How could I not think of Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy when I saw this Jawbreaker Gag? I have all the DVD sets and yet I had never eaten a jawbreaker. What a travesty, right!?

So, like a good little fan girl, I jumped on the opportunity to review a Jawbreaker Gag from Babeland. Never having eaten one before, I couldn’t wait to see how it tastes.

Packaging

My Jawbreaker Gag arrived in a plain box that simply said “Mailorder” as the return address. It was nestled in some brown packing paper inside and sealed with cellophane, a warning/safety sticker, and twisty ties. Of course, the raunchy tag went immediately to the shredder.

Experience

First, there’s no ingredient list, so just be careful. If you have any allergies, go to a candy store and check out the ingredient list on their jawbreakers before eating this one.

Second, I learned that my mouth is too small for jawbreakers. I just kept licking around it until it got small enough for me to fit it in my mouth. I’m amazed at how the model on the tag was able to get it in. Then again, I’m not that surprised. I’m just really petite. The strap did have enough notches to keep the Jawbreaker Gag securely around my head, though.

• Size: fits from 13-3/4" to 22-1/2"
• Material: Strap is PVC; buckle is aluminum

There are a couple of little plastic bits on the end of each side of the jawbreaker to keep it on the strap. Depending on how far you’ve licked the jawbreaker down, these may start pushing into the corners of your mouth. Mine did.

Here you can see those plastic bits along with how the colors/flavors progress. You can slide the jawbreaker off the strap, but be careful not to eat the plastic bits that it’s on. You’ll have to pull those out. The flavors are rather mild, for my tastes. I guess I was expecting something more like a Willy Wonka Gobstopper.

And Now for Some Fun!

After licking off the first layer of the Jawbreaker Gag in the part I could get my mouth around, it started to look like a big green eyeball. An eyeball with a strap, huh? Hmm…

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody is watching you!

What’s Left?

Well, you’ve still got the PVC strap to use as a collar. If you want to get replacement jawbreakers, you’ll just have to go to the candy store, pick some up and drill holes through them. As of right now, Kinklab doesn’t make replacement jawbreakers for the their Jawbreaker Gag.

My Opinion

The Jawbreaker Gag is a fun idea. If you’re really small, like me, you should probably spend a little time licking it down or run hot water over it for a while to get it small enough to fit in your mouth. The strap is fairly comfortable, but those little white plastic things start to bug me, once the jawbreaker gets smaller.

I’m full of sugar and quirkiness right now. Can you tell? Want to get sugared up, too? You can pick up a Jawbreaker Gag at Babeland!

FTC Statement: The Jawbreaker Gag was provided to True Pleasures by Babeland free of charge in exchange for a review. Links from Babeland’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

Although I wasn’t able to attend AVN ANE, I was lucky enough to score a goodie bag. Inside was this little bottle of Body Frosting.

Taste

Unlike the fake taste of a lot of chocolate body products, this Body Frosting tastes just like raspberries and chocolate. It tastes a smidge too sweet to me, but I’m more used to the bitter taste of dark chocolate. If you’re a fan of sweeter things like milk chocolate, this will be right up your alley.

Ingredients

high fructose corn sweetener, corn syrup, water, cocoa, almond extract, salt, carrageenan, citric acid, lecithin, natural flavor, potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate (preservative).

Consistency

I wouldn’t really consider this Body Frosting a frosting. To me, it’s more like a thick syrup. Depending on how much you put on, it may slowly ooze off. I prefer the consistency of Babeland Body Chocolate (review), which is like warm frosting or Nutella.

Packaging

This Body Frosting comes in a simple 1 oz. plastic bottle with a screw on top. There’s no hole in the top under a flip cap to use the bottle as a squeeze bottle. You just have to take it off and pour the Body Frosting on. Using a clean makeup brush to apply this Body Frosting would be best, if you’re wanting to use it to make designs on your partner. The drawings do come out looking sort of watered down, though.

There’s nothing that says it needs to be placed in the fridge after opening, and there is no expiration date.

Residue/Cleanup

My arm isn’t sticky and there is no residue. As long as you lick everything up (which isn’t a problem for me), you’ll be fine. You skin may be left with the sweet smell of chocolate and raspberries, but I that’s a plus for me.

Rating: 4/5 It’s a little better than average, but it could use a little help in the consistency department, and the packaging bugs me a little. I really would have preferred this in a squeeze bottle, given the consistency of the product. Plus, an expiration date and storage instructions would have been nice. Otherwise, this stuff is pretty good. I’ve been pouring it and licking it off myself on and off during this review. Really, I’ve almost emptied this tiny bottle already. I need a bigger bottle and some vanilla ice cream.

FTC Statement: This Body Frosting was given to True Pleasures in a swag bag from AVN ANE. No compensation has been accepted for this review. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

If you’re looking for a dildo that’s body-safe, a little bigger than the average dildo, and modestly realistic, the Leo may be just what you need.  There are some things to keep in mind, though:  

Basic Info

Material: silicone, free of phthalates & latex

Compatible Lube: water-based lubes only

Length: 8"

Insertable Length: 7"

Circumference: 5 1/4"

Diameter: 1 5/8"

Weight: 0.5 lb

Harness Compatibility: O-ring Compatible

Anal Safe

Texture/Firmness

Leo is very smooth, for the most part, except for that texture underneath the pronounced head. The ribbed foreskin can be a little uncomfortable, if I’m not properly lubed up, both vaginally and anally.

Although I can bend Leo without too much effort, it isn’t very plush. It’s a very solid silicone dildo and doesn’t really squish at all.

Size

To me, Leo is a little thinner and longer than I’m used to for vaginal penetration. It’s about the right size for anal for me, but it’s pretty long. Of course, that works to my advantage if I decide to sandwich it in between my memory foam mattress and the platform it sits on.

Experience

Leo isn’t really my cup of tea for vaginal penetration. It just doesn’t have the amount of girth that I crave. Plus, that head feels like a little too much texture on my g-spot, if I don’t have the frenulum side facing it. Like I said, Leo is a very solid silicone dildo. Those ribs in the foreskin aren’t going to give at all, which makes them somewhat rough.  If Leo was a bit bigger, I’m sure it would be good for g-spot stimulation for me, because of the way it curves and the lip of the head. Still, that ribbing bugs me. Maybe I’m just too sensitive. I don’t know. I think I just prefer Vixen Creations’ softer VixSkin line.

Getting Leo in anally isn’t an easy task. Even after proper warming up and lubrication, somehow it’s difficult for me to make it past that foreskin. Once I do, though, Leo is wonderful. Since it’s so long, I prefer to handle it myself. My husband has a history of jamming things too far up inside me, if they’re on the long side. The base makes it easy to keep a hold on, and I can smoosh it between the mattress and bed platform or even suction cup it to something for hands-free play.

To get the base to stick to something, just wet it and treat it like a giant suction cup or a plunger. Vixen Creations’ logo is also stamped into the base.

Cleaning

To clean Leo, use warm water and a mild soap, toy wipes, toy cleaner, pop it in the top rack of the dishwasher, wipe it with a 10% bleach solution, or boil for it 3 minutes.

Storage

Store Leo away from other sex toys and lint/hair/dust. Never store your sex toys touching each other. The different materials can have reactions and fuse to or melt each other.

Packaging

Leo comes in a simple tube that can be reused for storage, which is suggested on the packaging. I prefer not to, since the seal is so good that it makes it difficult to get the air out and push the cap down all the way.

Printed on the packaging is some basic company and toy info, along with cleaning instructions, contact information and a lifetime warranty. All you have to do is return it with the receipt for a replacement.

All Vixen Creations Toys are hand-crafted right here in the USA.

My Opinion

If Leo just had the pronounced head without all that foreskin, I think I’d be happier. Since it’s one of my longer dildos, though, it’s great for stuffing in between the mattress and bed platform to masturbate hands-free or put on a show for hubby. It feels great for anal, but it’s too thin for me and than texture is a little too rough for vaginal use. So, I love it for the most part. I’m just not so sure about that foreskin. It’s definitely a different feeling, so I’ll either get used to it and love it or still just feel sort of “meh” about it.

FTC Statement: The Vixen Creations Leo was won by True Pleasures in a raffle held by Taco Doom. Links from Babeland’s Affiliate Program have been used. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

I just couldn’t help myself when I saw Chico, the Lil Squirt come up in Bad Dragon’s Accessory line. Why’s that? Well, aside from my love for Bad Dragon toys, the fact that Chico is only 4” with 3” of insertable length and can squirt was a major selling point.

I’m just going to go ahead and let everyone know that I prefer to use Chico for lubing me up anally. Vaginally, Chico is kind of a pipsqueak. No worries, though. Bad Dragon has plenty of bigger cumming dildos, and I already have one.

General Specs:

Material: pure silicone

Compatible Lube: Water-based lubes only

Size: 4” with 3” insertable from the base

Appearance

Although small, Chico has the same amount of details as every other Bad Dragon creation. My camera isn’t HD enough to pick up on certain things, but you should be able to make out the veining and whatnot that was sculpted into the mold for Chico.

Texture/Firmness

Chico has a matte finish that holds onto lube well, and is nice and plush without being floppy. This particular toy only comes in Bad Dragon’s highest firmness of silicone.

Experience and the Harness Experiment

For those who have seen my review of the Spareparts Deuce Harness, you’ll know that I need a shorter toy for anal. And so, little squirting Chico looked like a lot of fun.

Since hubby prefers not to model, you can see me to the right with the Spareparts Deuce Harness (review) and my Werewolf Dildo (review)and Chico. Technically, it’s not designed for use with two dildos. The bottom o-ring is supposed to be for the penis and the upper o-ring is for a dildo. Seeing as I’m female and don’t have a penis, I had to improvise. And yes, I improvised a holster for the Cumtube Syringe.

How did it work out? Pretty well. Chico could have been just a smidge longer, and the base really isn’t made for harness use (We have to be a little on the careful side so Chico doesn’t pull out), but it’s still fun to have two cocks cumming in me at once.

Other than that, Chico makes a great toy for foreplay before anal sex. Since the body doesn’t self lubricate back there like the vagina does (although the intestinal walls do secrete mucus to aid bowel movements, it's not much), plenty of lube is a must before anal play. Using Chico to squirt lube up there helps get everything nice and slick. And it doesn’t hurt to let Chico “cum” on the external anus for a little added slickness for anal safety, as well as visual stimulation for your partner.

After getting past the knot to make sure Chico stays in, you could use it as a sort of cumming butt plug for use during sex or solo play. Since Chico doesn’t have much of a flared based, be careful! You don’t want to lose that little canine cock up your bum. Of course, the cumtube should enable you to keep a decent hold on it and retrieve it, if that happens. Still, it’s better to be cautious. This, like the harness play with hubby and Chico, is something I love. Lots of cum for this little kitty!

Making Chico Cum

One thing you have to keep in mind with Bad Dragon’s Cumtube-enabled toys is that they can squirt pretty far without much pressure on the syringe’s plunger. Do a few test squirts in the sink or on yourself before inserting it to shoot it’s load.

Just connect the syringe to the cumtube, fill it with lube, replace the plunger and watch out. When you fill the syringe, it’s best to take the cap off your lube bottle, line up the bottle neck with the opening of the syringe and quickly flip it over to fill. This is to stop any air bubbles from getting in the tube and then into your bum, which can cause uncomfortable gas.

It’s best to gently push the syringe down to get some “precum” flowing out of Chico for easier insertion and to prevent air from going inside yourself. Just let Chico ooze a bit and smear some of that around before inserting.

Cleaning Chico

Warm water and soap, dishwasher, 10% bleach solution, or even baby bottle sterilizing mix. Careful when you’re cleaning out the middle and cum tube. It’s very easy for me to just squirt soapy water everywhere, so I usually use the tub instead of the sink. That way, everything doesn’t get soaked.

Packaging/Storage

Chico came in an unassuming brown box package along with a bottle of Bad Dragon Cum Lube in pretty purple paper.

The syringe has a nice tube for storage, and Chico just came in a plastic bag. Make sure everything is clean and dry before putting everything away. Keep Chico in a place safe from any chance of being squished or coming into contact with other toys, hair, or dust.

My Opinion

I love Chico. I wish it was just a smidge bigger for my harness play, but it really wasn’t designed with that in mind. It works wonderfully for what it was designed for, though; perfect for lubing me up for some tushie pushin’! (Yeah, I had to say it. I know it sounded lame, but that’s just how I roll.)

FTC Statement: Chico, the Lil Squirt was provided to True Pleasures by Bad Dragon free of charge in exchange for a review. This has not affected the opinions within the review and complies with FTC standards.

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Since this week’s Wicked Wednesday leaves me to concoct a naughty top 10 list, I figure I might as well go through my fantasies.

1. Werewolf Hubby: He’s just so dang fluffy already and I’ve got werewolf fantasies coming out of my ears! And, in order to assist those fantasies, I have a Werewolf Dildo, the Cerberus (which is basically a canine cock sleeve which also converts to a dildo), and fangs for him. We were even supposed to have him dressed as a werewolf for our wedding, but my in-laws royally screwed that up on me.
2. Tentacle Hubby: Because having a husband with tentacles around his cock like in this dream would be awesome.
3. Attack of the Hubby Clones: Yes, they have to be clones. I’m not having sexual relations with anyone unless it’s him, and that means no twins either. They have to be clones. And now that episode from The Angry Beavers is in my head.
   • ♪ Easy Clone! Easy Clone! Fun For You! First there’s one! Then there’s two! Easy Clone! Easy Clone! Fun for me! First there’s two, then there’s thuh-thuhreeeeeEEEE!!! ♪
4. Hubby Potter: I’m just going to lump all of the Harry Potter-type fantasies into one. I could probably write an entire top 10 list on just these. I’m not sure if I remember all of these right, but just figure I tend to ruin the innocence of at least something in each movie. These are all of them, at the moment, that I can remember:
   1. He’s Snape and calls me into his office for *ahem* a little talk.
   2. He’s Draco’s older brother who replaces his father in the Flourish and Blotts scene. I tell Draco to leave Harry alone as Ginny had. He steals Draco’s line of “Oh look, Potter. You’ve got yourself a girlfriend” and I ask him if he’s jealous. A number of different fantasies branch off from that.
   3. I’m Hermione and he’s Draco. Call me your filthy little mudblood… (Yes, I’ve read too many fanfics. )
   4. He’s Lupin and we go through the oh-no-he’s-going-to-get-us thing but Buckbeak doesn’t come to rescue us. I hike up my skirt, get on all fours, and tell Harry to go help Sirius because I’ve got it covered. And, you guessed it, hot and rough werewolf sex. (Should I just lump this in with the first?)
   5. I’m Harry and he’s Draco. (I told you I read too many fanfics.)
   6. He’s Voldemort, at the time in the graveyard, and I’m Harry, being held by the statue. He sends everyone away and then has his way with me while I can’t move away to stop him.
   7. He’s Tom Riddle and I’m Harry towards the end of The Chamber of Secrets.

Hmm… Since the last fantasy had enough sub-fantasies to make a top 10 with the first few fantasies, I’m just going to stop here. I can’t really think of any others anyway. Well, maybe I could if my mind wasn’t consumed with going through all of the ones mentioned above…

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The Babeland Body Chocolate is wonderful! Unlike most chocolate body products I’ve tried, it tastes like real chocolate instead of cheap syrup. The consistency is close to that of Nutella, and it has a slight coconut taste to it. Yum! Click here to check out my review!

Well, I haven’t tried any of these three, but the Shiri Zinn Burgundy Harness caught my gypsy eye. If I get more into harness play, I may have to think about getting it.

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Yes, it seems we’ve become somewhat of a pair of strangers in the night.

He goes to work during the day, and plays computer games most of the night. Next month he’ll start up night classes again.

I have my hausfrau chores and my work as a reviewer to get done.

Mind you, we still sneak over to each other for a kiss, hug, or short snuggle at night, but it’s nothing like it used to be when we still had the couch and the TV. We’d cuddle and sometimes I’d fall asleep because I was bored with what he was watching. Life has been a lot better without the TV, though, and we’re saving money since we’d only watch two or three channels and complain about it. Anyway, I’m getting off-topic.

I’m not complaining about anything. That’s not what this post is about. What it’s about is a trend I’ve noticed. Sex has been moved to the wee hours of the morning when I finally get enough of my work done and join him in bed. He usually goes to sleep at least 3-4 hours before I do. A little after I crawl into bed, he’s spooning me with his cock knocking at my door. Of course, I’m not going to turn that down.

What’s weird about it is, in the morning, it’s almost like it never even happened. Neither of us discuss the earlier morning sex or even seem to acknowledge it. I know we both fall to sleep or go back to sleep, but he can’t just believe it’s a dream or not remember, can he? Of course, I never say anything either just because I’m waiting to see if he’ll say something. Maybe he’s being the same way. I don’t know.

Honestly, it’s the weirdest thing feeling like it didn’t happen. I mean, it’s fine, but it’s just weird.

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Going to a salon to get a wax job can be pretty expensive and add up to a lot of money, over time. For around $5-$10, you can make your own wax at home so you can keep your kitty pretty. It’s also great for legs and eyebrows, or anywhere else you need hair removed. When I was looking up this recipe for myself, I saw that a guy actually waxed his chest with it. Do be careful where you try to wax. Get it done professionally once beforehand or, at least, ask a professional if the area you’re thinking of waxing is okay to do. Don’t just go waxing whatever all willy nilly without some knowledge of how waxing works.

You’ll Need:

• Cotton fabric that isn’t stretchy. I sew and have lots of scraps, which I find better than the strips at the store. Quarter inch strips work well for Brazilians and eyebrows, but you can use a little bit bigger strips for your legs, if you’re impatient like me.
• Popsicle sticks to apply the wax
• A microwave-safe bowl, no plastic!
• 2 tsp brown sugar
• 1 tsp of honey
• 1 tsp of water

(I prefer to work in small batches. This lets me take my time a little instead of rushing because I made so much and it’s cooling while I work, rendering it hard and unusable. Smaller batches means I don’t have to rush myself and I can be more careful about what I’m doing.)

Mix the ingredients and pop it into the microwave. Keep an eye on it and open the microwave to check every 10-15 minutes. When it looks bubbly, it should be ready. Take it out and let it cool for around 10 minutes. Just make sure to give it enough time to be a comfortable temperature to use on your skin. Don’t wait too long and let it harden. You may want to experiment with timing for the microwave and cooling.

Brazilian Wax Instructions

1. If you've never had a waxing, you should go get one done for the first time. Why? Because if it's your first time waxing at home, don't expect all the hair to come off. Since you're just starting, the hair is thicker and has a better root than it will be after a couple of waxings. Getting it done by a professional for the first time will ensure a quicker, less painful first time. After that, you can start doing things yourself. Plus, you need to see how it’s done first. You just do.
2. Make sure to shower and exfoliate the night before. Don't use any creams, lotions, oils, powder, or anything on the area you're getting waxed. Take advil or another pain killer an hour before your appointment or before performing a waxing yourself.
3. Lay out some towels and your popsicle sticks and fabric strips before you make the mixture. A mirror for between your legs is very helpful.
4. Your hair should be about half an inch long. This will make hair removal easier.
5. Apply pre-epilation oil and keep it nearby in case you need to reapply. You may want to use a warm, moist towel on the area to soften up the hair follicles, but you don’t have to. Just make sure the area is dry save for the oil before waxing.
6. Using the popsicle stick, apply the mixture in the direction of hair growth. You’ll want to start at the outer edge of your bikini area. As soon as you apply the mixture, apply a cloth strip and smooth it down in the direction of the hair growth. Count to 5, hold the skin taught with one hand, and use the other hand to rip the fabric strip off in the opposite direction of the hair growth. Yes, it will hurt. You'll get used to it eventually, though.
7. If you’ve done okay with the outer edge of your bikini area, you can attempt a full Brazilian. Be careful as you get into more sensitive areas! Seriously, have a professional do the first waxing for you! Don’t forget to use the pre-epilation oil so that the mixture sticks to the hair and not to your skin.
8. Tweeze any stray hairs, don’t shave them, and apply hydrocortisone cream to the entire waxed area.
9. Wait at least half an hour before you shower. Don’t take a bath and don’t use hot water. Have a luke warm shower and use a gentle soap like Dove to very gently cleanse the area. No scrubbing, shower poofs, loofahs, or anything besides the pads of your fingers allowed! Pat dry and reapply the hydrocortisone cream. Wear non-binding/chaffing panties like boy shorts. Avoid hot showers for a few days and also keep applying the cream for a few days. That way, you’ll be soft and free from irritation.

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"Who is hotter - Cowboys or bikers?"

Honestly, I’m not too hip on either one. Cowboys make me think of twangy guys singing about their dead dogs and how their woman left them. Bikers make me think of dirty old men with long gray beards hanging out at the Harley Davidson. I’ve always liked the darker goth side of things. Steampunk can be pretty sexy, too. If forced to choose, though, I’d go with cowboys.

The first time hubby ever visited me while he was in the Navy, he had all this cowboy stuff and liked country music. (He was born in Texas, and you can tell. He’s a giant.) I didn’t like either one too much, but I loved him and the attire grew on me, at least. I have fond memories of him plunking his gigantic cowboy hat on me. It went down to my nose and I couldn’t see. He doesn’t have it anymore, but I still have the pictures he sent me. Looking back on it, he’s more adorable than hot, but who cares?

Yes, I messed around with it Paint.net. You don’t need to know who he is. Of course, he hasn’t looked like that since the Navy, so… I guess it doesn’t matter?