as another sidestep outside of my usual “I hate pink” box, I asked to review the Hot Pink Pasties made by Baci. This little kitty loves tassels, and I’ve been wanting to broaden my horizons instead of shutting things out just because of one thing. Would I have liked them in a different color? Yes, a shiny emerald green, but I’m experimenting with new things.
Upon First Inspection
Baci has done it again. Although I knew full well what I was getting when I asked for the Hot Pink Pasties, Baci decided they needed a model on the back of the box to showcase them. Seriously, Baci, cut it out with the raunchy packaging. I do not get lingerie for the images of half-naked women on the packaging and I don’t appreciate it.
At least the shipping package that it came in was discreet. MyPleasure always ships in a plain box with the return address as “Sawhorse Enterprises”.
You’ll want to be careful removing the Hot Pink Pasties from the insert inside the box. They’re taped to it from the inside and the tape may be pretty stuck on. In an attempt to remove mine, pulling the tape up also lifted up a corner of the black lining inside.
The Hot Pink Pasties come with 3 sheets of double-stick circles and no instructions. You’ll need to peel the double-stick circles off the paper, remove the back and fold them into cones to fit inside the pasties.
Wear
Getting the Hot Pink Pasties to stick was no problem. I can twirl and jiggle as much as I please without them coming off. It’s a comfortabl fit and they’re definitely secure. Peeling them off is a bit like taking a Band-Aid off tender flesh. Unlike a Band-Aid, though, you’ll want to go slow. Don’t just rip them off!
If you’d like to learn how to twirl these babies, check out the video:
Just for Kicks
Since the Hot Pink Pasties are shaped a lot like tiny little conical Asian hats, I just had to have some fun with them. Therefore, my little dragon is now sporting a Hot Pink Pasties hat. Cute, no? I figured it was only fitting to have my little dragon wear what looks like a conical Asian hat.
Also, I’m wearing one on my head as a tiny party hat right now.
Material
Tassels: polyester
Insides of Pasties: PVC
I have a slight issue with the insides of the Hot Pink Pasties being made from PVC. For use as clothing material, PVC can be made softer and more flexible by the addition of plasticizers, the most widely used being phthalates. Because phthalate plasticizers are not chemically bound to PVC, they can easily leach and evaporate into food, skin, or the atmosphere. So… I’m not so sure I want these on my body, even if skin contact is prevented by the double-stick tape.
Cleaning and Care
Although you shouldn’t really need to clean the Hot Pink Pasties, you could wipe down the inside with a damp cloth and wash the tassels with a gentle shampoo. Store them in a safe place where they won’t get crushed or mistaken for a cat toy.
Conclusion: The Hot Pink Pasties are nice. They stick on well, look well-made, and twirl wonderfully. However, since finding out that the insides are PVC, I’m a little hesitant to put them back on.
FTC Statement: The Hot Pink Pasties were provided to True Pleasures for free by MyPleasure in exchange for a review. Affiliate links have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.
About two or three years ago, my husband and I had attempted public sex behind the H. Sam Priest Center for International studies at the University we were attending. Technically, though, I was the one who attempted it. My husband had no idea what my plans were.
It was around our anniversary, but I can’t remember which one. For about a month before anything was to take place, I had been re-constructing a flannel red plaid night shirt into a soft little black ribbon-outlined sun dress, bought condoms in bright red wrappers, and learned how to make a condom rose.
He had a half-day of work-study, so I told him to meet me in back of the Priest Center where the garden is when he got off work. I was working in the ILC office, at the time, and took advantage of the colored paper and tape, then dashed off to a private room in the library to assemble my condom rose and change into my sun dress with a black a white skull and crossbones bra/panties, and black platform sandals. On my way there, I had caught the eye of a passing male. Rarely being one to wear a skirt or dress, I got flustered and thought the wind had given away what was hidden under my flimsy dress.
Upon arrival, I perched myself as proper as I could on one of the benches and waited. A few minutes later, my husband arrived in his button-down and khakis, hair still in a ponytail for work and grinning like no tomorrow just waiting to find out what my “surprise” was. Of course, I assume part of the grinning was from seeing me spiffed up in a dress. I don’t think he had seen me in a dress until that point, not even on our wedding day (That’s a different story entirely. Thank you, in-laws, for screwing that up completely. No, I’m not one bit bitter… Ahem…)
I gave him the condom rose. He gave me a funny look. I love doing weird things like that, and I get told I’m weird for it and get a funny look. Whatever. It’s fun for me. If you want to learn how to make a condom rose, you can click here. I was cheap and just used rolled up green paper, scissors, tape, and red condoms. I wasn’t going to buy a whole pack of green pipe cleaners just for one rose.
I had him go into the Priest Center to wash his hands while I removed my panties. Those were given to him upon his return, soaked in my juices from the excitement and fear of getting caught that was pulsing through my veins. He had talked about public sex before. We had even made a list of places to screw around. However, he seemed to be all talk and no guts, so I took the first step despite being rather timid about it myself.
He sat down on the bench and had me undo his pants and put the condom on. (I’ve always put the condom on. He’s spoiled.) I straddled his lap and slid him in, the skirt of my dress covering everything to about where his knees were. With ears perked and on alert, we started making out. After we couldn’t handle it anymore, he tried to start thrusting, but he was too self-conscious that the small amount of movement and noise would gather attention, especially since there was someone seated on a cement patio remnant about 40 feet or so away from us. Fear got the better of him. However, he got a concealed handjob and I got nothing.
So, yeah, our first public sex escapade was a complete bust.
